What would YOU do?

[iDante]

Here is the scenario:
You wake up one morning to your neighbor screaming. Grouchy, you look over through the window at her and notice that she has died part of her curtains red. Hungry, you go downstairs and notice that there is a man in your kitchen. You say, "sup!" and he turns to look at you, raising his arms and uttering a low groan. Now, you've seen enough zombie movies to recognize him for what he truely is, so without hesitating, you go upstairs and load the shotgun. After blasting off his head you realize that there are several more of them coming through your living room, all uttering that moan.

What would you do now?

I would get upstairs and collect as much stuff as I can before the zombies get to me (they are EXTREMELY slow at going up stairs). Once they do I would dispose of them with El Shotty, and any others that come close. I would pack all of my stuff up into one bag and then go out the window onto the roof. I would be safe here for the night, even for a few nights, and would thank my contracter for making the roof partly flat.
After staying here for a few nights, I would get off the roof and grab my bike, then speed away to the nearest gun shop. After looting this place for ammo I would leave and head east to the cascade range. I used to live here and I would have no problem surviving for as long as my ammo holds, fishing and hunting. I would sleep on a net in a tree, far above any zombies grasping hands.

[SDFilm]

I'll do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqG1EsZGDL8

[iDante]

note how in that movie they all die...
except for shaun and liz...

[Graham]

YES! My kind of topic. Well in that case I would waste all the zeds(Joke haha) I could with my current ammount of ammo in the shotgun, and since we are in a kitchen there are tools all around me. I would get a rolling pin, and try to clear out my kitchen best I could. Knowing that when a zombie finds you others will follow(Night of the Living dead logic) I would look out my window ands make an escape plan, try to contact my friends and family, if the phones still work, just to tell them where I am going or a final goodbye. Make my way to my truck, get to the local gas station... fill up and raid the store for some food. Find any store nearby that sells guns, semiauto preferabley. Make my way to where ever I can with lots of people still alive and try to survive with everyone intact. I would go further into detail but this is a very rushed post... also if I was at MY house my plan would be VERY different.

note how in that movie they all die...
except for shaun and liz...

Thats because the other couple were idiots and his mom was an airhead. Shaun and Liz just had their head screwed on right.

[SDFilm]

Then I'll grab a friend, his grandad's shotgun (hey, its Norfolk) I'll drive his grandad's white van while he shoots out the back until we get to a isolated place, like a mobile anti-zombie home.

[iDante]

Thats because the other couple were idiots and his mom was an airhead. Shaun and Liz just had their head screwed on right.

What I mean is that their plan to go to the winchester was a load of cock-gobble. Big tall and easy to break windows are a zombie's dream come true.

Date Posted: 21 February 2007, 16:22:33

Then I'll grab a friend, his grandad's shotgun (hey, its Norfolk) I'll drive his grandad's white van while he shoots out the back until we get to a isolated place, like a mobile anti-zombie home.

and what do you do when there are hundreds of them piled on top of the van and you are out of gas and out of ammo and out of food?

[SDFilm]

Then I'll grab a friend, his grandad's shotgun (hey, its Norfolk) I'll drive his grandad's white van while he shoots out the back until we get to a isolated place, like a mobile anti-zombie home.

and what do you do when there are hundreds of them piled on top of the van and you are out of gas and out of ammo and out of food?

Ok, *Shaun of the Dead plan music* I'll go to my friend's, grab his grandad's shotgun and van plus some melee weapons, drive to the out-of-town food shop where there will be less zombies, fill the van with food, do the same with a petrol station, then drive to some isolated place where there will be little or no zombies and wait for all this to all blow over.

[iDante]

Ok, *Shaun of the Dead plan music* I'll go to my friend's, grab his grandad's shotgun and van plus some melee weapons, drive to the out-of-town food shop where there will be less zombies, fill the van with food, do the same with a petrol station, then drive to some isolated place where there will be little or no zombies and wait for all this to all blow over.

what if it is a bad outbreak? And I would expect that it would be hard for a van to get around with zombies and dead cars all over the streets.
Im just saying that so many people would be trying to escape urban areas that streets would be stopped.

[a-4-year-old]

note how in that movie they all die...
except for shaun and liz...

natural selection.

I would curse myself for not reading the rest of the zombie survival guide, ill go over to a shop, load up with food and the shotty shells and get out into the middle of nowhere with a mad magazine and a buddy to keep my company. Won't have any problem with any zombies because i live in such a suburban area.

[SDFilm]

Ok, *Shaun of the Dead plan music* I'll go to my friend's, grab his grandad's shotgun and van plus some melee weapons, drive to the out-of-town food shop where there will be less zombies, fill the van with food, do the same with a petrol station, then drive to some isolated place where there will be little or no zombies and wait for all this to all blow over.

what if it is a bad outbreak? And I would expect that it would be hard for a van to get around with zombies and dead cars all over the streets.
Im just saying that so many people would be trying to escape urban areas that streets would be stopped.

We live in a town and it's pretty easy to get out to the countryside, so its not as if we'll have to fight from the middle of a heavily urbanised area. The van's weight should be enough to plow through a fair amount of zombies and tall enough to not get climbed on. Even if it did get climbed on, the one in the back with the shotty should be able to take care of them.

I think thats a pretty good plan considering that I don't normaly think about how to get away from a zombie outbreak.

[Death MachineX350]

Are you guys kidding me? I'm going to steal a car, drive to the nearest gas station, steal a lot of gas and put it in tanks in the back of the car; drive to the nearest Army base(no Navy,Air Force or Marine bases around here) and hold out in there for a while while stocking up on ammunition and eventually form my own Militaristic society. There I will set off nukes around the world ending the zombie problem.

[Carlitos]

I will ask the zombies if they want to play soldat in LAN.

[The Philanthropist]

I would run upstairs, shoot off the lock to the bar grab the all the alcohol hidden up there, and grab my matches. I would then pour the alcohol into a jar, and mix in some nails into the jar. I would float a several pieces of paper stacked on top of the mixture, and light a match and throw it on the jar. I jump out the windows and catch the tree, and book it down the street as my house lights on fire.

Eat that zombie whooooreeeesss.

[iDante]

I would run upstairs, shoot off the lock to the bar grab the all the alcohol hidden up there, and grab my matches. I would then pour the alcohol into a jar, and mix in some nails into the jar. I would float a several pieces of paper stacked on top of the mixture, and light a match and throw it on the jar. I jump out the windows and catch the tree, and book it down the street as my house lights on fire.

Eat that zombie whooooreeeesss.

no offence but that is a good way to get eaten. where would you go? what would you do for foods?

I will ask the zombies if they want to play soldat in LAN.

lol

[Keron Cyst]

Have you read Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead?

[ThunderPantz]

I'd Go in there with a chainsaw and fuel tanks strapped to my back, or with a katana and slice up some
zombies.

Because real zombies dont have chainsaws like zombies in soldat


My last resort would be a flamethrower, homemade (Lighter and hairspray) OR
One from my basement ;P cuz zombies hate fire.

[jrgp]

I'd probably try to imitate the zombies and blend in with their crowd, just like in Shawn of the Dead.

I'd wander away from the crowd into a gun shop, snag an mp5 and a shit load of clips, stuff 'em in my backpack and try to kill 'em all.

[Graham]

Gah! You kids need to watch more classic zombie movies....

[iDante]

Have you read Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead?

HELL YAH, and World War Z=awesome book

Gah! You kids need to watch more classic zombie movies....

The only good zombie movies are the Romero Classics and Shaun of the Dead. Resident evil movies are ok but not really.

Anyone here play urban dead?
google it if you dont know

[Graham]

Gah! You kids need to watch more classic zombie movies....

The only good zombie movies are the Romero Classics and Shaun of the Dead. Resident evil movies are ok but not really.

False, classics are just easier to learn the basic workings of a zombie.