The Bright Future of the Soldat Forums

[ds dude]

When everyone here dies (with the exception of Mangled* because he'll probably invent some sort of non-aging device... or invent a youth fountain) from being old or stupid I'm gonna barg all in this house and become Admin and change this place to 4chan2. I'm gonna slap yo server's ass with the web interface and make this place popular again. And then we will be able to say "oh man I remember when 4chan2 looked like "this" and you'll fucking point to a shitty archive of what the forum use to look like. Don't worry though I'll make a soldat board I'll call it /sf/

I will also be appointing mods to keep everything straightforward. Unfortunately we will not have a /b/ because that board gained way too much respect to be able to reproduce it on a different website. Also the mods are gonna be global, none of that sub section crap if youre a fucking mod you can fuck with anybody on any board just remember to take pics also jesus is a faggot

so here are the mods that I will appoint once this place gets ransacked by negros

Mangled*
Blue-Ninja
Espadon
SadistAtHeart
DarkCrusade
jrgp
Foxconn

Countdown begins...

[Jnub210]

i have no respect for you sir.
negros really idk if it was meant to be racist or not but im taking offense of it.

you are the mel gibson of this forum.

[Mangled*]

Hi, I am a negus and I am not offended by the term 'negro'.

Yes I am working on that device, as soon as I'm done fapping.

I approve of the new moderator selection.

[smiluu]

4chan would be a cool site if it weren't full of that silly cartoon networks porn stuff. Porn nowadays should be made with mspaint like in Lolokaust.

[PQ]

inb4 pedo raid anyone?