My Random Fact...

[ultraman]

MRF: Despite being born in Australian, having a citizenship and Australian passport, neither of my parents are Australian. My mum is half German half Irish and my dad is from NZ.
O_o

[RabidTreeFrog]

MRF: I loathe cucumbers, but love pickles.

[Jæson]

It's hard to tell if you are taking the piss here, or if you really are a walking stereotype of every kid who's just discovered black metal.

1 and 1/2 foot hair and growing it since birth?  You must have the shortest terminal hair length out of any man ever.

How can you be more adept at Norwegian than English and not even know how to write it?  Oh, I forgot, you listen to black metal, of course you're fluent with Norwegian.  All of the trend***** BM kids are!

And then there's the predictably vile tapeworm story!  But hey, that's definitely not the standard medical procedure for treatment of tapeworm infestation.  If you 'had' to vomit a tapeworm, who was forcing you?

I'm guessing the jury story happened when you were living in Norway, right?  right??

The music that I listen to has nothing to do with my posts. I listen to music, and that's all I do with it. I listen to it.

The hair length thing was off the top of my head. I've never actually measured it. I have never cut it though.

I learned Norwegian from my uncle at a very young age, since he raised me as an infant. And my aunt as well. They only taught me with speaking, I never went to school in Norway. So therefore I never properly learned how to write it.


I didn't have an infestation, I only had the parasite inside of me for less than 48 hours. A single one, and it never latched onto my intestines, therefore I flushed my stomach to get it out of my body and system. It wasn't medical procedure, that's true.

I lied about the jury thing, that was actual complete b.s.


And that fact that you stereotype me just because I listen to a certain kind of music actually disgusts me. But hey, I guess that's what you can expect from strangers on the internet.

I don't have a problem with how you think. You can just stay in the state of mind that the internet created for you.

ON TOPIC ;

I'm watching a movie that I've seen three times in the past month. It is annoying.

[Dascoo]

I'm listening to some Christian Screamo right now. Pretty hilarious. It's so simple...

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

MRF: I loathe cucumbers, but love pickles.

I love cucumbers, but hate zucchini.

And that fact that you stereotype me just because I listen to a certain kind of music actually disgusts me.

Yeah, not a good practice.  n00bface, what conclusions would you draw about me if you heard I listened to techno?  (That's not rudeness or a rhetorical question either.  I'm genuinely curious.)

As for my random fact:
I have 18 pages of papers due in two days, and 10 of those are due tomorrow.  That's four papers, and I haven't started any of them.  But, that's the college life for you.

[Dascoo]

I'm so hardcore.

[RabidTreeFrog]

I'm listening to some Christian Screamo right now. Pretty hilarious. It's so simple...

give me a link!!

[Nems]

I've seen Clerks 2 over 10 times.

2. I'm the only person that listens to the Opie and Anthony show daily on these forums.

[SadistAtHeart]

I just finished my lovely snack of apples and crunchy peanut butter!

[n00bface]

Yeah, not a good practice.  n00bface, what conclusions would you draw about me if you heard I listened to techno?  (That's not rudeness or a rhetorical question either.  I'm genuinely curious.)

I wouldn't draw any conclusions.  If you liked to leak stereotypes of your social background into every OT post you made, then I'd make the conclusion that you're a trendy techno-scene kid.  I can't actually deduce anything with your saying you like techno.  But dealing with self-righteous black metal kids every ****ing day, talking the same cliches, it's pretty easy to pick them out of a crowd.

So, Jaeson, let's talk about hair for a minute!  Did you know that most hair has a life cycle of 6-years before the strand is shed?  In addition to the 6 year life span, hair grows 6 inches per year on average.  For people with Norsk blood, the average strand life is 8 years because it's also most likely for those with Norse blood to have coarser hair strands.  So, keeping with the original average, if you were a healthy human, your hair should be around 36 inches long; that's 3 feet, or near waist length!  I think that's pretty inconsistent!

And back to the language..you learned Norwegian from your aunt and uncle at a young age.  You think that makes you more fluent in Norwegian than English?  If you're able to write in correct English (you're very literate), but can't decipher any Norwegian, I'm inclined to think you're taking the piss again!

I don't stereotype you because you listen to a certain kind of music, I stereotype you because you're a walking stereotype and the music you listen to fits in very well with the image you're trying very hard to give everyone here.  You see, if I was stereotyping you based on the music you listened to, the confrontation would go a little more like, "Hey, you wear black all the time because blakkkk metallllll!"  Whereas with this confrontation, I'm only pointing out things you've already pointed out yourself and soliciting my own opinions on scene-kids!

edit; Off-topic yes.  I mean that as 'OT boards', like the Lounge, or things posted in boards not explicitly about Soldat.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

If you liked to leak stereotypes of your social background into every OT post you made

Is OT "off-topic" or "on-topic"?

[SadistAtHeart]

If you liked to leak stereotypes of your social background into every OT post you made

Is OT "off-topic" or "on-topic"?

off

[Jæson]

So, Jaeson, let's talk about hair for a minute!  Did you know that most hair has a life cycle of 6-years before the strand is shed?  In addition to the 6 year life span, hair grows 6 inches per year on average.  For people with Norsk blood, the average strand life is 8 years because it's also most likely for those with Norse blood to have coarser hair strands.  So, keeping with the original average, if you were a healthy human, your hair should be around 36 inches long; that's 3 feet, or near waist length!  I think that's pretty inconsistent!

If you're able to write in correct English (you're very literate), but can't decipher any Norwegian, I'm inclined to think you're taking the piss again!

I don't stereotype you because you listen to a certain kind of music, I stereotype you because you're a walking stereotype and the music you listen to fits in very well with the image you're trying very hard to give everyone here.

So I might've cut it at some point in my life. It's still a decent length. At a off the head guess I'd say my hair was at least 14-16 inches in length.

( I'm anwsering these because they are more random facts. )

Language, again. I didn't learn English until I was 11. For the first 11 years and actually most of the first year I spent in America, I only understood Norwegian. I don't really have a comment on the literacy part. I just.. type.

When I was learning English, I used to say things I couldn't say in Norwegian, because it took so long to adapt.

And finally I could be sporting this so-called image you're so convinced that I am, but to tell you the truth, I'm not. I don't give a damn what you image me as. I don't give a damn how anyone images me on this board. So have fun.

[Carlitos]

MRF: i love my hair and pizza

[n00bface]

Seeing as all of the DeviantArt IDs you've created yourself over the last few years show your hair progressing from a relatively short length, I'm still inclined to think you're taking the piss and pushing the black metal cliche as far as it'll go.  That just about discredits every outrageous thing you've tried to lay claim to (and also puts forth plenty of evidence that you are trying to set up an image for yourself!)

GG, another American black metal fan who wishes he was a grim and frostbitten Norwegian.

[Wraithlike]

I chuckled up at how n00bface just told off jaeson.

Fact: I grew my hair about 1 1/2 feet (rough estimate) in a bit more than 2 years. And I recently got it cut.

Fact: I listen to a bit of black metal, but I got into it while I already had long hair.

[Jæson]

Seeing as all of the DeviantArt IDs you've created yourself over the last few years show your hair progressing from a relatively short length, I'm still inclined to think you're taking the piss and pushing the black metal cliche as far as it'll go.  That just about discredits every outrageous thing you've tried to lay claim to (and also puts forth plenty of evidence that you are trying to set up an image for yourself!)

GG, another American black metal fan who wishes he was a grim and frostbitten Norwegian.

A. How did you find my deviantArt?
  A1. So because of my hair claim, and because I've drawn self portraits over the past few years that were usually inadequate and poorly drawn, I am not Norwegian?

Also, I'm not even half Norwegian. I'm only 20%. I'm also 20% German. But my true nationality is Native American. I'm at least 60%.

[Captain Ben]

english isn't my first language, but then i moved back to australia and forgot it.... can't speak it very well but i can understand it. aside from that all ENGRIS for me


plus i like techno

[iDante]

My nose has been kitten free for 3 days.
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[Zero72]

I'm 21 years old, average height and weigh a mere and exact 133 pounds. I've been knocked over by wind.

I love cats.

I have abnormal eyes, missing part of the iris on both of them, which grants me excellent downwards peripheral vision (to the point where I can barely see the movement of my feet while walking and looking straight ahead) at the expense of being very sensitive to light. This, combined with my very "fair" skin, makes me averse to direct sunlight, but not in a goth kind of way.

My latest addiction is Albatross18.