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Offline Hundkeex

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #180 on: March 03, 2009, 03:59:36 pm »
Never.
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #181 on: March 03, 2009, 05:54:30 pm »
Im too much of a ninja.
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #182 on: March 03, 2009, 06:03:52 pm »
Never. It's just about knowing how much time you've got between hearing footsteps/door opening and getting...incriminating sights.. closed or hidden.

If it be video material, headphones are for when others are sleeping- they can't hear you but you can't hear them.

Sexy MSN chat/webcam would be less embarrassing to be caught at, but it does require a 'brb' typed before closing/hiding.

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I've brought 2000 BBs for them. That wasn't enough.

But seriously, using BBs isn't a great idea as the chance of them bouncing into something valuable is too high. I'd only reserve that treatment for the really huge ones- or 'big George' spiders as we call them in our family.

Though normally the best answer is to cower on the chair like a pussy untill my brother/flatmate/whoever is mad enough to get close to those daemons is available.

Oh sorry, was this thread about masturbating?
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #183 on: March 03, 2009, 06:26:52 pm »
Quote from: SDFilm on March 03, 2009, 06:03:52 pm
Oh sorry, was this thread about masturbating?

I suppose that depends on what you planned to do with the spider after incapacitating it.
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #184 on: March 03, 2009, 09:35:09 pm »
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #185 on: March 03, 2009, 09:36:38 pm »
Quote from: Espadon on March 03, 2009, 09:35:09 pm
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Wow. I uh... no, just... wow.
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #186 on: March 04, 2009, 03:21:37 am »
hahaha that image changed it all xDD
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #187 on: March 07, 2009, 05:18:43 am »
My friend (her)(neighbour) always came to my house when I forgot to lock the doors.
And she always found me masturbating. ;(

I tried to count how many times I was caught.
Well, lets see.. About 20 times.
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #188 on: March 07, 2009, 05:39:25 am »
Quote from: smiluu on March 07, 2009, 05:18:43 am
My friend (her)(neighbour) always came to my house when I forgot to lock the doors.
And she always found me masturbating. ;(

I tried to count how many times I was caught.
Well, lets see.. About 20 times.

haha:P i caught my Big bro .....

(After that i had a secret weapon for several months...)
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #189 on: March 07, 2009, 02:04:39 pm »
Quote from: smiluu on March 07, 2009, 05:18:43 am
My friend (her)(neighbour)...

I am trying to figure out what the hell this means. Does this mean your friend is a female neighbour? Is it some reference to your friend's neighbour? I don't know. Frankly, I have never seen parentheses used in this way.
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #190 on: March 07, 2009, 02:34:15 pm »
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating?
« Reply #191 on: March 07, 2009, 05:30:30 pm »
Quote from: Espadon on March 03, 2009, 09:35:09 pm

Mangled will love you. Anyways,

HAHAHA that is hilarious!!!
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