Author Topic: The Wish Game Redux (Read 18791 times)

Rhombus · « **Reply #200 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:44:04 pm »

you get the gun, and accidently shoot yourself.

I wish you would break my wish, and I live a long and happy life, while being immune to aids.

CaptainDamnit · « **Reply #201 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:10:33 pm »

Your wish remains fine for now.
I wish i had some pants...

TBDM · « **Reply #202 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:17:07 pm »

you get the pants and burn them..
i wish for a lazereyes

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #203 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:28:37 pm »

You get lazereyes ... and AIDS (Lawl I'm so original).

I wish I had AIDS.

Dascoo · « **Reply #204 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:12:19 pm »

You get it...but from surprise buttsecks.

I wish....my avatar would work

MofoNofo · « **Reply #205 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:47:39 pm »

It does- you wanted a white box for an avatar.

I wish for a wish about wishes.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #206 on:** February 17, 2007, 05:38:37 pm »

You get it but later wish you hadn't.

I wish there was a better votekick system...And, while I'm wishing, less hackers.

Dascoo · « **Reply #207 on:** February 17, 2007, 07:11:37 pm »

Wish Granted. Better votekick system for some game nobody plays, so no hackers either.

I wish for cheese.

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #208 on:** February 17, 2007, 07:57:45 pm »

You get your cheese, but only a crumb of it. and it's moldy. and has sleeping pills in it. and has a bomb strapped to it.

I wish for your m0ther.

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #209 on:** February 17, 2007, 08:01:24 pm »

Turn's out my mom's your mom!

I wish I had gobs of RAM.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #210 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:22:28 pm »

Your entire computer (including your RAM) is melted into an unrecognizable 'gob' by an arbitrary napalm strike in your vicinity.

Okay, fine, I wish for a better votekick system for Soldat

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #211 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:33:21 pm »

Soldat has a better votekick system, but it's implemented in 5.6.1, when nobody plays and we're all assimilated by the Borg.

I wish i could sh00p da w00p.

Dascoo · « **Reply #212 on:** February 17, 2007, 10:14:25 pm »

You Shoop the Woop so incredibly good, that Bruce Lee himself becomes jealous and gives you cancer.

I wish my family could afforc more rice >:3

Red Neck · « **Reply #213 on:** February 18, 2007, 12:06:47 pm »

they can but they sadly dont know how to cook it

i wish the spas on soldat was just a little faster

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #214 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:37:24 pm »

spas is faster, but damage is nerfed.

I wish E.T. could phone home.

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #215 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:46:27 am »

He starts phoneing home, but they don't know it's him and he says sht like: You will die in 7 days"

I wish women were more open with their feelings.

Captain Ben · « **Reply #216 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:36:59 am »

so open that they tell you of their feelings of utter loathing for you

i wish i could take the biggest dump in the WORLD

Dascoo · « **Reply #217 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:09:47 am »

You take the biggest dump in the world, and out comes the klingon army.

I wish for more muffins.

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #218 on:** February 19, 2007, 08:44:02 am »

since you mentioned a startrek reference, your muffins repeatedly bully you.Vulcans ftw

I wish I had a new computer, one of those fancy dual cores!

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #219 on:** February 19, 2007, 11:19:15 am »

you get the new dual core computer, but steve jobs comes along and beats you with a bar of soap in a pillow case.

I wish I had a bokken

EDIT: I realized that this topic and the first one probably go over 20 pages.

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