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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1081 on: January 14, 2008, 07:58:34 pm »

"While preceding your entrance with a grenade is a good tactic in
Quake, it can lead to problems if attempted at work." -- C Hacking

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1082 on: January 15, 2008, 04:31:21 am »
http://www.jareeedo.com/106/Stonybrook/photos/unsorted/dr%20evil%20linux%201600x1200.jpg
Huge image. Click with hesitation.

Omg! I would love to see Dr. Evil do a world of warcraft commercial.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1085 on: January 17, 2008, 02:50:53 pm »
Epic stick fight movie. (Is broken into two parts)

Shock 1
Shock 2
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1086 on: January 18, 2008, 10:17:10 am »
PWNED BY ALLAH (a bit drastic)
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1087 on: January 18, 2008, 11:12:14 am »
http://www.worth1000.com/

An amazing photoshop gallery site, lots of skills here.  There's also some hilarious ones.


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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1088 on: January 19, 2008, 01:26:56 am »
Illumination is not reached by visualizing the light but by exploring the darkness.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1089 on: January 19, 2008, 09:03:12 am »
That movie looks great.

That movie is great.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1093 on: January 20, 2008, 01:41:47 am »
http://ieet.org/images/ethiopiantp.jpg

No idea why this made me laugh so much.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1095 on: January 20, 2008, 09:42:44 pm »
I messed up bad.
My wife already filed for divorce and she's fighting for custody of my 2 sons and my daughter.


Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy birthday”.

I thought… well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn’t say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good morning boss, happy birthday!”
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said. “You know, its such a beautiful day outside, and its your birthday, lets go out to lunch, just you and me”.

I said. “Thanks Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Lets go!”

We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?”

I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?”

She said, “Lets go to my apartment”.

After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I’ll be right back.”

“OK,” I nervously replied.

She went into the bed room and, after a couple of minutes, she cam out carrying a huge birthday cake… followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there…..

On the couch…

Naked.






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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1096 on: January 21, 2008, 04:42:19 pm »

"While preceding your entrance with a grenade is a good tactic in
Quake, it can lead to problems if attempted at work." -- C Hacking

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1097 on: January 24, 2008, 04:46:17 pm »
The Ricer Song

for those of you that dont know:

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(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.

Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1098 on: January 24, 2008, 07:21:09 pm »
« Last Edit: January 24, 2008, 07:37:32 pm by SDFilm »

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #1099 on: January 25, 2008, 08:49:33 am »
http://www.label.fm/goontower/

<3 C&C and Fight Club references

Also, the U-Haul level is from a movie I just saw last week. It was so indy I don't even remember the name of it.