You're all wrong.
You are new. This means you want 3 things. You want it to be really easy to pick up, you want to be able to easily see immediate results from programming and you want it to be useful in the future.
For all that, learn javascript. It's turing complete, object oriented, practical and all you need to start is text entry and a web browser. Samples of code are as limited as the web pages on the internet. When you understand it well enough you can move on to whatever other language you want.