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Offline Melbanana

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Re: Real-Life Quotes
« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2007, 09:46:02 am »
Here's a retarded (sadly, not intentionally) quote of myself:

The place is a gas station in Gibraltar, and I have succeeded in finding some snacks for our field trip.
I approach the counter..

Me: *Smiles and lays the stuff on the counter*
Cashier lady: Pounds or Euros?

..To which i responded, in a rather startled way: How old I am? I'm 18 years old... Why?

Offline Slashnoob

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Re: Real-Life Quotes
« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2007, 10:21:20 am »
first days of bootcamp -

me: damnit ma'am (addressing my female commander) i can't get up this early what am i a soldier?
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Re: Real-Life Quotes
« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2007, 11:14:14 am »
Have i ever told you that your an amazing adorable girl? And that the guy who wins your heart is the luckyest guy In the world? - to my eh..fiance? before winning hers;-)

Offline M.rSnow

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Re: Real-Life Quotes
« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2007, 03:43:12 pm »
Now this ain't a real Quote but its funny and i could have been one.
My mom works at "Alstom" here in Sweden they have a lot to do whit coal power plants and oil power plants and all kinds of power plants. and once in Sweden in "skåne" a state here in Sweden they had built some wind power stations. Mom visited one because shes like a "bug fixer". and wen she came there she was told that the power plant dint give any electricity. It was spinning and all but it wasn't giving a volt. then mom noticed that the power plant was spinning mush faster than the other once. then she told them:
Congratulations! You guys just built the worlds largest fan!
they was stunned of the costs of this they had been driving a 15 meters wide fan probably draining lost of volts of the other power plants.

When my mother came home we laughed ower asses off.
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Offline Krillious

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Re: Real-Life Quotes
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2007, 03:52:56 pm »
me and some friends were talking and one of my friends said that his mum is evil and  he started ranting about her then he was like 'nahhh i love her :)))' then one of my other friends said I love her too then an other one then me (we were in a shop) and everyone was like I love her too lol (love as in they sleep with her lol)
i think it's one of those situations where you have to be there to get it lol

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Re: Real-Life Quotes
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2007, 04:02:03 pm »
I asked my science teacher if we can make a coil gun for our elctricity and space unit. She said no.

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Offline Rhombus

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Re: Real-Life Quotes
« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2007, 04:27:48 pm »
+ I'll have chicken mcnuggets and a milkshake.
- What taste?
+ You got chicken mcnuggets in multiple tastes?