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Heres something to laugh at and be sure your volume is up. Pay attention to the background song thats on the video. lolhttp://www.stupidvideos.com/video//Fun_with_Shotguns_1/?m=newEnjoy.
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I don't know if this made it over from the other forums, but I'll post it anyways:Do you have fun harassing the live chat/support staff? Are you bored out of your mind? Do you enjoy radishes? Then, head on over to www.mach90.com!I spent about an hour harassing this one chick with some moderately funny results:QuoteYou are now chatting with 'Mach90Support'Mach90Support: Thank you for visiting our site and for contacting us via Mach90 Live Support, to better assist you, can i have your full name.you: Hello.Mach90Support: Hello, this is Cecile , how may i assist you today?you: I need to talk to somebody about this rash, and my docter told me to talk to you.you: I have a mach90 rash.Mach90Support: sorry can't help you that matterMach90Support: it needs medical attentionMach90Support: and only doctors can assist you that matteryou: Well, i got medical attention.you: And he told me to ask you about it.Mach90Support: goodMach90Support: sorry no ideayou: But... it's a mach90 rash...you: And your company IS mach90 after all.Mach90Support: just contact support for that matteryou: ...I did!you: And he specifically said "Contact Mach90 for support!"you: You aren't exactly proving to be much help...you: ...You still there?Mach90Support: okyou: It's itching pretty badly...Mach90Support: don't worryMach90Support: if it is itchy just scratch itMach90Support: with your 2 handsMach90Support: do it every four hoursyou: I tried that, it just spread to my hands.you: Any other suggestions?Mach90Support: use your teeth to scratch it okyou: I tried that too, now i have cottonmouth....you: And it was very hard getting my head down there...you: Those yoga classes paid off.Mach90Support: no need to worry about itMach90Support: later on it will spread all over your intire bodyyou: ...Excuse me, but what's an "intire?"you: Is it going to spread to my car?!Mach90Support: yes just wait and seeMach90Support: okyou: If you say so...you: But i fear i may not have that much time...you: The power of the Mach90 rash is too great...Mach90Support: yes this is greatyou: Not great as in "good."Mach90Support: noyou: I mean great as in "large," or "immense."Mach90Support: this is very goodyou: Why? You think my death will be funny?you: Death by Mach90 rash?Mach90Support: you will not with itMach90Support: but you will lived for it foreveryou: That made no sense whatsoever.you: Could you reword that?Mach90Support: you will lived with mach90 rashMach90Support: happily ever afteryou: I will lived with mach90 rash?you: I already am living with the Mach90 rash...Mach90Support: yes foreveryou: Forever!you: You mean there's no cure?Mach90Support: noneyou: :-0you: NOOOOOO!Mach90Support: you should be happy withMach90Support: ityou: Why?Mach90Support: not all has mach90 rashyou: What's the advantage of a rash?Mach90Support: and your so lucky you have ityou: Am i really?Mach90Support: yes you are sooo lucky to have itMach90Support: and be proud of ityou: Should i go outside right now and proclaim "I HAVE MACH90 RASH?"Mach90Support: yesyou: Is that what you suggest?you: Ohh.Mach90Support: yesMach90Support: do it nowyou: I would, but it's 1am here.you: I don't want to be arrested or anything.Mach90Support: do it lateryou: Ewww... my skin is peeling and burning.Mach90Support: when everybody are awakeyou: Oh, ok.you: Thanks.Mach90Support: you're very much welcomeyou: [ =you: Well, i'm going to go peel some pineapples and have an orgy with a battalion of heavily armed Jake Gyllanhall clones.Mach90Support: (^o^)
Could someone tell what this Karma system is about please?
Are we allowed to discuss other games here?
I don't know if this made it over from the other forums, but I'll post it anyways:Do you have fun harassing the live chat/support staff? Are you bored out of your mind? Do you enjoy radishes? Then, head on over to www.mach90.com!I spent about an hour harassing this one chick with some moderately funny results:*snip*
Quote from: wasgood on November 14, 2006, 12:51:05 amAre we allowed to discuss other games here?Yep.
Quote from: wasgood on November 14, 2006, 12:51:05 amAre we allowed to discuss other games here?No, I will be watching you. One more offense and its a perminate ban.
Errr...Quote from: VijchtiDoodah on November 14, 2006, 03:38:08 amQuote from: wasgood on November 14, 2006, 12:51:05 amAre we allowed to discuss other games here?Yep.Quote from: † on November 14, 2006, 01:46:40 pmQuote from: wasgood on November 14, 2006, 12:51:05 amAre we allowed to discuss other games here?[sarcasm]No, I will be watching you. One more offense and its a perminate ban[/sarcasm]
Quote from: wasgood on November 14, 2006, 12:51:05 amAre we allowed to discuss other games here?[sarcasm]No, I will be watching you. One more offense and its a perminate ban[/sarcasm]
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