I hope this section of the forum is fine for this sort of a post
(Edit: When I originally posted this and stated the above, it was in the "Please do all your testing here" section of the forum)It would be better if someone posted whole "3 words story" in one post. The last one which got locked recently. I'd like to see it and I don't feel like going through whole thread.
There you go... (I've also included 'postable'(that include the BBcode tags) text versions(one with all posts on different lines and one with all posts added up(which is the one seen below)) as attachments)
Also note that it also includes
the post by MattH that already included the story up to that point. The extract:
Okay, you all know the drill, we all take turns writing three words per post to make a story.
alright then? I'll start off.
There once was a fish called Lewis The Miserable who liked eating smaller fishes and honey marinated plumps. The End. ... suddenly he bought a dinosaur which decided to join the league of shadows and abandon the beam of light. The darkside however saw through his smarty-pants plan which gave away his massive 10-tonne
which gave away
his perverted intentions. towards a smelly
end of story And now for Season two. Santa22 made a new adult gay porn
made a new
house using only his bare hands - although he had two left hands and twenty thumbs but no feet. He was a soldat-nerd without sense of accountability for my jeans so he f**ked
for my jeans
as he once
so he f**ked
thegrandmaster's foul play
as he once
crossed the beams of light, leaving the door open to the toilet where s**t was just getting real. And monster came to frighten lovely his big ass.
to frighten lovely
old santa22 and encourage young people To get back on hallucinogenic drugs produced from nymphomanic wooden chairs while doing a handstand pushups in a glass vase. In a AA clinic tasting his penis
a AA clinic
where he threw his cuddlebunch toy at the janitor who didn't give any notice of his DAMN big master plan to rape city and finally fill the postbox with cement and make his hands grow bigger. Santa22 decided to volunteer in catholic kid's church for the community's benefit. He decided to execute a tastefully red smelly rotten Horve's huge cock @f4wsKun: What's it with men, cocks and sex with you?
red smelly rotten
green fish and
@f4wsKun: What's it with men, cocks and sex with you?
Nothing. I just hate Horve.
green fish and
he jumped out from a plane into a stack of big pigs which prevented him from starving. So in the middle of the night he crept out and shat on a desk, because his ass was teard apart from happy New York with many gnomes . The gnomes were playing Soldat when GIANT ENEMY CRAB attacked Pikachu. Suddenly Soldat servers crashed ,he grabs a sack of fertilizer and planted turnip. After watering the field, he went shooting on blackberries. Foxconn realized, that he's a kid.
(don't f**king try to be part of the story you attention wh***!) With a small fish he battered a random piece of karaoke equipped gorillas wailing in a bar for some something to make the story gory. A naked dog appears and dresses up as a vase which rapes unholy people out of curiosity for jasmine tea to lip drink warm human blood which is red. The next morning ,a girl named Karl awoke next to Santa Claus finding himself with plush squirrels everywhere cold Red Bull and a miming on top of a cup of fresh half-eaten humans and rectangular dicks I will start a crusade against you in case you don't stop talking about dicks, gay sex, sex in general and events from your
childhood entire life.
That being said..
fresh half-eaten humans
tasting like humans. Earlier, darkcrusade raped noone. End of. Smiluu's happy face. Suddenly, a broom wacked foxconn's crotch. The blood was shut the f**k. up, and don't start sentences like shut the f**k or else. However DarkCrusade is nolife and I have feelings for him. but he doesn't realize the difference between men and himself because of the next gay dildo assault, which was forced to be canceled due to some unintended bloodbath. God decided to kill Foxconn what turned out to favor unfortunate
what turned out
to be great. Since he killed himself with a chicken he died. Five years ago , five years after - now - he died. But where is (foxconn, that fat guy with a small cock that hunts down dicks to taste em?)
But where is
the top secret of how to ban foxconn again
Not anything personal, just a joke ...only one person has survived, to uncover the truth of painful buttsecks
uncover the truth
and finally banned (everyone just ignore his posts so he'll loose interest)
/me votes for DarkCrusade to take a rest on new year EVE and finally banned
for good. Charlie
@Bio - Posts in The Lounge forum don't add to your official post count... had to rub his magic wand of pure gayness
his magic wand
which sparkled lightly. Foxconn appears suddenly
his magic wand
which sparkled lightly.
Along came Buffy with some serious firepower and blasted hitler's gigantic anus
firepower and blasted
Great China Wall. jrgp uprised against
Great China Wall.
But the wall uprised against it
Great China Wall.
But the wall
wouldn't crumble easily So he used
So she used
her wooden stake to fap at
[qoute author=filip2322 link=topic=39347.msg482168#msg482168]So she used
her wooden stake[/quote]and hit the
just mute Foxconn already...
jackpot. It was
a lie, like the cake, but she continued hitting it. Meanwhile, in
(Oh, when i chilled out with that goatse bulls**t could you leave me alone nao? ^_^ <3)
she continued hitting
on old women. Chinese women, however, they were cyclops without any senses and any legs
without any senses
and incredible diopters. And GOD said: I luv harwzes
And GOD said:
f**k you foxconn! And Jesus added: oh hai there.
f**k you foxconn!
I am totally liked here as hell. <3
After that, the
oh hai there.
What's up, man? To which foxconn suicided using a cactus. The pain turned out to be enjoyable for his pet fish. I yelled Hallelujah! Then walked away and jumped out
Btw when story ends, somebody needs to collect it. of the window for great justice.
of the window
out of joy. Jesus, muhammed and Buddah decided to launch a nuke to the biggest buttock of foxconn - his feet. John Conner went back in time, to prevent the launch. There was a giant t-rex lying n o .
of the window
out of joy.
-You guys are starting to be kidsy.
n o .
,somebody screamed with
infinitely serious business then took her and said: "Have
a nice time, and a happy new year! Anyway , he lied. So end of story. Credits start rolling :"Chuck Norris as ... Foxconn". THE END
:"Chuck Norris as ...
Buffy. *Audience leave* But suddenly returns. to see that 2011 has arrived. Along with 2011 comes great responsibility and new opportunities , pointless downtown events and belly dancers. big hamburger that can't be eaten. New movie starts, and they sit on hamburgers, because they trashed the castle of fate. Movie's name appears: "Quake Live Fragmovie" Then everybody started applauding and whistling and fragging and finally settled down. and leaved, while eating hard wax And making lard then vomiting on frog vomit which boomer vomited on who got t-bagged with another cow and a Nazi There once was a fish called Lewis The Miserable who liked eating smaller fishes and honey marinated plumps. The End. ... suddenly he bought a
dinosaur which decided to join the league of shadows and abandon the beam of light. The darkside however saw through his smarty-pants plan
which gave away his his perverted intentions. towards a smelly end of story And now for Season two. Santa22 made a new house using only his bare
hands - although he had two left hands and twenty thumbs but no feet. He was a soldat-nerd without sense of accountability for my jeans as he
once crossed the beams of light, leaving the door open to the toilet where s**t was where s**t was And monster came to frighten lovely old
santa22 and encourage young people To get back on hallucinogenic drugs produced from nymphomanic wooden chairs while doing a handstand
pushups in a glass vase. In a AA clinic where he threw his cuddlebunch toy at the janitor who didn't give any notice of his DAMN big master plan
to finally fill the postbox with cement and make his hands grow bigger. Santa22 decided to volunteer in catholic kid's church for the community's
benefit. He decided to execute a tastefully red smelly rotten green fish and he jumped out from a plane into a stack of big pigs which prevented
him from starving. So in the middle of the night he crept out and shat on a desk, because his ass was teard apart from happy New York
with many gnomes The gnomes were playing Soldat when GIANT ENEMY CRAB attacked Pikachu. Suddenly Soldat servers crashed ,he grabs a sack of
fertilizer and planted turnip. After watering the field, he went shooting on blackberries. Foxconn realized, that he's a kid. (don't f**king try
to be part of the story you attention wh***!) With a small fish he battered a random piece of karaoke equipped gorillas wailing in a bar for
some something to make the story gory. A naked dog appears and dresses up as a vase which rapes unholy people out of curiosity for jasmine tea
to lip drink warm human blood which is red. The next morning ,a girl named Karl awoke next to Santa Claus finding himself with plush squirrels
everywhere cold Red Bull and a miming on top of a cup of fresh half-eaten humans tasting like humans. Earlier, darkcrusade raped noone. End of.
Smiluu's happy face. Suddenly, a broom wacked foxconn's crotch. The blood was shut the f**k. up, and don't start sentences like shut the f**k
or else. However DarkCrusade is nolife and I have feelings for him. but he doesn't realize the difference between men and himself because of
the next gay dildo assault, which was forced to be canceled due to some unintended bloodbath. God decided to kill Foxconn what turned out
to be great. Since he killed himself with a chicken he died. Five years ago , five years after - now - he died. But where is the top
secret of how to ban foxconn again ...only one person has survived, to uncover the truth and finally banned for good. Charlie had to
rub his magic wand which sparkled lightly. Along came Buffy with some serious firepower and blasted Great China Wall. But the wall
wouldn't crumble easily So she used her wooden stake and hit the jackpot. It was a lie, like the cake, but she continued hitting
on old women. Chinese women, however, they were cyclops without any senses and incredible diopters. And GOD said: f**k you foxconn!
And Jesus added: oh hai there. What's up, man? To which foxconn suicided using a cactus. The pain turned out to be enjoyable for
his pet fish. I yelled Hallelujah! Then walked away and jumped out of the window out of joy. Jesus, muhammed and Buddah decided to
launch a nuke to the biggest buttock of foxconn - his feet. John Conner went back in time, to prevent the launch. There was a
giant t-rex lying ,somebody screamed with infinitely serious business then took her and said: "Have a nice time, and a happy new year!"
Anyway, he lied. So end of story. Credits start rolling :"Chuck Norris as ...Buffy. *Audience leave* But suddenly returns. 2011 has
arrived. Along with 2011 comes great responsibility and new opportunities, pointless downtown events and belly dancers. big hamburger
that can't be eaten. New movie starts,and they sit on hamburgers, because they trashed the castle of fate. Movie's name appears:
"Quake Live Fragmovie" Then everybody started applauding and whistling and fragging and finally settled down. and leaved, while
eating hard wax And making lard then vomiting on frog vomit which boomer vomited on who got t-bagged with another cow and a Nazi
From: 02-01-2011, 02:45:46
(I don't mind saying that I will NEVER compile one of these after 15 pages again) Well, Nice Story
Good job everyone. Now create a book of this story and sell it. I bet you gonna get alot of money and nobel price for best selling book in 2011
It's soo rational
Nothing is over This has only just begun xD Although he compiled about his strange
(penis, what was complaining and whining about peoples sins, what causes wars, and other bad things.) Next time, i will start the three word story. For great justice. issue with ip he summoned a Assassins in hexer
and the sequel was really bad. cause we suck at nothing, except Buffalo buffalo buffalo Is this Sparta? Jellyfish smell badly! Fish we noticed were crying out for more GROG and bottles of boris yelzin vodka . But then a Total Smeg Head started to rub his lower back which ached from penis what was throbbing uncontrollably since year 2002. Later the jellyfish died but it lied so I sighed and killed myself with a peach. Momotaro had said "I love horses" and microwave ovens" so he made a microwave-oven horse out of many pop-sickle sticks and chewing gum. Momotaro
chewing gum. Momotaro
was a ***got without balls, so ''he'' was actually
she she. After discovering (thx)
that, she was was a trans because she wanted sex with applepie. Peter North slapped his wife, because he didn't accept her whorish gestures at their dog. So she used dildo, but the
duracel bunny was a better dildo, so she press lock thread button and "Ban Horve"
lock thread button
and so she did. The big trolling-plan to start Alright boys, let's shut this wh*** down, shall we?
