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Offline Kagesha

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #980 on: November 24, 2007, 05:22:21 am »


I hate cats/kittens so i guess more masturbating for me

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #981 on: November 24, 2007, 07:31:38 pm »
Let's face it - a lot has changed since the 70's. What used to be minor everyday incidents routinely handled and dismissed are now full blown national stories that should make any parent of the 70's fall down laughing. Maybe we need to return to a simpler way of dealing with each other and the world around us.

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1977 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lockdown, the RCMP are called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra provincial funding because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some Aspirin to school.
1977 - Mark shares Aspirin with the school principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high-school English.
1977 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Canadian Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against provincial school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover Canada Day firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1977 - Ants die.
2007 - Canadian Firearms Centre and the RCMP are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. CSIS investigates parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in federal prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #982 on: November 25, 2007, 09:07:37 am »
Wall of text that would be asinine to quote.

Ahahaha, that's brilliant.
I attend grammar school, last grade, and ignorance is all around me. Well, good for them. Ignorance is bliss.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #983 on: November 25, 2007, 12:45:02 pm »
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

That happened to me in 1998. We were the best of friends afterwards, and remained so throughout school.

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned brawl to settle differences.


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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #984 on: November 27, 2007, 02:48:06 am »
Stereotyped: That just goes to show how messed up and paranoid America is today.

Non-stereotyped: There are still some good in this world that is left untouched by the Police. Find it quick before it disappears.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #985 on: November 27, 2007, 03:50:00 pm »

Great banned Xbox 360 commercial:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=34KxmCQD0V8&feature=related

and the flashmob at UF replicating it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yoXwFcBmlpw

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #986 on: November 27, 2007, 04:01:43 pm »
BANG!
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #987 on: November 27, 2007, 04:14:16 pm »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DQA1d0QQvf8

Pendulum's music video for "Granite." Pure concentrated epicness.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #988 on: November 27, 2007, 04:45:53 pm »

"While preceding your entrance with a grenade is a good tactic in
Quake, it can lead to problems if attempted at work." -- C Hacking

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #989 on: November 27, 2007, 05:06:45 pm »
@ii

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #990 on: November 27, 2007, 05:11:30 pm »
Fuel Air Bombs kick ass.

http://popsci.com/bombtech
(scroll to bottom)

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #991 on: November 28, 2007, 04:26:41 am »

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #992 on: November 28, 2007, 02:06:09 pm »
« Last Edit: November 28, 2007, 03:58:50 pm by mxyzptlk »

"While preceding your entrance with a grenade is a good tactic in
Quake, it can lead to problems if attempted at work." -- C Hacking

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #993 on: November 29, 2007, 02:01:48 am »

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #994 on: November 29, 2007, 04:51:07 pm »
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation

One of the most hilarious series of videos I've ever seen. Halo 3, Manhunt, and Orange Box are especially good.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #995 on: November 29, 2007, 06:13:21 pm »
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation

One of the most hilarious series of videos I've ever seen. Halo 3, Manhunt, and Orange Box are especially good.
Great link!

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #996 on: November 29, 2007, 10:28:54 pm »
The guy who makes that also has a ton of other funny stuff at his site
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #999 on: December 01, 2007, 11:05:51 am »
If WW2 was an MMO
http://www.kraki.net/2007/01/16/if-ww2-was-an-mmo/

hilarious.. but i was hoping for an actual MMO :'(

That would be awesome. A MMO that you can actually finish as a whole! Who knows nazis might actually win WW2 if it was a MMO.