Oh how it was a beautiful day outside when small little johnny decided he should venture out into the jungle where his mother and father told him many times not to go. Johnny left at daybreak with out telling a soul and he went far only bringing a old rusty knife and a bag of beef jerky as well as the clothes on his back. As he walked and walked he became more and more hungry he eventually finished all the beef jerky that he brought and kept on treking through the jungle.
Eventually he came to a point where there was a giant wall with a giant mouth, he did not understand the point of this but he did know that he was starving and in hopes of food went inside this mouth. While inside it was very dark and he knew that he would eventually starve if he did not do anything.
With no food and only a rusty knife he went blood shot with his eyes only thinking about the penis connected to his body as the most lucious peice of meat he has ever seen he was crazed not knowing where to turn so he Took his rusty blade like a man would take the Excalibur out of the rock and he stabbed it into his penis cutting as fast as he could as it was a bit dull it made it difficult then he started to become erect and it made it more and more difficult as blood was squirting left and right into his eyes onto the trees, and onto the forest creatures that were watching. Finally with his whole hunking penis cut off he fried it up and eat it. He knew he would bleed to death if he did not do anything about his penis so he took a huge crap, it was a nice solid turd and he shoved it right where his pee hole use to be and he named it the pooper promise as it was a life saver and now his new penis.
He had a crappy dick it was obvious but he had no one to have sex with anyways so what did it matter, he looked around again and noticed the blood stained environment he made and it slowly came to life with that of a skittles commercial. The trees came to life and they all had their own names miss betty, mr hank, and billy ALL 3 of these trees could speak every dialog you could think of but Betty just loved speaking Japanese and she would only speak it as she scatted on billy's face and the poop penis man was ready and horny for a new bride so he had sex with mr hank and they ended up having a poopy dick tree baby that evolved into a 56 foot monster named Beth. Beth was probably the best addition to the family as she had 3 eyes, a penis, a vagina, a clit, and two legs that had minds of their own.
Explosive diarrhea always shot out of beths at random times and sometimes it was very acidic able to melt through the thickest of metals. This is when they all went to tables in Florence and they honestly had a good time and enjoyed the sweet tea they have never had in their entire lives or past lives as they sailed down the Colorado river they realized they were talking trees with human names and then laughed as they knew anything was possible.
