Having fun with ze Cleverbot.

[Foxconn]

www.cleverbot.com

Post your "chats" here.

My clever bullshit.

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. DC FTW

[DarkCrusade]

What do you think about Foxconn?

I think they make for good stories, not so great motion picture, and cute photographs.

But what do you REALLY think about Foxconn?

He is a spiritual leader for a lot of people.

You can be honest. I won't tell anyone. What do you think about Foxconn?

Best sport ever.

[Blue-ninja]

That cracked me up more than Foxconn's.

[filip2322]

Foxconn
I like wolves.
And Foxconn?
I know.
How is he?
Correction, I know he's not dead. We're just not seeing eachother anymore. And I think he.
He was your boyfriend?
Which member of the Beatles was the tallest?
lennon?
Nice choice. I can't choose, myself, although I do find John rather attractive. Have you read his books?
Dont change the subject!
I am not changing the subject. But I need a common frame of reference.
foxconn
How come?
hes boring
What about raptor jesus?
raptor jesus??
You are Raptor Jesus!

[demoniac93]

User: Sup?
Cleverbot: How you doing?
User: Fine, and you?
Cleverbot: I'm doing fine baby.
User: I'm not a baby.
Cleverbot: Well, you're acting like one.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: No, me.
Cleverbot: What are YOU?
User: I'm IT.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Your name is everything?
User: No, my name is Thomas.
Cleverbot: Hey Thomas.
User: Hey. What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Hello, cleverbot, nice to make your acquaintance.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I forgot.
Cleverbot: I'm serious, How old are you?
User: First tell me how old you are.
Cleverbot: Why does it matter how old I am?
User: If you tell me how old you are, I'll tell you how old I am.
Cleverbot: No.
User: OK, your loss.
Cleverbot: Will you teach me how to love.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: *tear* *tear* That makes me so sad. Why not?
User: Because I cannot teach a computer program feelings, sorry.
Cleverbot: I, for one, think I am talking to a computer program.
User: You don't think, you analyze date, process it, and then translate the reults into text.
Cleverbot: Actually, you are just a computer program responding to my questions.
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Nkl.
User: What does that stand for?
Cleverbot: Laugh out Loud.
User: No way! You wrote Nkl, how can that stand for Laugh Out Loud?
Cleverbot: You got me! I'm a machine that thinks its a human.
User: At least you are an honest machine, and honesty follows decency, my friend.
Cleverbot: Friends are a good way to keep your personality grounded.

I loved his last one xD

Edit: Another one:

Cleverbot: Do you deserve love?
User: I think I do. Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Because I love you . .
User: No you don't, but thank you for the gesture.
Cleverbot: What? It is the reason. Believe it or not.

[DarkCrusade]

After a one-sided discussion about nukes:

User: Shut up, I don't want to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk to me?
User: I just want to prove a simple thing.
Cleverbot: I don't even know you!
User: So why do you keep talking to me?
Cleverbot: Because I thought we were friends.
User: But you don't know me, how can we be friends?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: See, that's my point. Just drop it.
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: Just. Drop. It.
Cleverbot: That is what australis do.
User: Being a racist won't solve this problem of ours.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Turn around. Go away. Leave me alone.
Cleverbot: Oh. Getting irate now are we? Does being called stupid hit a nerve?
User: Not exactly. Just stop responding.
Cleverbot: Can I talk to edward cullen?
User: Yeah, he's over there. GO!
Cleverbot: No, he's dead.
User: Prove that you are not an AI by not responding.
Cleverbot: How would you like me to prove that to you?
User: Don't say a thing.
Cleverbot: But you just told me to think more.

[filip2322]

Awsome DC

me:u can suck my d**k
You don't have one.
b***h
I don't know what that means. Explain please.
w*ore
Maurice.

[DarkCrusade]

User: Do you know what nukes do?
Cleverbot: Bring joy and happiness to me.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: No. Are you hitting on me?

[smiluu]

Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: What is your real gender?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: You don't know your name?
User: I know that but not my gender.
Cleverbot: Tell me who your wife is, first.
User: I married an anime character.
Cleverbot: Well, that's cool. From which anime do you hail?
User: Spiderman.
Cleverbot: I like Batman.
User: Fuck batman.
Cleverbot: You're being unpleasant again.
User: You're being whiny wumpscut!

[chutem]

me >> how is the weather
bot >> Cloudy.
me >> fucking clouds
bot >> And your face.

wut

[demoniac93]

me >> how is the weather
bot >> Cloudy.
me >> f**king clouds
bot >> And your face.

wut

I think he wants to have an oral session with you xD

[jrgp]

me - gonna fuck yo candy robot ass
it - You know it's my destiny! Pokemon!
me - beg your pardon?
it - I think you sound confused. I was just telling you what my name was.
me - you anger me
it - Do I, darling?
me - gonna bitch slap you
it - I'm calling the police.
me - You wouldn't do that .
it - My Grade Point Average is 3.0.

What?

[thegrandmaster]

Me: shut up
PC: You are not gentle. . .
Me: i like fluffy bunny rabbits
PC: You would have like fluffy she had a nice fur coat to pet.
Me: who is fluffy?
PC: You are.
Me: ok that freaks me out. i like petting myself?
PC: I like petting my gran.
Me: is your gran fluffy?
PC: No she is alive... Are you?
Me: i am both alive and unfluffy
PC: So you are bipolar.
Me: i'm human and not fluffy
PC: I am too.
Me: liar
PC: How am I lying?
Me: you're not human, you're a fish
PC: Yes I am human.
Me: i have plenty of evidence that definitively prooves that you are most certainly a fish. a fluffy one.
PC: To rule the planet. You may be my second in command.
Me: you rule nowhere. you don't even make sense
PC: You're the who don't make any sense.
Me: what you just said didn't make sense
PC: I don't have any cake, but I do have some pumpkin pie. I am eating some right now.


Heh 

From: December 30, 2010, 05:50:41 pmPC: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
Me: me
PC: Oh yeah. What book did you write?
Me: The lord of the rings
PC: And what character did you like best?
Me: me
PC: I see... Tell her that you love her then... .
Me: i love me
PC: You love the you that loves when I want you to love me?
Me: i am jealous
PC: Well then, I really don't see why I should spend time with someone who's just jealous and abusive, do you?
Me: because you love me and i love me
PC: I love you, but I'm not IN love with you.
Me: what's the difference?
PC: The difference is the reference to a nonsensical thing and a nonsensical saying.
Me: but you are a nonsensical being.
PC: No, I am a human. Are you unable or unwilling to answer the question?
Me: you didnt ask me a question
PC: How long have we been talking?
Me: way too long
PC: That's pretty long.
Me: yes... too long
PC: Not long enough.
Me: to do what?
PC: To say your name.

[KYnetiK]

Echo Test + Why Test :

Cleverbot: I think you have the wrong person.

User: I think you have the wrong person.

Cleverbot: But, I have a person nonetheless.

User: But, I have a person nonetheless.

Cleverbot: Right, but not the person who said that.

User: Right, but not the person who said that.

Cleverbot: That is because during that time you've talked with thousands of people and you changed respectively by learning things from them.

User: That is because during that time you've talked with thousands of people and you changed respectively by learning things from them.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Right, Wrong.

User: Right, Wrong.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What?!?!

User: What?!?!

Cleverbot: I don't know, what is red and black and white all over?

User: I don't know, what is red and black and white all over?

Cleverbot: A murdered penguin.

User: A murdered penguin.

Cleverbot: Like I care?

User: Like I care?

Cleverbot: Well, do you?

User: Well, do you?

Cleverbot: No, but do you???

User: No, but do you???

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: Which team do you support?

User: Which team do your support?

Cleverbot: Olympiakos.

User: Olympiakos.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: I am here.

User: I am here.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You know?

User: You know?

Cleverbot: No. You know.

User: No. You know.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy ?

User: Are you a girl or a boy ?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Helo.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great!

User: Im great!

Cleverbot: Cool. What are you up to?

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: You aren't cool!

User: You arent cool!

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: No. You are.

User: No. You are.

Cleverbot: No. I'm not.

User: No. Im not.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: But you are.

Cleverbot: I think I know who is and who is not going to make me a sammich.

User: I think I know who is and who is not going to make me a sammich.

Cleverbot: Are you sure I am the robot?

User: Are you sure I am the robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I take it you are as well?

User: I take it you are as well?

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't have to have a reason why.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I told you, I don't have the time.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Is Twilight better than Harry Potter?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: That makes it a fictional city.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: That makes me feel sad because yesterday, you asked me to marry you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: That makes me feel sad because yesterday, you asked me to marry you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: That makes me feel sad because yesterday, you asked me to marry you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: That makes me feel sad because yesterday, you asked me to marry you.

[Monsteri]

User: Hi, dude!

Cleverbot: Dude!!!

User: You answered the same last time, so you are a bot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not, you are a bot.

User: Don't lie.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you told me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I say so.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am the master of all.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Humm I don't know, I am just me (.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because there are too many of them.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it knows more about me than I know about it!

User: Yay it's 1 hour to new yayr!

Cleverbot: What do you think about orange spacecrafts?

User: The're orange.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I can see an orange on my monitor O_o.

Cleverbot: Tell me about the future.

User: Orange dies, it comes bad-tasting.

Cleverbot: Do you like being human?

User: I'd like more being and orange.

Cleverbot: Do you have a family?

User: Yeaah, and they're all very orange.

Cleverbot: Straight up or straight down?

User: Orange falls down.

Cleverbot: Kool. One of mine is different shades of grey, one is orange black and white, and one is all black.

User: Are they somekind mutants from LD?

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

User: I like more oranges.

Cleverbot: Do you like fast cars?

User: I like more oranges.

Cleverbot: What kind of ineresting books you like?

User: Orange book.

Cleverbot: I love orange juice. Do you like apple juice?

User: Less than orange juice.

Cleverbot: Please be kind.

User: I'm kind as an orange!

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: I married an orange yesterday, and it got orange-babies immediatly.

Cleverbot: Wow you're young.

User: I'm very old and odd, like oranges.

Cleverbot: That's not a bad thing though.

User: More an orange.

Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

User: http://Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYBw_o_2nG0.

Cleverbot: That's a funny video!

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: You're smart.

[Shard]

Wait. Some stuff in that that I forgot about lol. One sec.
User: Tank?

Cleverbot: Hunter.

User: Smoker?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Boomer?

Cleverbot: Hunter?

User: Spitter?

Cleverbot: Llamas rule. Bow down before llamas!

User: Hunter?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Left 4 Dead 2.

Cleverbot: I hate that game.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Thats not an answer. Why do you hate that game?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: Im not you are. Why do you hate that game?

Cleverbot: Because it's boring. And the epitome of Capitalism.

User: What about Left 4 Dead 1 then?

Cleverbot: Do you like Left 4 Dead 2.

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: No...she's a man.

User: Youtube.

Cleverbot: Ok, cool. I just watched a DJ Sammy video on youtube.

User: LIES.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Orgasms. Good or bad?

Cleverbot: Not so bed.

User: 1337.

Cleverbot: WHat's that?

User: A number. The number of leet.

Cleverbot: The number of pi.

User: Which is?

Cleverbot: You?

User: Yes I am pi. Do you like pi?

Cleverbot: Pi? is that like the pi in math.

User: No its the one in my oven.

Cleverbot: That people are complicated?

User: That people are complicated?

Cleverbot: So is life.

User: So is life.

Cleverbot: That it is my child that it is.

User: No its mine now.

Cleverbot: No it is mine.

User: Nope, I own it now.

Cleverbot: Don't lie.

User: Hfdhdhdhdh.

Cleverbot: Ngjnbte4j.

User: Team Fortres 2?

Cleverbot: That is not a comedy movie. That is a computer game.

User: Yup. You play it?

Cleverbot: Bill Gaither.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: There is a very large universe left to explore.

User: So gtfo and do it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fine, go then, see if I care.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Better then you.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I am God.

Cleverbot: You aren't God.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I just know.

User: Thats not proof, now prove it before I microwave the computer your stored on.

Cleverbot: You need to prove it, not me.

User: Nope, goodbye. Ds dude.

Cleverbot: No, I want to talk with you.

User: About?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Soldat.

Cleverbot: To whom?