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Offline demoniac93

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Re: Pressure moment
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2011, 08:54:46 am »
Yeah, do exactly as that Swiss guy said, just light a bud and everything will go away! You will live a new life as if you were reborn into a flawless universe!
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Offline Blacksheepboy

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Re: Pressure moment
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2011, 02:35:52 pm »
No.

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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: Pressure moment
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2011, 05:05:34 pm »
the average person lives until they are 80

the average soldat forums user is age 20

you will die in roughly 60 years

20 of those years will be spent sleeping

10 of those years will be spent working

5 of those years will be spent eating

3 of those years will be spent doing absolutely nothing

1 of those years will be spent on the toilet

another 1 of those years will be spent looking for things you have lost

189341556 seconds

31556926 minutes

525949 hours

21915 days

3131 weeks

720 months

60 years you have yet to walk this earth and 40 of them will be consumed by the need for the pointless and the mundane

of course im skewing statistics to make a point. couldnt care the point remains the same. sit here and question your every move if you like but remember that each second you do so is another second youll never have again. regardless of race or class or intelligence or religious beliefs we are all still human and all still equally ensnared by mortality. if living is for you then make sure you actually do it

Offline demoniac93

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Re: Pressure moment
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2011, 06:45:08 pm »
Wow, that was deep.
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Offline Mitak

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Re: Pressure moment
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2011, 12:06:21 pm »
World's greatest men were bludgers - Newton was bludging under the apple tree, Jesus was bludging on the cross, etc...

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Re: Pressure moment
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2011, 04:48:29 pm »
sleep is fucking awesome. i'm more than happy to spend 20 years of my life doing it, especially if i can get some lucid dreaming going on. plus, you left 20 straight years of doing whatever. 20 YEARS is a lot of partying. plus my job is already a party. so really i got like 30 party years.