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Offline The Red Guy

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #200 on: November 10, 2006, 09:29:21 pm »
Heres something to laugh at and be sure your volume is up. Pay attention to the background song thats on the video. lol

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video//Fun_with_Shotguns_1/?m=new

Enjoy.
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #201 on: November 10, 2006, 09:57:55 pm »

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #202 on: November 11, 2006, 03:20:31 am »
Heres something to laugh at and be sure your volume is up. Pay attention to the background song thats on the video. lol

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video//Fun_with_Shotguns_1/?m=new

Enjoy.
is that a fucking scream/fright video because if it is I hope you die of cancer >:(

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #203 on: November 12, 2006, 05:20:03 pm »
I don't know if this made it over from the other forums, but I'll post it anyways:

Do you have fun harassing the live chat/support staff? Are you bored out of your mind? Do you enjoy radishes? Then, head on over to www.mach90.com!

I spent about an hour harassing this one chick with some moderately funny results:

Quote
You are now chatting with 'Mach90Support'
Mach90Support: Thank you for visiting our site and for contacting us via Mach90 Live Support, to better assist you, can i have your full name.
you: Hello.
Mach90Support: Hello, this is Cecile , how may i assist you today?
you: I need to talk to somebody about this rash, and my docter told me to talk to you.
you: I have a mach90 rash.
Mach90Support: sorry can't help you that matter
Mach90Support: it needs medical attention
Mach90Support: and only doctors can assist you that matter
you: Well, i got medical attention.
you: And he told me to ask you about it.
Mach90Support: good
Mach90Support: sorry no idea
you: But... it's a mach90 rash...
you: And your company IS mach90 after all.
Mach90Support: just contact support for that matter
you: ...I did!
you: And he specifically said "Contact Mach90 for support!"
you: You aren't exactly proving to be much help...
you: ...You still there?
Mach90Support: ok
you: It's itching pretty badly...
Mach90Support: don't worry
Mach90Support: if it is itchy just scratch it
Mach90Support: with your 2 hands
Mach90Support: do it every four hours
you: I tried that, it just spread to my hands.
you: Any other suggestions?
Mach90Support: use your teeth to scratch it ok
you: I tried that too, now i have cottonmouth....
you: And it was very hard getting my head down there...
you: Those yoga classes paid off.
Mach90Support: no need to worry about it
Mach90Support: later on it will spread all over your intire body
you: ...Excuse me, but what's an "intire?"
you: Is it going to spread to my car?!
Mach90Support: yes just wait and see
Mach90Support: ok
you: If you say so...
you: But i fear i may not have that much time...
you: The power of the Mach90 rash is too great...
Mach90Support: yes this is great
you: Not great as in "good."
Mach90Support: no
you: I mean great as in "large," or "immense."
Mach90Support: this is very good
you: Why? You think my death will be funny?
you: Death by Mach90 rash?
Mach90Support: you will not with it
Mach90Support: but you will lived for it forever
you: That made no sense whatsoever.
you: Could you reword that?
Mach90Support: you will lived with mach90 rash
Mach90Support: happily ever after
you: I will lived with mach90 rash?
you: I already am living with the Mach90 rash...
Mach90Support: yes forever
you: Forever!
you: You mean there's no cure?
Mach90Support: none
you: :-0
you: NOOOOOO!
Mach90Support: you should be happy with
Mach90Support: it
you: Why?
Mach90Support: not all has mach90 rash
you: What's the advantage of a rash?
Mach90Support: and your so lucky you have it
you: Am i really?
Mach90Support: yes you are sooo lucky to have it
Mach90Support: and be proud of it
you: Should i go outside right now and proclaim "I HAVE MACH90 RASH?"
Mach90Support: yes
you: Is that what you suggest?
you: Ohh.
Mach90Support: yes
Mach90Support: do it now
you: I would, but it's 1am here.
you: I don't want to be arrested or anything.
Mach90Support: do it later
you: Ewww... my skin is peeling and burning.
Mach90Support: when everybody are awake
you: Oh, ok.
you: Thanks.
Mach90Support: you're very much welcome
you: [ =
you: Well, i'm going to go peel some pineapples and have an orgy with a battalion of heavily armed Jake Gyllanhall clones.
Mach90Support: (^o^)

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #204 on: November 12, 2006, 05:29:56 pm »
Yeah, did that ages ago. It was on the old forums. I was trying to explain that I had this weird green thing on my penis, but he/she didn't feel like discussing about my problem and quit quickly.

Offline SadistAtHeart

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #205 on: November 12, 2006, 05:31:25 pm »
Yeah, I probably should've been more disgusting

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #206 on: November 12, 2006, 10:18:12 pm »
I don't know if this made it over from the other forums, but I'll post it anyways:

Do you have fun harassing the live chat/support staff? Are you bored out of your mind? Do you enjoy radishes? Then, head on over to www.mach90.com!

I spent about an hour harassing this one chick with some moderately funny results:

Quote
You are now chatting with 'Mach90Support'
Mach90Support: Thank you for visiting our site and for contacting us via Mach90 Live Support, to better assist you, can i have your full name.
you: Hello.
Mach90Support: Hello, this is Cecile , how may i assist you today?
you: I need to talk to somebody about this rash, and my docter told me to talk to you.
you: I have a mach90 rash.
Mach90Support: sorry can't help you that matter
Mach90Support: it needs medical attention
Mach90Support: and only doctors can assist you that matter
you: Well, i got medical attention.
you: And he told me to ask you about it.
Mach90Support: good
Mach90Support: sorry no idea
you: But... it's a mach90 rash...
you: And your company IS mach90 after all.
Mach90Support: just contact support for that matter
you: ...I did!
you: And he specifically said "Contact Mach90 for support!"
you: You aren't exactly proving to be much help...
you: ...You still there?
Mach90Support: ok
you: It's itching pretty badly...
Mach90Support: don't worry
Mach90Support: if it is itchy just scratch it
Mach90Support: with your 2 hands
Mach90Support: do it every four hours
you: I tried that, it just spread to my hands.
you: Any other suggestions?
Mach90Support: use your teeth to scratch it ok
you: I tried that too, now i have cottonmouth....
you: And it was very hard getting my head down there...
you: Those yoga classes paid off.
Mach90Support: no need to worry about it
Mach90Support: later on it will spread all over your intire body
you: ...Excuse me, but what's an "intire?"
you: Is it going to spread to my car?!
Mach90Support: yes just wait and see
Mach90Support: ok
you: If you say so...
you: But i fear i may not have that much time...
you: The power of the Mach90 rash is too great...
Mach90Support: yes this is great
you: Not great as in "good."
Mach90Support: no
you: I mean great as in "large," or "immense."
Mach90Support: this is very good
you: Why? You think my death will be funny?
you: Death by Mach90 rash?
Mach90Support: you will not with it
Mach90Support: but you will lived for it forever
you: That made no sense whatsoever.
you: Could you reword that?
Mach90Support: you will lived with mach90 rash
Mach90Support: happily ever after
you: I will lived with mach90 rash?
you: I already am living with the Mach90 rash...
Mach90Support: yes forever
you: Forever!
you: You mean there's no cure?
Mach90Support: none
you: :-0
you: NOOOOOO!
Mach90Support: you should be happy with
Mach90Support: it
you: Why?
Mach90Support: not all has mach90 rash
you: What's the advantage of a rash?
Mach90Support: and your so lucky you have it
you: Am i really?
Mach90Support: yes you are sooo lucky to have it
Mach90Support: and be proud of it
you: Should i go outside right now and proclaim "I HAVE MACH90 RASH?"
Mach90Support: yes
you: Is that what you suggest?
you: Ohh.
Mach90Support: yes
Mach90Support: do it now
you: I would, but it's 1am here.
you: I don't want to be arrested or anything.
Mach90Support: do it later
you: Ewww... my skin is peeling and burning.
Mach90Support: when everybody are awake
you: Oh, ok.
you: Thanks.
Mach90Support: you're very much welcome
you: [ =
you: Well, i'm going to go peel some pineapples and have an orgy with a battalion of heavily armed Jake Gyllanhall clones.
Mach90Support: (^o^)


Oh god. I was looking for it in the old forums archives.
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Offline Toumaz

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #207 on: November 13, 2006, 12:53:43 am »
Could someone tell what this Karma system is about please?

What is Karma?

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #208 on: November 13, 2006, 05:30:03 pm »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #209 on: November 13, 2006, 08:24:12 pm »

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #210 on: November 14, 2006, 02:47:57 am »
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #211 on: November 14, 2006, 03:38:08 am »
Are we allowed to discuss other games here?

Yep.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #212 on: November 14, 2006, 04:07:50 am »
I don't know if this made it over from the other forums, but I'll post it anyways:

Do you have fun harassing the live chat/support staff? Are you bored out of your mind? Do you enjoy radishes? Then, head on over to www.mach90.com!

I spent about an hour harassing this one chick with some moderately funny results:

*snip*


My mach90 support dude was no fun.   :[

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #213 on: November 14, 2006, 01:46:40 pm »
Are we allowed to discuss other games here?
No, I will be watching you. One more offense and its a perminate ban.
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Offline The Red Guy

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #214 on: November 14, 2006, 06:37:20 pm »
Errr...

Are we allowed to discuss other games here?
Yep.

Are we allowed to discuss other games here?
No, I will be watching you. One more offense and its a perminate ban.

Offline SadistAtHeart

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #215 on: November 14, 2006, 07:34:03 pm »
Errr...

Are we allowed to discuss other games here?
Yep.

Are we allowed to discuss other games here?
[sarcasm]No, I will be watching you. One more offense and its a perminate ban[/sarcasm]


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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #216 on: November 15, 2006, 03:57:34 am »
There's no need to post the same link twice, Atomic Hype.  If people want to respond, they will.  Otherwise, just let it be. :)

That being said, Kiwi! has been on my list of great animations ever since I first saw it.  Great choice.

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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #217 on: November 15, 2006, 03:59:08 am »
Sorry, I thought it didn't get through the first time. Came back looking for replies and I couldn't even find the post (damn, I'm blind).
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #218 on: November 15, 2006, 05:30:40 pm »
Quote
>Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
>Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Mach90 Support'
Mach90 Support: Thank you for visiting Mach90 Live Help Support, can i have your name please .
you: No
Mach90 Support: Hi. How may I assist you?
you: My name is "No" my friends call me N for short
you: It is pronounced Noe
Mach90 Support: ok
Mach90 Support: do you have any questions about this opportunity?
you: Yes
Mach90 Support: ok
you: Is there a Mach 91? I feel like 90 is too little
Mach90 Support: no
Mach90 Support: by hte way may i kn ow from what country are you located?
you: I am sorry, I do not know what "hte" is
you: or what a kn is
Mach90 Support: the
Mach90 Support: To better assist you, would you please be more specific on your request?
you: Is there a more powerful version of Mach 90?
Mach90 Support: what do you mean?
you: Actually could we come back to that question? I have another.
you: How long before Mach 90 starts working?
you: ...
you: ......
Mach90 Support: mach90 si almost 2 years in business
Mach90 Support: is
Mach90 Support: anad for you to work with us you must first become a full member
Mach90 Support: and
you: And?
Mach90 Support: to join you need to pay $56.95 for the membership fee
Mach90 Support: and you can pay using your credit card
you: But there is a 30 day money back guarantee
Mach90 Support: yes
you: Can I have my money back?
Mach90 Support: you can contact to support@juvio.com on this matter
you: This is Support
Mach90 Support: yes
Mach90 Support: but you send an email to juvio ont his
you: Then I can't talk to you about getting my money?
Mach90 Support: send an email to support@juvio.com
Mach90 Support: you can get money if you keep on working the business
you: What do you mean "working the business"
Mach90 Support: you can make money by selling any juvio products and refer people who will also sell and be a paid member
you: But I just want my money back
Mach90 Support: for money back please refer to juvio
you: But I just want my money back, I don't want to refer anyone.
Mach90 Support: send an email to juvio
you: Oh is he like your boss or something?
Mach90 Support: juvio handles all the payments
you: JUVIO OWES ME MONEY?
Mach90 Support: yes
you: Where does he live?
Mach90 Support: Is there anything else that I can help you with today?
you: Yeah, tell me where he lives
Mach90 Support: as i said send an email to support@juvio.com
you: Juvio lives on the internet?
Mach90 Support: Juvio is based in California
you: You have to be more specific
Mach90 Support: juvio is a company
Mach90 Support: to answer your questions,send an email to support@juvio.com
Mach90 Support: sorry if you don't have any question about mach90, you may please close this window. Thank you
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Re: The Link Dump and amusing stuff list
« Reply #219 on: November 16, 2006, 01:15:09 am »
shoutout to m'boyz eagles_arrows, echo_trail, wraithlike, sadistatheart, chakapoko maker, jrgp, aznblood, chakra, keron cyst, et al, miss you, let's '#gather some day