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Offline bja888

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #820 on: September 25, 2007, 07:20:10 am »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #821 on: September 25, 2007, 03:37:04 pm »
What's with its back?
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #822 on: September 25, 2007, 03:38:29 pm »
yeah, thought so as well at my first glance, but I'm pretty sure it's just its fur.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #823 on: September 25, 2007, 04:45:21 pm »
It looks like a horrible gash :(
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #824 on: September 25, 2007, 04:54:21 pm »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #825 on: September 25, 2007, 06:26:56 pm »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #826 on: September 25, 2007, 06:35:39 pm »
maybe it's a sadistic-self-abusive sloth?

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #827 on: September 27, 2007, 10:26:41 pm »
Prank calls to cspan....everytime i watch this i almost shit myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMBojeJf17M
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #828 on: September 27, 2007, 10:42:24 pm »
Quote from: SirJamesaford on September 27, 2007, 10:26:41 pm
Prank calls to cspan....everytime i watch this i almost **** myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMBojeJf17M

Wow. I feel dumber after watching that.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #829 on: September 27, 2007, 10:43:49 pm »
Quote from: bja888 on September 27, 2007, 10:42:24 pm
Quote from: SirJamesaford on September 27, 2007, 10:26:41 pm
Prank calls to cspan....everytime i watch this i almost **** myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMBojeJf17M

Wow. I feel dumber after watching that.

Great!!!!!
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #830 on: September 27, 2007, 10:53:39 pm »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #831 on: September 27, 2007, 11:03:51 pm »
lol I guess so....any way i thought it was funny.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #832 on: September 28, 2007, 12:24:09 am »
http://www.csjokes.com/

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #833 on: September 28, 2007, 12:58:11 pm »
Quote from: bja888 on September 28, 2007, 12:24:09 am
http://www.csjokes.com/

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
I am sure someone... somewhere is laughing at that....
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #834 on: September 28, 2007, 01:17:48 pm »
I am not so sure.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #835 on: September 28, 2007, 03:57:15 pm »
Quote from: † on September 28, 2007, 12:58:11 pm
Quote from: bja888 on September 28, 2007, 12:24:09 am
http://www.csjokes.com/

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
I am sure someone... somewhere is laughing at that....

HAHAHAHAH.... I don't get it...
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #836 on: September 28, 2007, 04:15:41 pm »
Quote from: bja888 on September 28, 2007, 12:24:09 am
http://www.csjokes.com/

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Omg, these jokes are so geeky I don't get it. :/
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #837 on: September 29, 2007, 06:59:49 am »
That joke is extremely clever. I'm surprised I have never seen it before.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #838 on: September 29, 2007, 07:09:06 am »
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       1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
       2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
       3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
       4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
       5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
       6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
       7. Users find 137 new bugs.
       8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
       9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
      10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
      11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
      12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
      13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...
I am certain that I laughed much too much.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #839 on: September 29, 2007, 09:54:02 am »
Those jokes are to stupid to even smile at.
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