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Offline Beowulf RB

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gory gluttony
« on: June 24, 2006, 10:19:45 pm »
i was playin ctf in sum big map, and i  had an idea, why not lay down and see if they notice me!? i lay down with a chainsaw and the hole red team comes around me (i was near the flag) and they gaurded it i jumped up and sawed em all it wuz like holy *************** look at all the body parts n blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my guy took a shower in blood dried of with some abdomens, briuhed his teeth with a apendix, and washed his hands in some guys neck cavity! (that was exagerating like i do, but i did kill all of red like this!!!)
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2006, 10:21:17 pm »
Quote from: Beowulf RB on June 24, 2006, 10:19:45 pm
my guy took a shower in blood dried of with some abdomens, briuhed his teeth with a apendix, and washed his hands in some guys neck cavity!

The best part ever.
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Offline Plonkoon

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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2006, 10:26:36 pm »
Very descriptive.  I congradulate you on your successful sawfest, as well as your mastery of the english language.   :D
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2006, 10:56:05 pm »
transfer these elaborate details into something more useful, and you could be a novelist.
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Quote from: Xxypher on June 30, 2007, 04:12:24 pm
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2006, 11:11:20 pm »
He's got a point,  write a story sometime.   ;)
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Offline Beowulf RB

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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2006, 01:06:59 am »
thats whut my english teacher told me, but i neva belevied her!
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2006, 02:13:44 pm »
i woudlnt want to read a story by him, too many neck cavities for washing your hands in... haha
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2006, 10:34:44 pm »
1 word: Ew
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2006, 11:01:14 pm »
Quote from: Valorman on June 29, 2006, 10:34:44 pm
1 word: Ew
Ew to some crappy story describing pixels? Get out more....
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Offline The Chapter

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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2006, 09:49:32 am »
Heh. Thats happend to me a few times. It is indeed very fun to watch the gore fall. ^_^
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Offline Valorman

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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2006, 02:59:07 pm »
LOL get out more? Have you looked in a mirror lately?
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2006, 10:48:30 pm »
Quote from: Valorman on June 30, 2006, 02:59:07 pm
LOL get out more? Have you looked in a mirror lately?

yes i have... what does that have to do with anything?
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Offline Jessica

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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2006, 10:56:42 pm »
Now now boys, settle down. Lol, very nice story by the way...I'm just glad that I wasn't one of the people that got sliced by you  :P
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2006, 06:21:31 am »
Quote from: † on June 29, 2006, 11:01:14 pm
Quote from: Valorman on June 29, 2006, 10:34:44 pm
1 word: Ew
Ew to some crappy story describing pixels? Get out more....

This is your first warning, † . I think. If you have nothing to contribute to the thread don't post in it. Simple as that. This isn't your first post I've seen where you provoke arguments. Don't do it anymore.
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Offline Beowulf RB

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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2006, 11:49:59 am »
who u talkin 2 mod?
im easily confused?
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Offline Jessica

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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2006, 05:26:20 pm »
He's talking to †, for instagating (sp?) and provoking an argument. All is well, and it is over with though, so no worries!
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2006, 09:46:43 pm »
Thanks to the friendly naborhood moderator!
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Re: gory gluttony
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2006, 04:17:46 am »
Topic locked. Too much offtopic...I'm doing this without warnings because you guys aren't used to how it should be yet, but you will be soon. No offtopics(or a little atleast), no spam, no flaming. If you have nothing to post that CONTRIBUTES, do NOT post it, unless you want the post deleted or yourself warned. If you want to talk about me, post it in the lounge.
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