The Link Dump and amusing stuff list

[KYnetiK]

Are you a One Man Army?

the nikita is fond of randomly blowing me up half the times I fire it north.

Yeah i found that out too XD long since fixed that

[Lord Frunkamunch]

¡Delicioso!

[darDar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpX7BGhahIc MUST SEE


more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTS6vjQbMwU&feature=related

[jrgp]

Just wrote a quick perl script at 2AM to make my gigantic folders of still porn pics smaller, more portable, and named easier, so they can be more easily brought to lan parties on small flash drives and distributed faster.

Link: http://jrgp.u13.net/misc/convert.pl.txt

Can be used to batch convert/rename any folder stuffed with png/jpg/bmp's to smaller jpg versions.

[Toumaz]

jrgp i would just like to say that your posts are the only reason i come here nowadays

[jrgp]

jrgp i would just like to say that your posts are the only reason i come here nowadays

You just made my day; thanks.

[demoniac93]

That's one nifty piece of software I need badly ;d

[iDante]

Just wrote a quick perl script at 2AM to make my gigantic folders of still porn pics smaller, more portable, and named easier, so they can be more easily brought to lan parties on small flash drives and distributed faster.

To think that up until now I thought that the fun part of lan parties was staying up late playing video games with friends.

[Psycho]

Porn folders? People still have those?
Is it like 1080p HD porn with 7.1 surround you crave, since streaming is not good enough?

[jrgp]

Porn folders? People still have those?
Is it like 1080p HD porn with 7.1 surround you crave, since streaming is not good enough?

I HATE STREAMING. And I'm f**king tired of people mentioning it. Why?
 - Certain videos come and go. None of it is permanent since it's on the Internet
 - Since it's streamed it isn't great picture quality. I only tolerate fapping to 720p saved videos AT THE LEAST.
 - Won't work if your net is down
 - If you find a chick you really like, which is easier, maintaining a folder of jpg's/avi's or a f**kton of bookmarks?
 - I use porn constantly. I run my torrents overnight (and seed uncapped during the day) and use the porn the following night/morning, and then initiate further torrents. Rinse-repeat. My personal archive was over 1TB in 2008 before my raid array died. Never using WD again, ever.

To think that up until now I thought that the fun part of lan parties was staying up late playing video games with friends.

The bulk of it is, yes. But it was f**king awesome the first time we had porn. We all sat around and flipped through the stills on his ps3 discussing and dictating it and having our laughs, comparisons, and just having fun. Not circle jerking though. That'd be gay as hell. If I had an external 1TB drive I'd stuff it with avi's and bring that instead (since ps3's apparently can play avi's) but I don't, but still pics suffice well enough.

[Fireman]

Porn folders? People still have those?
Is it like 1080p HD porn with 7.1 surround you crave, since streaming is not good enough?

I HATE STREAMING. And I'm f**king tired of people mentioning it. Why?
 - Certain videos come and go. None of it is permanent since it's on the Internet
 - Since it's streamed it isn't great picture quality. I only tolerate fapping to 720p saved videos AT THE LEAST.
 - Won't work if your net is down
 - If you find a chick you really like, which is easier, maintaining a folder of jpg's/avi's or a f**kton of bookmarks?
 - I use porn constantly. I run my torrents overnight (and seed uncapped during the day) and use the porn the following night/morning, and then initiate further torrents. Rinse-repeat. My personal archive was over 1TB in 2008 before my raid array died. Never using WD again, ever.

To think that up until now I thought that the fun part of lan parties was staying up late playing video games with friends.

The bulk of it is, yes. But it was f**king awesome the first time we had porn. We all sat around and flipped through the stills on his ps3 discussing and dictating it and having our laughs, comparisons, and just having fun. Not circle jerking though. That'd be gay as hell. If I had an external 1TB drive I'd stuff it with avi's and bring that instead (since ps3's apparently can play avi's) but I don't, but still pics suffice well enough.

Streaming is okay at times

-fapping to same vids are boring
-FREE streaming porn is usually shit quality durr
-downloading, organizing, etc takes time
-if your net is down, use your imagination or get a girl cough
-googling is easier, instead of maintaining hundreds of gigs although if i had time and space.. maybe

Don't be like that, omg my shit died I'm never using x product again. Maybe you shouldn't have raided them, much better than Seagate.

also wtf, showing porn to a bunch of people and conversing about it? 

[jrgp]

Porn folders? People still have those?
Is it like 1080p HD porn with 7.1 surround you crave, since streaming is not good enough?

I HATE STREAMING. And I'm f**king tired of people mentioning it. Why?
 - Certain videos come and go. None of it is permanent since it's on the Internet
 - Since it's streamed it isn't great picture quality. I only tolerate fapping to 720p saved videos AT THE LEAST.
 - Won't work if your net is down
 - If you find a chick you really like, which is easier, maintaining a folder of jpg's/avi's or a f**kton of bookmarks?
 - I use porn constantly. I run my torrents overnight (and seed uncapped during the day) and use the porn the following night/morning, and then initiate further torrents. Rinse-repeat. My personal archive was over 1TB in 2008 before my raid array died. Never using WD again, ever.

To think that up until now I thought that the fun part of lan parties was staying up late playing video games with friends.

The bulk of it is, yes. But it was f**king awesome the first time we had porn. We all sat around and flipped through the stills on his ps3 discussing and dictating it and having our laughs, comparisons, and just having fun. Not circle jerking though. That'd be gay as hell. If I had an external 1TB drive I'd stuff it with avi's and bring that instead (since ps3's apparently can play avi's) but I don't, but still pics suffice well enough.

Streaming is okay at times

-fapping to same vids are boring
-FREE streaming porn is usually s**t quality durr
-downloading, organizing, etc takes time
-if your net is down, use your imagination or get a girl cough
-googling is easier, instead of maintaining hundreds of gigs although if i had time and space.. maybe

Don't be like that, omg my s**t died I'm never using x product again. Maybe you shouldn't have raided them, much better than Seagate.

also wtf, showing porn to a bunch of people and conversing about it? 

You're a fucking idiot:

 - Fapping to the same videos are only boring if you're gay and/or have bad video finding abilities
 - Everything on the internet is free if you have the skills
 - ... & most IRL girls are no where NEAR as open minded as those in the vids
 - ... & I write shell scripts to manage them

About western digital, I've gotten lots of them, raided and not, and the modern ones only last a year. And any drive should be fine with a raid, especially since the I usually stands for "inexpensive." Oh, and most of these are wd's.

Get social skills and hang out with the right people.

[Thinkto urself]

You're a fucking idiot:

 - Fapping to the same videos are only boring if you're gay and/or have bad video finding abilities
 - Everything on the internet is free if you have the skills
 - ... & most IRL girls are no where NEAR as open minded as those in the vids
 - ... & I write shell scripts to manage them

About western digital, I've gotten lots of them, raided and not, and the modern ones only last a year. And any drive should be fine with a raid, especially since the I usually stands for "inexpensive." Oh, and most of these are wd's.

Get social skills and hang out with the right people.

hahahaa

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

My personal archive was over 1TB in 2008 before my raid array died. Never using WD again, ever.

For file storage, you should be using RAID 5 or 6, not RAID 0.

EDIT: Holy balls, over 1TB? I barely have that much in FULL LENGTH HD MOVIES (of which I have over 200).  Just what the heck did you have in there?

[Fireman]

They get boring after a while, you have to admit that.

It's not really "free"... you can say that if you want though.

You can get whores.

Those are rather old, I guess it's different for some people ( 2 dead SGs here )

Maybe I should think about starting to circle j.. I mean hanging out with the right people, sounds like fun from your experience. Thanks.

[Espadon]

Get social skills and hang out with the right people.

We have a best quote for our end of year awards. I can smell it.

[jrgp]

My personal archive was over 1TB in 2008 before my raid array died. Never using WD again, ever.

For file storage, you should be using RAID 5 or 6, not RAID 0.

EDIT: Holy balls, over 1TB? I barely have that much in FULL LENGTH HD MOVIES (of which I have over 200).  Just what the heck did you have in there?

...
I was using 3 750GB drives in RAID 5. Only f**king idiots (I take a strange glance at fireman) use RAID0. All 3 drives died.

And I had hundreds of full length torrented porno movies, much of them blu-ray rips. I really, really love private trackers.

[DarkCrusade]

And only a total idiot wouldn't know the difference between RAID0 and RAID5. Additionaly, people who don't even know the abbreviation are no l33tz0rs.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

All 3 drives died.

Oh.  That's pretty weak, then.

And I had hundreds of full length torrented porno movies, much of them blu-ray rips.

I guess I just don't see the draw of those.  I know it can't be the acting or the plot or anything like that.  And without those things, you're left with good old-fashioned boning, which can be found anywhere else and often takes less than 90 minutes to get to the point.

Get social skills and hang out with the right people.

We have a best quote for our end of year awards. I can smell it.

I really thought about adding it to my sig, but without context it would lose about 64% of the humor.

[Psycho]

Streaming is way more exiting. You never know where the next few clicks will take you, and what kind of kinky stuff you will see. Like a wank safari.

Anyway, here is some stuff I made for school. http://megaswf.com/serve/54459/