Author Topic: The Wish Game Redux (Read 18802 times)

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #100 on:** February 05, 2007, 08:08:48 pm »

wish granted, but for one of the Many acronyms you where not talking about.

I wish I never got homework :/

Red Neck · « **Reply #101 on:** February 05, 2007, 08:11:13 pm »

wish granted but then you end up an idiot flipping burgers because you didnt practice what you learned during the lesson

i wish school had a elective for just archery

Dascoo · « **Reply #102 on:** February 05, 2007, 08:54:58 pm »

It does, but because of the lack of interest the course is canceled and you are forced to take French.

I wish.....I found more music to listen too.

Red Neck · « **Reply #103 on:** February 06, 2007, 07:29:45 am »

wish granted you find a whole shit load of polka to listen to (and french is defintly a bad class, ill take latin instead)

I wish the Confederates won the civil war

Dascoo · « **Reply #104 on:** February 06, 2007, 07:35:31 am »

They do. Fucking Nazi.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside (it's -30).

AlphaVergo · « **Reply #105 on:** February 06, 2007, 10:31:22 am »

The earth crashes into the sun thus making it not so cold but we are all dead

I wish I had the ability to write this program I am working on.

echo_trail · « **Reply #106 on:** February 06, 2007, 11:54:39 am »

You do, and you're in luck! A horde of chubby japanese is in line to be virtually stimulated. Good for you, AV.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time..

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #107 on:** February 06, 2007, 03:35:50 pm »

wish granted, you go to sleep and never wake up.

i wish i had that polka the other guy was talking about!

Dascoo · « **Reply #108 on:** February 07, 2007, 07:36:07 am »

You get your polka, and then get raped by a thousand raping men.

I wish I could go back in time to the good old days.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #109 on:** February 07, 2007, 02:20:45 pm »

You go back to the good old days, but as you weren't specific enough as to when those were, you go to everyone else's idea of a perfect world, which is one without you in it.
This warps you to before you were born, but when your parents see what you've become they become celibate rather than unleash you to the world.
You causing yourself to never exist, and yet still existing, creates a time paradox that destroys the very fabrics of time and space itself.
Needless to say, you die.

I wish I wasn't so terrible with the ruger...

echo_trail · « **Reply #110 on:** February 07, 2007, 03:24:01 pm »

You're not, but it's nerfed beyond every limit, and you still suck heavely at every other weapon.

I wish NATO wouldn't send troops into Afghanistan.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #111 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:17:00 pm »

They don't; they give in completely and start sending gifts of weaponry and explosives instead.

I wish the vast majority of the people responding could think of a more original way to screw up a wish than '-which causes the world to randomly blow up.'

Dascoo · « **Reply #112 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:26:06 pm »

Okay, now the world blows up with a purpose.

I wish the planet was ruled by a giant cockroach named albert.

Red Neck · « **Reply #113 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:56:04 pm »

wish granted but then he eats us all

i wish adolf hitler didnt commit suicide so i could torture him

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #114 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:31:57 pm »

wish granted, but he escapes and tortures you with a hot poker for all eternity.

i wish i had a sword.

Red Neck · « **Reply #115 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:33:00 pm »

you get a sword then you poke yourself in the eye

I wish death was easy

Captain Ben · « **Reply #116 on:** February 08, 2007, 01:00:22 am »

it is you fucking emo

i wish that i could see see see to see what i can see see see but all that i can see see see is the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #117 on:** February 08, 2007, 09:56:54 am »

You think you see something, but when you lean forward to see it closer you fall into the sea and drown.

I wish people would quit complaining about the m79

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #118 on:** February 08, 2007, 06:36:56 pm »

They move on to complaning about the minimi

I wish i didn't have homework.

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #119 on:** February 08, 2007, 07:27:33 pm »

Quote from: a-4-year-old on February 05, 2007, 08:08:48 pm

I wish I never got homework :/

you don't because i killed you for stealing my wish.

I wish the iPhone does horrible on the market, because im pessimistic like that.

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Author Topic: The Wish Game Redux (Read 18802 times)