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Name: SnipufinPosts: 111 (1.11 per day)Position: SoldierKarma: -11
That is not a translation, that is the original text forced into a crap 1337 generator program.
You should give credit to the translator program, Snipufin.
It's still english described as numbers and whatnot. You can't copyright this crap.
Quote from: The Red Guy on February 06, 2007, 08:04:49 amYou should give credit to the translator program, Snipufin. Although the translator program didn't know what to translate, without that I would had told, because you don't know the program
One.Two.Three.Despite the obvious unoriginality of this translation, it is still well-done.
Quote from: SadistAtHeart on February 08, 2007, 11:18:41 amOne.Two.Three.Despite the obvious unoriginality of this translation, it is still well-done.Thanks, although those links which you gave me, has not actually "the real 1337", they have only some noobish leet.My 1337 is the full 1337
this should be renamed to "nerd-translation"
Quotethis should be renamed to "nerd-translation" agreed ^^
Can anyone even understand that?
Hmm 1337 transaltion eh?He probably just clicked on MSN then clicked ACTIVITES then clicked MIMIC and got that 1337 guy to translate it for him.
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I AM A SMARTARSED PRICK OF A HUMAN BEINGI AM ALSO DOUCHEBAGGERY, AND I'M SPREADING
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Quote from: t3h_n00b on November 27, 2007, 01:59:10 pm17 15 700 |\|1(3 |)00|) 1 |_1|<3|) 17Translation: it is too nice dood, I like it
17 15 |\|1(3,1 |234|_|_y |_1|<3|) 17.
Original text in another language is a translation.
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pmOnly anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
Best Admin: jrgp, he's like the forum mom and a pet dog rolled into one.