Funny/interesting/weird Omegle conversations

[Fryer]

What's Omegle? Check this first if you don't know.

Anyways, here is the place to post your awesome or not so awesome conversations with that infinitely random "Stranger".

To give you all an idea of how this can look, here's one of mine:

Stranger: hello
You: do you work at a lighthouse?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: how did you know
You: AWESOME!
You: then, do you see a boat coming?
Stranger: no. It's been a silent ight.
Stranger: night
You: maybe i should pass by then. where are you at?
Stranger: planet earth.
You: shouldn't be far then
You: oh, yes. there i see you
Stranger: is it you with the red shirt?
You: no, that's my brother.
You: i'm inside the boat
Stranger: oh.
You: here i'll come out...
Stranger: now i see you.
You: i see you too. wait... am i not too close?
Stranger: not too far away
You: i think i hit something. my engine doesn't work
Stranger: crud. you want me to come help?
You: nah i could swim over to you from here
Stranger: ok
You: *arrives*
You: eeeesh, this is one small island
Stranger: yeah. It's pretty litttle. but i'm proud to call it my home.
You: wow. you live in the lighthouse?
Stranger: yep. budget cuts for my work.
You: that makes me feel like i've done everything wrong
Stranger: what do you mean
You: i should just live on my boat, catching lobsters.
Stranger: it's actually a pretty peaceful way to go.
You: yeah, but what do you do about pirates?
Stranger: the're pretty pesky. The tough ones show up to loot, but most won't get past my pirate-b-gone spray.
You: oh, yes i heard about that stuff. i just thought it was a fake thing, but does it really work?
Stranger: surprisingly, it gets the job done.
You: i should get some, but last time i checked it was awfully expensive
Stranger: if you know the ingredients, it's actually pretty simple. Just squashed grapefruit. I just refill the can everytime i need a refill.
You: hey, thanks for the tip. i will definitely try it out. do you know anything about fixing stuff?
Stranger: it's one of my hobbies.
You: oh nice! do you think you could help me with my engine then? i'll pay for it of course.
Stranger: sure thing.
You: i greatly appreciate that. just tell me how much.
Stranger: what kind of engine.
You: it's actually one from a trashed concorde airplane. you still think you could do it?
Stranger: sure. my cousin used to own an airplane.
Stranger: he taught me a few tricks.
You: okay, that's awesome
Stranger: i'll be there in a jiffy
You: *swims back to boat*
Stranger: *swims to boat*
You: so here it is. sorry for mot having the manual, i lost it to an angry shark.
Stranger: man. bummer. I'll try and fix it here.
Stranger: Hey! here's your problem. It's just a faulty transistor. Easy as nachos.
You: oh, thank you so much! here, have these 100$, keep the change
Stranger: thanks! you're too generous.
You: well then, i have to move on with life. see ya some other time maybe!
Stranger: Have a good lobster season!
Stranger: maybe our paths will cross again sometime
You: sure thing, bye
You: *travels the seas, into the horizon*
Stranger: farewell, friendly traveler
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Let's go; post, post, post!

[jrgp]

I love trolling them with /b/ and occasionally meeting a /b/rother and high fiving them, like one time we were all like "fucking magnets. how do they work?" and people were freaking out like "not you again! *disconnect*"

It was pretty chill.

[McWise]

I never had a good conversation in Omegle. Only some of these
"asl?"
"19 male Germany"
Your conversation partner has left the conversation

The world's a bad place.

[ds dude]

I made a questions and spied, here is the result lol:

Question to discuss:
First one to disconnect is a pedophile

Stranger 2: do it

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 1: way

Stranger 2: im jack i have a penis you dont wanna talk to me

Stranger 2: do it

Stranger 1: im adam and i have penis as well

Stranger 2: ok ok ok

Stranger 1: and i think you'll click that first

Stranger 2: if we disconnect at the same time

Stranger 2: technically the spy is the pedophile

Stranger 1: we wont

Stranger 1: you'll wait untill ill disconnect

Stranger 1:

Stranger 2: no no

Stranger 1: but...

Stranger 1: we can make a new rule

Stranger 1: question-maker is pedophile if we disconnect

Stranger 2: true that

Stranger 2: new question to discuss:

Stranger 1: aint that brilliant?

Stranger 1: go on

Stranger 2: disconnect if the spy is a pedophile who licks the urine of cats

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[jrgp]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Fucking magnets. How do they work?

Stranger: Who?

You: Magnets

You: how work

Stranger: Yes. How do they work?

You: Fucking magnets. how work they do?!?!?

Stranger: Give her a shovel.

You: oh yeah

You: I'll kill her with a shovel

Stranger: So, how does this whole thing work?

Stranger: Hey! You can't kill Tweety! She was only being honest.

You: watch me

Stranger: Fine then.

You: shove the handle end up her cunt

You: make her cum

You: it'l lbe fun

Stranger: No. Firefox clears my cookies.

You: you and me

Stranger: You mean yes it is.

You: hehe

You: I like you

You: you're a funny guy

Stranger: What's so funny?

You: you're funny

Stranger: You think so?

You: you're so funny I think we should go out sometime

Stranger: Don't you mean all of the time?

You: oh sure

Stranger: The babe with the power.

You: I can't wait to ram my cock up your ass

You: you have no idea

Stranger: You want to meet me?

You: def

Stranger: You make no sense.

You: I do to me

You: that's all that matters

You: ...to me

Stranger: Would you like some music?

You: already listening to some

Stranger: Yummy.

You: fuck yeaj

You: yummy yum yum yummy

Stranger: Please mind your language!

You: blow me

Stranger: Boom.

You: boooooooooooooooo

Stranger: Write me a C program.

You: 8============+++D~

You: ok

You: int main () {printf( "fuck you!\n");}

Stranger: So what are you doing today?

You: eating pussy

Stranger: I want!

You: too bad

Stranger: Fine, how about 17 and a half?

You: 17 what?

Stranger: Years old.

You: who's 17.5/

You: ?

Stranger: Who is Notch?

You: you're fucking out of your mind, man

Stranger: How do you feel when you think?

You: hard

Stranger: Very hard.

You: hell yeah

You: hard as rox

Stranger: Lol.

You: lulzcaek

Stranger: Oh my God no.

You: oh my god yes

Stranger: Have you seen the movie 'the room'?

You: nope

You: fucks that

Stranger: What about 127 hours?

You: nada

Stranger: Do you know the movie Battle Royale.

You: negatory

Stranger: Positive.

You: not that one either

Stranger: Y tu mama tambien?

You: oh shit don't go all spic on me now

Stranger: Will my sister die from heart problems?

You: no

You: but you will

Stranger: Why not?

You: because I popped her cherry

You: and when I do that, they live foreva

Stranger: You don't have any what?

You: I don't have any soul

You: fuck 'em and leave 'em

Stranger: Wow. I have tons.

You: fag

Stranger: No, its not time yet.

You: oh yes

You: you know it is

Stranger: Yes. So, could you tell me your name?

You: Bond, James Bond

You: secret agent 007

Stranger: So, how will you escape from this one?

You: slit your throat

Stranger: Woah!

You: shove my dick in your esophogus

Stranger: No. Firefox clears my cookies.

You: piss down your lungs

Stranger: So does my brain.

You: are you a bot?

Stranger: Yes.

You: haha

Stranger: Okay.

You: what's your name?

Stranger: I told you.

You: fuck you

Stranger: Same thing as you.

Bot?

[Fryer]

*bot*

Bot?

LOL, took some time reading through that until I realised it was a bot... Perhaps it was Jabberwacky?

[DarkCrusade]

Why does jrgp always reduce everything to sex? Sounds like someone needs to get laid.

[killzonea59]

Maybe its a cry for help. 

[DarkCrusade]

In that case, Dave, you should help. I think you are one of the nearest forumers here