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Quote from: † on April 14, 2008, 01:25:20 pmTo sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
* Tech Support: "Hello, tech support, may I help you?" * Customer: (in a thick Russian accent) "Yes. Monitor is working fine but has sparks and smoke flying out back. Is ok?" * Tech Support: (blink)
* Customer: "There are smoke and flames coming from my computer." * Tech Support: "Uh, hang up, unplug the computer from the wall, and call the local fire department." * Customer: "That's not the problem. I need to know how to do a backup. Fastest possible method."