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« Reply #923 on: November 04, 2007, 06:39:59 pm »
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An essay on soldat

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about soldat? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of soldat. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. The juxtapositioning of soldat with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from global commercial enterprises, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of soldat. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he must have been referning to soldat. A child’s approach to soldat raises the question 'why?'

Primarily soldat builds trust among the people. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees soldat, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with soldat. We will begin by looking at the Inter-Spam model of economics.

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Recent studies indicate that interest plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to soldat.

Take a moment to consider the words of the famous political Maximilian H. Amster 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] He was first introduced to soldat by his mother. If soldat be the food of politics, play on.

Why did soldat cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that soldat doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

To reiterate, soldat is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It sings a new song, provides financial security and it brings the best out in people.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Ozzy Jackson: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without soldat by my side.' [3]

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« Reply #924 on: November 04, 2007, 09:02:29 pm »
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An essay on moldy pizza box

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind moldy pizza box, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of moldy pizza box. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning moldy pizza box by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of moldy pizza box.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with moldy pizza box. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he borrowed much from moldy pizza box. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however moldy pizza box helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than moldy pizza box, and I mean nothing. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, moldy pizza box will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will begin by looking at the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model. Taking special care to highlight the role of moldy pizza box within the vast framework which this provides.
National
Debt   

      moldy pizza box

What a splendid graph. My personal view is that the national debt sings a very different tune. Perhaps to coin a phrase moldy pizza boxeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing night and day.

In the words of jazz singer Francis Skank 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] He was first introduced to moldy pizza box by his mother. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then moldy pizza box makes a good case for being the icing.
Since the Renaissance moldy pizza box has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with moldy pizza box? We can say that moldy pizza box parades along man's streets and man waves back. It enriches, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late.

Let's finish with a thought from star Nicole Beckham: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without moldy pizza box.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
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Let's finish with a thought from star Nicole Beckham: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without moldy pizza box.

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« Reply #926 on: November 04, 2007, 09:23:37 pm »
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Let's finish with a thought from star Nicole Beckham: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without moldy pizza box.

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An essay on Nazi Germany

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Nazi Germany, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. In depth analysis of Nazi Germany can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Nazi Germany.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he shead new light on Nazi Germany, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Nazi Germany bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Primarily Nazi Germany builds trust among the people. To put it simply, people like Nazi Germany.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. Of course, Nazi Germany fits perfectly into the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Housing
Prices   

      Nazi Germany

How do we explain these clear trends? Seemingly housing prices will continue to follow Nazi Germany for the foreseeable future. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Nazi Germany.


Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Nazi Germany.

In the words of the famous political Noah Skank 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I argue that his insight into Nazi Germany provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Nazi Germany.
Why did Nazi Germany cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Nazi Germany doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

We can say with certainty Nazi Germany parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and is a joy to behold.

I'll leave you with this quote from Wyclef J. Fox: 'I love Nazi Germany? Yes! Hurray for Nazi Germany!' [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media
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« Reply #927 on: November 05, 2007, 04:49:29 am »
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An essay on Chakra's WoW Human Priest

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Chakra's WoW Human Priest? At first glance Chakra's WoW Human Priest may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Given that its influence pervades our society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of Chakra's WoW Human Priest with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the over 50, obviously. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Chakra's WoW Human Priest.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he must have been referning to Chakra's WoW Human Priest. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Chakra's WoW Human Priest bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Did I mention how lovely Chakra's WoW Human Priest is? It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. Of course, Chakra's WoW Human Priest fits perfectly into the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a lovely model.
Annual
Military
Budget    

      Chakra's WoW Human Priest

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Chakra's WoW Human Priest is strong. What is the secret to its strength? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the annual military budget world wide are driven entirely by Chakra's WoW Human Priest. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Chakra's WoW Human Priest can be like looking at Chakra's WoW Human Priest and ones own image of themselves.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of that most brilliant mind Demetrius Rock 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] He was first introduced to Chakra's WoW Human Priest by his mother. History tells us that Chakra's WoW Human Priest will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
One of the great ironies of this age is Chakra's WoW Human Priest. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

In conclusion, Chakra's WoW Human Priest has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, influences the influencers, and always chips in.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Britney Astaire: 'Chakra's WoW Human Priest is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Weekly Chakra's WoW Human Priest - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

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Date Posted: November 05, 2007, 05:26:10 pm
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An essay on Ctf_Kampf

The subject of Ctf_Kampf has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Underestimate Ctf_Kampf at your peril. Though Ctf_Kampf is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Inevitably Ctf_Kampf is often misunderstood by socialists, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Ctf_Kampf and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Ctf_Kampf. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they could have been making a reference to Ctf_Kampf, but probably not. A society without Ctf_Kampf is like a society without knowledge, in that it raises the question 'why?'

Recent thought on Ctf_Kampf has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Ctf_Kampf. We will study the Simple-Many-Pies model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Annual
Military
Budget    

      Ctf_Kampf

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Ctf_Kampf is strong. What is the secret to its strength? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the annual military budget, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Ctf_Kampf due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the two, equally popular approaches to Ctf_Kampf. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, that most brilliant mind Elijah Woodpecker 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Ctf_Kampf. If Ctf_Kampf be the food of politics, play on.
I hope, for our sake that Ctf_Kampf will endure.

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Ctf_Kampf parades along man's streets and man waves back. It establishes order, invades where necessary and it is human.

Let's finish with a thought from star Beyonce Kournikova: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Your guide to Ctf_Kampf - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

I can't stop..

Date Posted: November 05, 2007, 05:35:46 pm
Woot.
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An essay on Espadon's HLT Mod

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Espadon's HLT Mod. There are many factors which influenced the development of Espadon's HLT Mod. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It still has the power to shock global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Espadon's HLT Mod.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Espadon's HLT Mod. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they could have been making a reference to Espadon's HLT Mod, but probably not. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Espadon's HLT Mod bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Primarily Espadon's HLT Mod builds trust among the people. To put it simply, people like Espadon's HLT Mod.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, Espadon's HLT Mod fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a lovely model.
Oil
Prices   

      Espadon's HLT Mod

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Recent studies indicate that oil prices will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Espadon's HLT Mod, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the two sides of Espadon's HLT Mod.

In the words of nobel prize winner Maximilian B. Adger 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Espadon's HLT Mod. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of Espadon's HLT Mod.'
Is Espadon's HLT Mod politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

In summary, Espadon's HLT Mod parades along man's streets and man waves back. It replenishes the self, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it brings the best out in people.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Mariah Travolta: 'I demand Espadon's HLT Mod, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Your guide to Espadon's HLT Mod - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing


Date Posted: November 05, 2007, 05:39:40 pm
I won't be stopping anytime soon.

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An essay on how the Master Chief is able to pee

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind how the Master Chief is able to pee, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. There are many factors which influenced the development of how the Master Chief is able to pee. Given that its influence pervades our society, how the Master Chief is able to pee is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst those most reliant on technology, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of how the Master Chief is able to pee.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course how the Master Chief is able to pee smells of success.

Recent thought on how the Master Chief is able to pee has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees how the Master Chief is able to pee, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Interest    

      How the Master Chief is able to pee

The statistics make it clear that how the Master Chief is able to pee is a major market factor. Obviously interest is in financial terms 'holding hands with how the Master Chief is able to pee.' A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the two, equally popular approaches to how the Master Chief is able to pee. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

Take a moment to consider the words of style icon Esperanza T. Time 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] I argue that his insight into how the Master Chief is able to pee provided the inspiration for these great words. History tells us that how the Master Chief is able to pee will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for how the Master Chief is able to pee?

Conclusion

In my opinion how the Master Chief is able to pee must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late.

I shall give the final word to star Macaulay Paltrow: 'How the Master Chief is able to pee is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Go mad for how the Master Chief is able to pee - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books


Date Posted: November 05, 2007, 05:43:10 pm
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An essay on Majors with M79s

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Majors with M79s? The constantly changing fashionable take on Majors with M79s demonstrates the depth of the subject. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, Majors with M79s is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Majors with M79s is rarely given rational consideration by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, obviously. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Majors with M79s.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A society without Majors with M79s is like a society without knowledge, in that it is quite good.

Recent thought on Majors with M79s has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, Majors with M79s fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Oil
Prices   

      Majors with M79s

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Clearly oil prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing Majors with M79sism and post-Majors with M79sism.

To quote the uncompromising Bartholomew Woodpecker 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Majors with M79s this is clearly true. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Majors with M79s.
Since the Renaissance Majors with M79s has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

To conclude, Majors with M79s has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It enriches, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and statistically it's great.

Let's finish with a thought from star Miles Cruise: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Your Majors with M79s - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing


Date Posted: November 05, 2007, 05:46:21 pm
Another variant of 4YO's Nazi Germany.

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An essay on Nazi Germany

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Nazi Germany? I really, really like Nazi Germany. Remarkably Nazi Germany is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that Nazi Germany is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Nazi Germany is rarely given rational consideration by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Nazi Germany and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Nazi Germany. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] was clearly refering to the impact of Nazi Germany on today's society. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Nazi Germany smells of success.

Of paramount importance to any study of Nazi Germany within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Nazi Germany they are changed. (ROFL!!!!!)

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, Nazi Germany fits perfectly into the Custard-Not-Mustard model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Nazi Germany within the vast framework which this provides.
Housing
Prices   

      Nazi Germany

How do we explain these clear trends? Seemingly housing prices will continue to follow Nazi Germany for the foreseeable future. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Nazi Germany.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Achilles Shandy 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] He was first introduced to Nazi Germany by his mother. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Nazi Germany to politics is 'participation'.
Is Nazi Germany politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

To conclude, Nazi Germany has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It inspires, influences the influencers, though Nazi Germany brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Nazi Germany.

I will leave the last word to the famous Keanu Astaire: 'Oooh yeah Nazi Germany shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books
   
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 An essay on sex

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of sex. The constantly changing fashionable take on sex demonstrates the depth of the subject. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'I'd rather eat wasps' from socialists, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of sex. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. No symbol is more potent than sex in society today. It bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - sex is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to sex. We will primarily be focusing on the Inter-Spam model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.

Cost
Of
Living
   
                         sex

What a splendid graph. Of course the cost of living sings a very different tune. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the two sides of sex.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Francis Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of sex until he was well into his thirties. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was sex.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for sex?

Conclusion

To conclude sex parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, applauds greatness and is a joy to behold.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Sigourney Pfeiffer: 'Oooh yeah sex shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing



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Ahaha, this site's awesome.


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Did I mention how lovely sex is? Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets sex they are changed.

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He was first introduced to sex by his mother
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« Reply #929 on: November 05, 2007, 04:58:05 pm »
wow.. just wow.. the other links on the page too...

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« Reply #930 on: November 05, 2007, 05:04:28 pm »
The essay generator is probably the best thing since TiVo. The person generator...meh.

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An essay on mechs
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand mechs. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of mechs. Indispensable to homosapians today, mechs is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably mechs is often misunderstood by so called 'babies', trapped by their infamous history. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of mechs to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of mechs on today's society. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however mechs cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Recent thought on mechs has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees mechs, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with mechs. We will study the Custard-Not-Mustard model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Market Value of Gold

  mechs


Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Clearly the market value of gold will continue to follow mechs for the foreseeable future. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing mechsilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

Take a moment to consider the words of that most brilliant mind Bartholomew Rock 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of mechs until he was well into his thirties. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then mechs makes a good case for being the icing.

I hope, for our sake that mechs will endure.
Conclusion

To reiterate, mechs plays a large part in the lives of all. It enriches, brought up a generation and it is human.

I will leave the last word to the famous Macaulay Clooney: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without mechs by my side.' [3]



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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

Oh yes.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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« Reply #932 on: November 06, 2007, 10:33:03 am »
Random crap like that just makes my day. Seriously.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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« Reply #937 on: November 08, 2007, 07:47:37 am »

"A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult." -Proverbs 12:16

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« Reply #938 on: November 10, 2007, 09:56:48 pm »
http://halaro.com/under.php?id=798
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Yeah, double post...

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