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Offline Thinkto urself

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2940 on: July 08, 2009, 12:11:19 am »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2941 on: July 08, 2009, 12:12:21 am »
Oh, monkfish.


I was lied to.  Damn people.

Too much research.  Looks like someone I work with.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2942 on: July 08, 2009, 07:59:00 am »
http://kuvaton.com/bs**t/ragecountries.jpg

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2943 on: July 08, 2009, 08:37:16 am »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2944 on: July 08, 2009, 09:00:36 am »
Quote from: Thinkto urself on July 08, 2009, 12:11:19 am
just found the awesomest fish ever

By far the coolest fish on this planet is the Cuttlefish. OONTZ OONTZ

In addition to that, it can change the color and texture on its skin. It's commonly referred to as the master of camouflage.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2945 on: July 08, 2009, 09:04:08 am »
Octopus pwns cuttlefish because it's more flexible. Gogo squishsquish. Although the word cuttlefish is a funny word if you think about it.

Cuttle scuttle.

Also I don't buy notebooks mainstream and so I just found this thing today.




I believe this beats out that flabby sculpin in terms of ugliness.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2946 on: July 08, 2009, 02:26:08 pm »
Some awesome Christian Rap Artists my favorite song is "Oh My Lord" by Sho Baraka it's pretty shweet!
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2947 on: July 09, 2009, 11:27:12 am »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2948 on: July 09, 2009, 05:13:12 pm »
Quote from: STM1993 on July 09, 2009, 11:27:12 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PybKYHP5r60&feature=related
It even appeared in the news.
"That's our broadcast for this Thursday night."
"That's our broadcast for this Thursday night."
"That's our broadcast for this Thursday night."
lol thanks for that it's the first time I've seen the commerical :)
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2949 on: July 10, 2009, 04:01:40 pm »
Quote from: Espadon on July 08, 2009, 09:04:08 am


I've seen that laptop at BestBuy. Quite weird looking with all that red.
Decent performance though. If I remembered right, the one I saw had an vista index of 13
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2950 on: July 10, 2009, 06:24:05 pm »
http://omegle.com/
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Stranger: NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME.
You: NARWHALS
You: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: WHAT
You: STOP TYPING
You: YOU'RE UGLY
Stranger: TIME TO GROW UP
You: NO YOU
Stranger: YOU'RE IGNORANT
You: YOUR MOTHER IS IGNORANT
Stranger: SO WHAT SHE NEVER GOT A PROPER EDUCATION
Stranger: IS THIS RISSA?
You: OH I'M SINCERELY SORRY
You: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT SERIOUSLY
You: SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
You: I HATE YOU.
You: YOU'RE FUCKING BORING.

Stranger: hey
You: hey.
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine.
You: you?
Stranger: what r u up to?
Stranger: i'm fine,,cheers
You: playing video gaemz.
You: team stacking.
You: going sniper on a team with three snipers.
You: you?
Stranger: asll?????
You: WHAT
You: ASL?
Stranger: i'm chatting
You: DID YOU EVEN FUCKING READ THE THING ON TOP
Stranger: with u
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: IT'S FUCKING BORING
Stranger: i did ,,,
You: THEN WHY
You: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?
Stranger: but u FUCKIN sound like a FUCKIN kido
You: YOUR MOTHER SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING "KIDO."
Stranger: don't u?
You: NO, YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 19 m korea and you?
You: sweet
You: southern or northern?
Stranger: south
You: cool
You: high five!
Stranger: youz?
You: north korea
You: our missles will blot out the sun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2951 on: July 10, 2009, 06:36:07 pm »
^ lol so random chats there. I gotta love it  :P

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Stranger: HE'S COMING FOR U
Stranger: RUN............. RUNN
Stranger: lock ur doors and windows quci
You: who?
You: who?
Stranger: ur son ! quick hes behind u now
You: OH NOES
Stranger: :O:O
You: HES THERE
You: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT
Stranger: i told ya
You: fuck, he dissapeared now
You: my mind gotta be playing with me
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: u demented dicky fanny rash
You: it'd be really hilarious if he actually got behind me
You: and if I actually got a son
You: lmao
Stranger: you just killed the joke
Stranger: go fuck u r ma
You: naaaaah
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2952 on: July 10, 2009, 06:37:52 pm »
Interesting. It'd be funny if you found bloodninja.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2953 on: July 10, 2009, 08:40:24 pm »
Me = Souleymane in these..

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* Anakira kisses WildBillBot's whole body.
* WildBillBot sucks on Anakira's nipples.
* Anakira <censored>s WildBillBot.
* WildBillBot yearns to <censored> Anakira.
* Anakira slowly slides her <censored> around WildBillBot's <censored>.
* Anakira slowly slides its <censored> around WildBillBot's <censored>.
* WildBillBot gets it on in motion with Anakira.
* Anakira gets WildBillBot's <censored> on its <censored> when it pulls out.
* WildBillBot begins to <censored> the <censored> from Anakira's <censored>.
* Anakira watches WildBillBot leave, hardly satisfied.



* Jenni hides in the closet
<Jenni> OMG there;s suspicious stains in here!
<Souleymane> lol
<Jenni> when was the last time this place was clean!
* Souleymane crawls out of the closet slowly
<Armageddon> -_-
<Armageddon> we found the calpret
<Jenni> EWWW
* Jenni escapes from the closet!
<Jenni> there was lightsaber residue in there!
* Jenni dies
* Armageddon grabs jenni
<Souleymane> whoops

<Sophia> Not that Thor
<Greo> lol.
<Jenni> 'yes!p'pl
<Greo> well which thor
<Sophia> I'm talking about the giant spiked dildo that could split a person's ass in half.

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My balls are awesome.
There are two of them.
They have skin, and they're warm and soft.
They hang there so delightfully all the time.
It's great to have balls.
I wouldn't go a day without them.
Plus they cause me to grow fluffy hair all over my chest.
Balls are great.

This last one is from another game, so a few of the lines have random people's character names thrown in... Also edited my username so it's easier to tell which is me..
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Relation: Hey fuck you stupid bitch mexicans pwn your ass.
Relation: You only say shit over a game but no balls to step ur hood up fucking loose pussy
UnknownSniper: I beg to differ, apparently you don't remember the battle of San Jacinto.
Relation: You need to stfu.
UnknownSniper: Or?
Relation: Your not funny just fucking uninstall eo and say it to a mexicans face.
Relation: Fucking pathetic princess <33
UnknownSniper: There are no Mexicans anywhere near where I live.
UnknownSniper: Awww... Poor internet tough guy. No reply? It's ok, I understand.
Relation: Your probably all fat with no friends chewing a left over a hot wing bone
UnknownSniper: Your insults are not original, nor are they accurate.
UnknownSniper: Insulting somebody's real life is a last measure of a nerd. -.-
Relation: Then stfu and stop talking shit over a game princess.
UnknownSniper: You're the one talking shit.... Funny little hypocrite.
Relation: lmao  @ you
UnknownSniper: Yes, I see how you find it funny that I beat you..
UnknownSniper: Go learn the meaning of hypocrite and come back.
Relation: Wow they certainly dropped you as a toddler.
UnknownSniper: At least people held me, you were probably ignored and left in a the car...
Relation: Nah
UnknownSniper: 'Nah' is that it? -.- Had a better arguement talking to Viagrafalls..
Relation: Lol go out and get a bf fatty you never get love not even on a game.
UnknownSniper: Oh, so now you call me a homosexual and then say I have no sex
UnknownSniper: That is almost a contradiction...
Relation: Rofl
UnknownSniper: Plus, you were correct in saying I have never had sex, I am Christian
Relation: Christian lol !?
UnknownSniper: Please, try to insult better. I should put this on Youtube...
Relation: Go head
Relation: Put your pathetic ass on youtube so everyone can watch you.
Relation: Fucking fat hill billy.
Relation: Ill sell your ass a trailor.
UnknownSniper: It's amusing that you assume everybody online is fat. It must mean you are
UnknownSniper: You're trying to make yourself feel good by cussing at random people..
Relation: Nah am actuall thin and i box in rl
Relation: Unlike you play eo  for hours
UnknownSniper: Oh, I see... You're a boxer who sits on Endless, cussing at random people.
Relation: Get a life LMAO
UnknownSniper: You're very sad indeed...
Relation: Yea i play eo when am back.
UnknownSniper: Idioko could probably make you look stupid too...
Relation: I don't get mad over a game i have a life unlike you.
UnknownSniper: Ahem, this all started when you sent me a whisper.
UnknownSniper: Bitching that I said Mexico got hit by a hurricane.
Relation: You actually started it on pm's
UnknownSniper: That is getting mad. You have failed once again..
Relation: Yes talking bout race..
Relation: idgaf talk bout me all you wan't.
Relation: But when your talking shit when noone here makes you a pathetic little pussy.
UnknownSniper: I simply said Mexico got hit by a hurricane, and you sent the first PM
UnknownSniper: Bitching about it... You have terrible memory.
Relation: Lol no funny stuff.
Relation: You stuck up white bitch rofl ignored.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2954 on: July 10, 2009, 08:50:27 pm »
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: have you ever heard of the wonder girls?
You: no
Stranger: D:<<<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: you jewish?
Stranger: nope
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: gay male 16 looking for someone to cam with gay or straight
You: then you've found just the guy
You: what color hair
Stranger: brown
You: and eyes
Stranger: brow and green
You: race?
Stranger: english
You: shit
You have disconnected.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2955 on: July 10, 2009, 09:34:37 pm »
I've had worse... But it's just so fking amazing :P
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2956 on: July 10, 2009, 11:48:49 pm »
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You: DO YOU LIKE ANIME
Stranger: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXAAAAAAAA
You: CAUSE I LIKE ANIME
You: IT'S SO HAWT
You: YARRRRRRR
Stranger: FUCK ANIME
You: PIRATE ANIME
You: CHICKEN ANIME
Stranger: ANIME IS FDP
You: PORN ANIME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mentioning furries also ends most conversations.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
You: hey
You: furries?
Stranger: furbies?
You: no, furries.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9FhmKyZysg
Stranger: let me take a look at that!
You: at furries.
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: this is gonna give me nightmares
You: furry nightmares?

You: then it's good
Stranger: oh no.
You: furries are your friends
Stranger: aw
You: don't be afraid
Stranger: you know that furbie movie?
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: i couldnt sleep when i saw a little bit of it.
You: furbies are not furries
Stranger: GREMLINS
You: furriessssssss
Stranger: shhh its like one letter off
Stranger: give me a break
You: give a furry a hug
Stranger: FURBIESSSSSSSSSSS
You: furry hug
Stranger: aw okay
Stranger: where can i find one?
Stranger: my local walmart?
You: yes
You: just hug the cashier
You: he's probably a furry
Stranger: hahahhaha
You: infact, everyone around you is a furry
Stranger: good idea
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: theres a furbie
Stranger: I MEAN FURRY
Stranger: ON TV NOW
Stranger: ON THE SOUP
Stranger: he was a squirrell
Stranger: he had a nut!
Stranger: A GIANT NUT
Stranger: he just left
Stranger: aw man
You: furries have sex with squirrells
Stranger: wait so like my mom is a furry?
You: and other animals
Stranger: THEY DO?!
You: we're all furries in a human body
You: join us
You: ONE OF US
You: ONE OF US
You: ONE OF US
You: ONE OF US
You: ONE OF US
You: ONE OF US
You: ONE OF US
You: FURRIES
You: FURRIES
You: FURRIES
You: FURRIES
You: ANIMALS
You: ANIMALS
You: ANIMALS
You: ANIMALS
You: DRY HUMP
You: DRY HUMP
You: DRY HUMP
You: DRY HUMP
Stranger: WHAT
You: FURSONAS
You: YOU ARE AN ANIMAL
Stranger: THAT DOESNT SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA
You: YOU ARE A WOLF
Stranger: SOUNDS LIKE SOME KINDA CULT.
You: YOU LOVE WOLFS
Stranger: I AM NOT A WOLF
You: WOLVES
You: WOLVES
You: WOLVES
You: WOLVES
You: WOLVES
You: WOLVES
You: WOLVES
You: FURRIES
You: WOLVES
Stranger: GIVE ME A FACEBOOK PERSONALITY TEST CALLED WHAT FURRY ARE YOU?!
You: FURRIES
You: WOLVES
You: FURRIES
You: WOLVES
Stranger: AND IF I GET WOLF THEN I'LL BELIEVE IT.
You: FURRIES
You: WOLVES
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FURRIES
You: FOLVES
You: FURRIES
You: FOLVES
You: FURRIES
Stranger: NO
You: FULVES
Stranger: SAVE ME
Stranger: SAVE ME
You: FURRIES
Stranger: ever seen zoolander?
You: YERS
Stranger: this reminds me of it.
You: IT'S A GOOD MOVIE
Stranger: YES IT IS
You: FURRIES LIKE IT
You: FURRIES
Stranger: HE CANT TURN RIGHT
You: FURRIES
You: FURRIES
Stranger: OR WAS IT LEFT?
Stranger: I LIKE YOU.
You: FURRIES
You: FURRIES
You: FURRIES
You: FURRIES
You: ONE OF US
You: ALL OF US
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2957 on: July 11, 2009, 12:07:22 pm »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2958 on: July 11, 2009, 09:39:29 pm »
Aww poor fella :P
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #2959 on: July 12, 2009, 02:32:47 am »
@ Thinkto- I laughed.

Awesome choreography

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