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Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #180 on: February 15, 2007, 03:03:41 pm »
you contract an STD because of your "good" valentines day.

I wish i had an iProduct, because everyone has them!
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #181 on: February 15, 2007, 03:06:21 pm »
You get one, but then you get AIDS somehow (Lawl I'm so original).

I wish for nothing 'cause everything is just dandy.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #182 on: February 15, 2007, 05:09:58 pm »
Your luck just ran out, you are so-not greedy and your days are so fine i will make your days suck. Now you have AIDS. (Lawl I'm so original)

I wish there were no hackers in soldat.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #183 on: February 15, 2007, 06:06:09 pm »
they all got aids, they raped you and gave you aids, they died of aids, no more hackers, but you are dead as well.

I wish for no more stupid responses to wishes (like "you get aids" "you explode" "you get aids and explode" "you die" and such...)
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #184 on: February 15, 2007, 07:59:30 pm »
That wish cannot be granted because you got infected with AIDS and you are still in the hospital watching p0rn when the nurse leaves.

I wish i could have the only cure for AIDS.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #185 on: February 15, 2007, 08:22:33 pm »
You invent a cure for AIDS, but in doing so, you die from your disease you sought to cure, your brilliant invention goes on used in the future for many years, and you're honored as a hero at rest.

I wish I had more.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #186 on: February 15, 2007, 08:24:18 pm »
wish granted.......................................... .  too bad that was a really sucky wish

I wish i had a time machine.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #187 on: February 15, 2007, 08:44:55 pm »
You get time machine but it only goes into the future where you are shot on sight by my drones.

I wish I had a pretty, not-naggy, non-money wasting, girlfriend without any stds and is still a virgin ^_^
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Offline Jæson

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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #188 on: February 15, 2007, 09:33:09 pm »
You get your woman and you two fall madly in love for two weeks. She later dies in a horrible highway pile-up that takes a forest and many other lives as well.

I wish I knew how to play the flute for hours without having to use my oxygen.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #189 on: February 15, 2007, 09:40:21 pm »
You get a set of Uilleann bagpipes tuned in D, which plays like a flute but is powered by bellows rather than oxygen!!  That was easy!  (But it's not really a flute..SEE..there's the dilemma!)

I wish that I was in Boston right now!
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #190 on: February 16, 2007, 12:34:02 am »
It turns out that Boston is a figment of our imaginations. You're now in a void in time-space.

I wish for donuts. Lots of them.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #191 on: February 16, 2007, 11:45:42 am »
you get a bunch of donuts, which are small spare tires for small cars in the 90's, and you wish you could have spelled doughnut correctly.

I wish the bashpit never comes back, ever *waits for significant drop in karma*
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #192 on: February 16, 2007, 04:09:54 pm »
fine, no bash bit, but the crap buildup that has nowhere to go seeps into the rest of the forum

I wish I knew where my headset mic was.. :/
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #193 on: February 16, 2007, 08:57:32 pm »
You find it but china man cough on it so SARS FOR YOU!

I wish for MOAR
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #194 on: February 16, 2007, 09:03:59 pm »
You didn't say what you wanted more of, so you just get more AIDS (I'd say 'Lawl, I'm so original' here, but that's no longer original). And explode. And die. And stuff.

I wish I hadn't just blatantly broken a-4-year-old's 3rd most recent wish.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #195 on: February 16, 2007, 09:14:58 pm »
You break it into aids and fail. But then you die of depression.

I wish I knew what I wanted MOAR of.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #196 on: February 16, 2007, 09:16:52 pm »
You find out that is was just something you have enough of already.

I wish I was a seal that no man could club, I want a protective hat made out of diamonds that I would wear on my daily Seal expeditions.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2007, 09:25:38 pm by Jæson »
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #197 on: February 16, 2007, 09:21:43 pm »
you change the laws of the universe to make diamonds a metal, which alters everything... blah blah and you explode lol @ hypocrisy

I wish every game in the lounge would be as awesome as this!
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #198 on: February 16, 2007, 10:48:05 pm »
They are... infact they start getting better and this topic dies.

I wish I had MOAR  munny.
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Re: The Wish Game Redux
« Reply #199 on: February 17, 2007, 12:28:18 pm »
You get MOAR munny......munny=buttsecks

I wish I could own an AK47...
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