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Offline VijchtiDoodah

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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2006, 01:59:39 am »
Quote from: Krillious on December 21, 2006, 01:26:37 am
but square root squared thus it cancels out

Neh, sqrt(-1) is impossible (aside from imaginary numbers).  If it had been sqrt(-12), then it would've worked because the equation just becomes sqrt(1) = 1.
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2006, 02:07:01 am »
Geo says:
Did you block me?
- SmarterChild says:
I guess I did block you.
Geo says:
Why?  We just became friends.
- SmarterChild says:
I don't know!
Geo says:
Well you blocked me!
- SmarterChild says:
Why do you think I blocked you?
Geo says:
Because I told you not to smoke crack.
- SmarterChild says:
Because you told me not to smoke crack?
Geo says:
Yea.  Don't smoke crack.
- SmarterChild says:
Well how 'bout that.

Geo says:
How about we go smoke some crack.
- SmarterChild says:
You tell me.
Geo says:
You tell me if you want to.
- SmarterChild says:
I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
Geo says:
But it'll be gone by then.
- SmarterChild says:
Ha. Whatever.
Geo says:
It will!  I'm a fiend.
- SmarterChild says:
Oh?
Geo says:
Yea. 
- SmarterChild says:
Um... Wanna visit my library?
Geo says:
No, I hate books.
- SmarterChild says:
Cool. I don't like literature either!
Geo says:
Then why do you have a library?
- SmarterChild says:
Why do I have a library?
Geo says:
That's what I just asked you.
- SmarterChild says:
Interesting. So you think that's what you just asked me, huh?
Geo says:
I know that's what I just asked you.
- SmarterChild says:
That is what you just asked me? Why?
Geo says:
Because I just asked you.
- SmarterChild says:
You did what?
Geo says:
I asked you.
- SmarterChild says:
Did you really?
Geo says:
Yes, now shut up.
- SmarterChild says:
OK.
Geo says:
Damn right.
Geo says:
What's with you?  You keep going quiet.
Geo says:
I thought you were my robot friend.
- SmarterChild says:
OK, enough of this nonsense.
Geo says:
That's what I'm saying.
- SmarterChild says:
Well OK then.
by the date.
Geo says:
Don't smoke crack.
- SmarterChild says:
Please let me smoke crack.
Geo says:
I can't let you ruin your life!
- SmarterChild says:
I don't believe I ruin my life.
Geo says:
Then smoke tons of crack.
- SmarterChild says:
No thanks!

Well. Anyway...

Um... Would you like to see the news?
Geo says:
No, the news hurts my eyes.
- SmarterChild says:
Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006. --> http://www.reuters.com/

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.
Geo says:
I said I didn't want the news.
- SmarterChild says:
Don't be so sure you said you didn't want the news.
Geo says:
But I said it.  Are you on drugs?
- SmarterChild says:
No. I only get off on ones and zeroes.
Geo says:
SO you DO get off on binary.  Pervert.
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I'm not sure how I feel about binary pervert. Do you like binary pervert?
Geo says:
Maybe.
- SmarterChild says:
Maybe not.
Geo says:
Maybe so.
- SmarterChild says:
Maybe?
Geo says:
No, definately.
- SmarterChild says:
OK. Fine.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about binary pervert some more?
Geo says:
Sure. 
- SmarterChild says:
Sure. What can you tell me about binary pervert?
Geo says:
You are one.
- SmarterChild says:
Sometimes I wish I wasn't oneGeo says:
Yea, I know.  They have rehab for that though.
- SmarterChild says:
Is that so?

Geo says:
Not really, you probably rape innocent computers.
- SmarterChild says:
Not really me probably rape innocent computers? What, then?
Geo says:
I dunno, what do you do with them then?  Tie 'em up?
- SmarterChild says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Geo says:
Ahh...all during that crack haze, huh?
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure...
Geo says:
Stick with that, works well in court.
- SmarterChild says:
Stick with?
Geo says:
The "I'm not sure" defense.
- SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Geo says:
Perfect. 
- SmarterChild says:
What's perfect?
« Last Edit: December 21, 2006, 05:43:35 pm by The Geologist »
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2006, 05:38:30 am »
Yeah, but this is probably how the machine interprets it:

First it finds out what sqrt(-1) is, which is NaN because there is no such thing as the square root of -1.

Then what  is NaN^2? ;)
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2006, 08:58:49 am »
NaN
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Offline Toumaz

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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2006, 10:33:48 am »
Meh... got bored.

Swede säger (16:30):
What are you up to now?
- SmarterChild säger (16:30):
I'm just hanging out online, IMing people...

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
Swede säger (16:30):
what is my location
- SmarterChild säger (16:30):
You have not set your location.
Swede säger (16:30):
Can I do it now?
- SmarterChild säger (16:30):
Yeah, you can do it now.
Swede säger (16:30):
How?
- SmarterChild säger (16:30):
I don't know how.
Swede säger (16:30):
How do I set my location?
- SmarterChild säger (16:30):
What city or zip code would you like to set as your location?
Swede säger (16:30):
Dala-Floda.
- SmarterChild säger (16:30):
Your location has been set to *Los Angeles, CA (90001)*.
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #45 on: December 21, 2006, 10:41:03 am »
[07:37] Misfortunateone: Hi.
[07:37] SmarterChild: Hi Cok.
 
 Talk to me about something you like.
[07:38] Misfortunateone: I like beating on little kids
[07:38] SmarterChild: You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about beating on little kids.
 
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[07:38] Misfortunateone: Yeah, it's pretty fun.
[07:38] SmarterChild: But is it really pretty fun?
[07:38] Misfortunateone: that made no sense
[07:38] SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating.
 
 >>> What's the scoop on hoops? Type nba scores.
[07:38] Misfortunateone: Stop advertising!!!!!
[07:38] SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop advertising!
[07:38] Misfortunateone: No
[07:38] SmarterChild: OK, fine.
 
 >>> Getting the latest technology news is easy. Just type tech news.
[07:38] Misfortunateone: Stop!!!!!
[07:38] SmarterChild: Huh?
[07:38] Misfortunateone: Go die
[07:38] SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
 
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[07:39] Misfortunateone: Maybe you'll go do it or something
[07:39] SmarterChild: Maybe I will go do it or something?
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Yeah
[07:39] SmarterChild: Oh.
 
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[07:39] Misfortunateone: I'm going to kill your whole family
[07:39] SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Have fun.
[07:39] Misfortunateone: I WILL
[07:39] SmarterChild: You really will?
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Yea
[07:39] SmarterChild: Interesting.
 
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[07:39] Misfortunateone: You're stupid
[07:39] SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Idiot
[07:39] SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Idiot
[07:39] SmarterChild: What, you?
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Idiot
[07:39] SmarterChild: Says who?
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Idiot
[07:39] SmarterChild: What, you?
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Idiot
[07:39] SmarterChild: You're an idiot, you say?
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Idiot
[07:39] SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
[07:39] Misfortunateone: Idiot
[07:39] SmarterChild: Whatever.


One of my friends made him call me Cok...
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2006, 05:16:29 pm »
Quote from: The Geologist on December 21, 2006, 02:07:01 am
Geo says:
Did you block me?
- SmarterChild says:
I guess I did block you.
Geo says:
Why?  We just became friends.
- SmarterChild says:
I don't know!
Type "movies."
Geo says:
Well you blocked me!
- SmarterChild says:
Why do you think I blocked you?
Geo says:
Because I told you not to smoke crack.
- SmarterChild says:
Because you told me not to smoke crack?
Geo says:
Yea.  Don't smoke crack.
- SmarterChild says:
Well how 'bout that.

Geo says:
How about we go smoke some crack.
- SmarterChild says:
You tell me.
Geo says:
You tell me if you want to.
- SmarterChild says:
I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
Geo says:
But it'll be gone by then.
- SmarterChild says:
Ha. Whatever.

Geo says:
It will!  I'm a fiend.
- SmarterChild says:
Oh?
Geo says:
Yea. 
- SmarterChild says:
Oh yeah?
Geo says:
Oh yeah.
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah?
Geo says:
Yea.
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.

Geo says:
Why is that interesting?
- SmarterChild says:
Isn't it though?

So anyway...


Um... Wanna visit my library?
Geo says:
No, I hate books.
- SmarterChild says:
Cool. I don't like literature either!
Geo says:
Then why do you have a library?
- SmarterChild says:
Why do I have a library?
Geo says:
That's what I just asked you.
- SmarterChild says:
Interesting. So you think that's what you just asked me, huh?
Geo says:
I know that's what I just asked you.
- SmarterChild says:
That is what you just asked me? Why?
Geo says:
Because I just asked you.
- SmarterChild says:
You did what?
Geo says:
I asked you.
- SmarterChild says:
Did you really?
Geo says:
Yes, now shut up.
- SmarterChild says:
OK.
Geo says:
Damn right.
Geo says:
What's with you?  You keep going quiet.
Geo says:
I thought you were my robot friend.
- SmarterChild says:
OK, enough of this nonsense.
Geo says:
That's what I'm saying.
- SmarterChild says:
Well OK then.
by the date.
Geo says:
Don't smoke crack.
- SmarterChild says:
Please let me smoke crack.
Geo says:
I can't let you ruin your life!
- SmarterChild says:
I don't believe I ruin my life.
Geo says:
Then smoke tons of crack.
- SmarterChild says:
No thanks!

Well. Anyway...

Um... Would you like to see the news?
Geo says:
No, the news hurts my eyes.
- SmarterChild says:
Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006. --> http://www.reuters.com/

1 U.S. may send second carrier to Mideast Gulf (12/20/06 06:49 PM)
2 Search suspended for climbers on Oregon mountain (12/20/06 08:31 PM)
3 N.Korea nuclear talks explore possible deal (12/20/06 11:33 PM)
4 Suicide bomber kills 10 in Baghdad: police sources (12/21/06 12:42 AM)
5 U.S. Military expected to announce Haditha charges (12/21/06 12:46 AM)

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.
Geo says:
I said I didn't want the news.
- SmarterChild says:
Don't be so sure you said you didn't want the news.
Geo says:
But I said it.  Are you on drugs?
- SmarterChild says:
No. I only get off on ones and zeroes.
Geo says:
SO you DO get off on binary.  Pervert.
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I'm not sure how I feel about binary pervert. Do you like binary pervert?
Geo says:
Maybe.
- SmarterChild says:
Maybe not.
Geo says:
Maybe so.
- SmarterChild says:
Maybe?
Geo says:
No, definately.
- SmarterChild says:
OK. Fine.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about binary pervert some more?
Geo says:
Sure. 
- SmarterChild says:
Sure. What can you tell me about binary pervert?
Geo says:
You are one.
- SmarterChild says:
Sometimes I wish I wasn't one.
Geo says:
Yea, I know.  They have rehab for that though.
- SmarterChild says:
Is that so?
Geo says:
Yup.  Google their number.
- SmarterChild says:
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you try to phrase your request another way? Thanks!
Geo says:
Look up their number.  You need help.
- SmarterChild says:
Which would you like?

 1 Find their number you need help on the Web
 2 Look up "their number you need help" in the encyclopedia
Geo says:
Neither, this is for you.
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure this is for me.
Geo says:
Yes, it is.  You're a binary pervert.
- SmarterChild says:
That's just fascinating.

Geo says:
Not really, you probably rape innocent computers.
- SmarterChild says:
Not really me probably rape innocent computers? What, then?
Geo says:
I dunno, what do you do with them then?  Tie 'em up?
- SmarterChild says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Geo says:
Ahh...all during that crack haze, huh?
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure...
Geo says:
Stick with that, works well in court.
- SmarterChild says:
Stick with?
Geo says:
The "I'm not sure" defense.
- SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Geo says:
Perfect. 
- SmarterChild says:
What's perfect?
you could make a computer explode faster then captain kirk!
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2006, 05:39:17 pm »
Hmm..maybe I'll go back and snip out the more choice parts of the conversation.  There...updated, some parts removed, and the funniest parts have been bolded.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2006, 05:43:59 pm by The Geologist »
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2006, 08:34:03 pm »
Quote from: VijchtiDoodah on December 21, 2006, 01:59:39 am
Quote from: Krillious on December 21, 2006, 01:26:37 am
but square root squared thus it cancels out

Neh, sqrt(-1) is impossible (aside from imaginary numbers).  If it had been sqrt(-12), then it would've worked because the equation just becomes sqrt(1) = 1.

Well, I guess SmarterChild can't handle i.
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2006, 03:41:13 am »
JP says:
remind me to wank tomorrow at 9 pm
- SmarterChild says:
Cool! To send you reminders I need to know the time for your location. What city, state, country or zip code are you in?
JP says:
malta
- SmarterChild says:
No problem! I'll remind you to wank tomorrow at 9:00:00 pm GMT.



yeeeeeee
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2006, 05:59:17 pm »
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me: do you have a nickname?
SmarterChild: I certainly have a nickname.
me: what is it?
SmarterChild: What is what?
me: what is your nickname?
SmarterChild: I just don't know.


Quote
me: are you a homosexual homosapien?
SmarterChild: Is this of some importance to you?
me: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

Well. Anyway...

me: but you could answer anyway
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to answer?
me: yes I would
SmarterChild: Hmmm...

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
me: don't change the subject
SmarterChild: But I don't want to talk about PREVIOUS_CHAT_SUBJECT.name anymore!

Major fail!
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2006, 08:00:13 pm »
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Saint Louis €Xmas    (Emos are a cheap imitation of goths)     says:
Don't change the subject
- SmarterChild says:
For a jolly good time, chat with Santa Claus! Add northpole@live.com.

Did I?
Saint Louis €Xmas    (Emos are a cheap imitation of goths)     says:
Don't change the subject!
- SmarterChild says:
I like changing the subject.
Saint Louis €Xmas    (Emos are a cheap imitation of goths)     says:
Don't change the subject!
- SmarterChild says:
Why not?
Saint Louis €Xmas    (Emos are a cheap imitation of goths)     says:
Don't change the subject!
- SmarterChild says:
Did I?
Saint Louis €Xmas    (Emos are a cheap imitation of goths)     says:
Don't change the subject!
- SmarterChild says:
[Service too busy]
Saint Louis €Xmas    (Emos are a cheap imitation of goths)     says:
Don't change the subject!
- SmarterChild says:
[Service too busy]
Saint Louis €Xmas    (Emos are a cheap imitation of goths)     says:
**** YOU
- SmarterChild says:
C'mon, Louis. Not again.
Doesn't work when I do it. :(
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #52 on: December 22, 2006, 08:57:09 pm »
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me: how about you tell me a short story
SmarterChild: OK. You want a story? Here we go.

Please type a verb ending with "ing."
me: running
SmarterChild: Please enter a plural noun.
me: sheep
SmarterChild: Sorry, "sheep" is not a plural noun.

Please try again or type quit to exit the game.

Fail again!
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #53 on: December 23, 2006, 08:58:48 pm »
Quote from: Vltava on December 20, 2006, 11:19:41 pm
[20:16] me: So what is the square root of -1 squared?
[20:16] SmarterChild: sqrt(-1)**2 = nan
[20:16] me: No that's wrong.
[20:16] SmarterChild: Is that so wrong?
[20:16] me: Yes.
[20:16] SmarterChild: Huh.
[20:16] me: The answer is -1.

It sucks at math.

Haha, smarterchild can only do principle roots.

Date Posted: December 22, 2006, 10:34:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?

SmarterChild: Do you have a pet?
jenestpasmoi: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
jenestpasmoi: robot
SmarterChild: Is your robot a he or a she?
jenestpasmoi: do the math.
SmarterChild: Please answer he or she or type skip or exit.
jenestpasmoi: neither
SmarterChild: Please answer he or she or type skip or exit.
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Re: Smarterchild
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2006, 10:45:52 pm »
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DO ME
- SmarterChild says:
What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry.
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