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^Where's the EFC^/\Incoming HIGH /\^<<Incoming MIDDLE>>^\/ Incoming LOW \/Grenzschutzgruppe 9 Bereit!GSG9 Reinforcements on their way!Oh Snap!I told you...Chuck Norris!Medic!^FFC coming HIGHBase in Fire^FREE FLAG >LOW<^FFC coming LOW^EFC Escaping LOWYes, Sir!I'll be back!Get the flag!Help!Sniper!Heavy Machine Gun ahead!ShitnuggetsI need backup!Follow me!Kiss the ground soldier!^EFC Escaping HIGH^FFC coming MIDDLEReturn the flag!Hurraaaa!!!I am the law!^EFC Escaping MIDDLE^FREE FLAG >MIDDLE<You're one ugly mother fu**er!^FREE FLAG >HIGH<
What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.^[BASE]^Clear!^Go-go-go!^The [ROOF] is on fire!^[TAKE] the flag!Vroom-vroom, I am a Choo-choo.I has a flag!Oh noes, they be taking away my flag!I'm at your base, killing your dudes.^Enemies [MID]Let's have a good game playing nice and fair.^EFC is [LOW]^EFC is [MID]^EFC is [HIGH]^Free Flag [MID]^G^H^I^J^K^L^M^N^O/pause^Enemies [HIGH]^Free Flag [HIGH]^FFC is [MID]^T^U^Free Flag [LOW] ^FFC is [HIGH]^FFC is [LOW] ^Y^Enemies [LOW]
Stick around!^inc HIGH^inc MID^inc LOW^EFC HIGH^EFC MID^EFC LOW^Enemy in base!Bleed, *******.Medic!Die!Son of a *****!^CLEARI am the Minimier!No!Yes, Sir!Blood! Blood for the Blood God!!Get the flag!OKHelp!Sniper!Heavy Machine Gun ahead!Take Cover!I need backup!Follow me!Kiss the ground soldier!On your feet soldier!Sanity is for the weak!YeahReturn the flag!Hurraaaa!!!Come here...YOUEngage at will!!!I ain't got time to bleed!You're one ugly mother fu**er!Got it!
/map inf_Abel -- don't askThanksI'll hand you an entire smorgasbord of pain\o/^They're after me!Forgive me, I'm SwedishBork bork bork!Now the boiled pork's fried!Hey, jump in the blueberry forest!^EFC -LOW-^Going -LOW-^FFC -HIGH-^EFC -HIGH-^INC -LOW-^INC -MID-^INC -HIGH-OK^BASE -HOT-^-LEFT-^-RIGHT-^Going -HIGH-^Going -MID-Follow me!Kiss the ground soldier!COME HERE YOU^Roger that^EFC -MID-^Hurraaaa!!!^Clear!:D^FFC -MID-^FFC -LOW-
Stick around!I am war.I am pain.I am all you've ever slain.MOSKAU! Raz dva Tri!MOSKAU! Posmotri!Pionieri Tam I Tut!Pesni Leninu Poyut!Marilyn Manson Aint My Girlfriend...Well He Aint!^EFC LOWSon of a bitch!^INC UP^EFC UPI'm polish ;] x];Q, Die Nub!^Cover The FFC!Get the flag!^Base Hot!!You Spin Me Right Round.Baby Right Round.Like A Record Baby Right Round.Take Cover!^Base Hot!Round Round!Gimme your geisha! All of it!On your feet soldier!^Behind You!!!!11^EFC MIDEvery night I dream about you <3You Officially >Missed< Me!^CLEAR!Engage at will!!!^INC MIDYou're one ugly mother fu**er!^INC LOW
^Clear The Base!^INC Low - Shoot their face! ^INC Mid - Beat it with a spade!^INC High - Kick BELOW THE BELT!^EFC Low - Rape with a white hot fork! ^EFC Mid - Punch him in the ovaries!^EFC High - Castrate with a wooden spoon!^FFC Low - Hook the Nigga up!^FFC Mid - Go be a meatshield, NOW!^FFC High - Save him from the demons....IN HIS MIND!OH TEH NOES!Son of a bitch!I can't Die!/brutalkillNo!Yes, Sir!I just thought of something funny...your mother.Soy el Rai! NOONE makes me bleed my own blood!You Fool!Your face ran into my bullets....Ow!Get off the Crack Dood......Fire Ze Railgun!But a Flesh Wound!!Dammit! you Died..... Pistol Whipped!^Think Fast!The Rai Has Come, To Save The Day! YeahOh Noes Meh head!Huzzaahhh!!!I am the Rai!Engage at will!!!I think your lying, bitch. You're one dead sexy mother fu**er!Dammit! I Died.....
Stick around!/smoke/tabac/takeoff/pwnHey whats up?^we need reforces^Incomening enemies! (low)^Incomening enemies! (mid)^Incomening enemies! (High)^Get the flag and return home^I saw the fear in their eyes^The victory is close at the hand^On the croshair^Nade, there!So are you good?Return home!Enemie AA, overOKHelp!Sniper!Heavy Machine Gun ahead!Take Cover!I need backup!Follow me!Kiss the ground soldier!On your feet soldier!Come'on!YeahReturn the flag!Hurraaaa!!!I am the law!Engage at will!!!I ain't got time to bleed!You're one ugly mother fu**er!Got it!
What are you gonna do bleed on me?You have been deemed worthy of my attention.Behind every man is a woman.. Behind her is his wife.You have every attribute of a dog except loyalty.Don't be so humble, you're not that great.Have you ever opened your mouth without subtracting from the sum of human intelligence?I feel so miserable without you. It's almost like having you here.Don't hate the playa hate the gameThe worst mistake you made is that you made a mistake.The worst mistake of my enemies... is that they are my enemies.Have no fear, The Poop is here!Son of a bitch!Now your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to me.Ive had a wonderfully challenging game...That was so funny I forgot to laugh.But this wasnt it.When I was in my prime, I used to poont all the time.But now that im old and gray, I only poont every day.OKDONT PANIC!Now go away, before I taunt you a second timeStop trying to hit me, and HIT ME!You just got run over by the Poont Train!You make a lovely corpse.Follow me!If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. Say hello to the sharp end.Come'on!Im gonna have me some fun!Return the flag!Hurraaaa!!!I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.There Ain't no escaping from the law.You're one ugly mother fu**er!I am the law!
Expletive/brutalkill/mercy/secretwhatchamacallitimnotallowdtotellk?/piss/victory>:3I'm the bestOH SHI-So, how about you go.|\ | _ _ |_ _ | \|(_)(_)|_)_> ^EFC MID TARDS^Get the damn flag back!BUTTSECKS?!Wanna ride the roflcopter?!IT'S A TRAP!SUPER DUPERExpletive tauntI NEED SOLDATS INSURENCEHAW HAW! I'S USIN DA INTTRANETES!IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!NOGGIN SHOT!O RLY?PWNZOREDSUMMON LONGCATHAPPY CHRISTMASSTFUCONGRADULATIONS, YOU KILLED ME!So i herd u liek mudkips?^ECF LOW OMG ATTACK LOLOLLY HALO THAR^EFC HIGH OMGOGMOGGMOGM GET HERYA RLY!hi all
Quote^Clear The Base!^INC Low - Shoot their face! ^INC Mid - Beat it with a spade!^INC High - Kick BELOW THE BELT!^EFC Low - Rape with a white hot fork! ^EFC Mid - Punch him in the ovaries!^EFC High - Castrate with a wooden spoon!^FFC Low - Hook the Nigga up!^FFC Mid - Go be a meatshield, NOW!^FFC High - Save him from the demons....IN HIS MIND!OH TEH NOES!Son of a *****!I can't Die!/brutalkillNo!Yes, Sir!I just thought of something funny...your mother.Soy el Rai! NOONE makes me bleed my own blood!You Fool!Your face ran into my bullets....Ow!Get off the Crack Dood......Fire Ze Railgun!But a Flesh Wound!!Dammit! you Died..... Pistol Whipped!^Think Fast!The Rai Has Come, To Save The Day! YeahOh Noes Meh head!Huzzaahhh!!!I am the Rai!Engage at will!!!I think your lying, *****. You're one dead sexy mother fu**er!Dammit! I Died.....
^Clear The Base!^INC Low - Shoot their face! ^INC Mid - Beat it with a spade!^INC High - Kick BELOW THE BELT!^EFC Low - Rape with a white hot fork! ^EFC Mid - Punch him in the ovaries!^EFC High - Castrate with a wooden spoon!^FFC Low - Hook the Nigga up!^FFC Mid - Go be a meatshield, NOW!^FFC High - Save him from the demons....IN HIS MIND!OH TEH NOES!Son of a *****!I can't Die!/brutalkillNo!Yes, Sir!I just thought of something funny...your mother.Soy el Rai! NOONE makes me bleed my own blood!You Fool!Your face ran into my bullets....Ow!Get off the Crack Dood......Fire Ze Railgun!But a Flesh Wound!!Dammit! you Died..... Pistol Whipped!^Think Fast!The Rai Has Come, To Save The Day! YeahOh Noes Meh head!Huzzaahhh!!!I am the Rai!Engage at will!!!I think your lying, *****. You're one dead sexy mother fu**er!Dammit! I Died.....
^Enemy Dispatched^^^|EFC HIGH|^^^|EFC MID|^vv|EFC LOW|vv^^^|FFC HIGH|^^^|FFC MID|^vv|FFC LOW|VV^^^|INC HIGH|^^^|INC MID|^vv|INC LOW|vv^~PROTECT THE BASE~^-|BASE|-^***CAMPER HIGH***^***CAMPER MID***^!!!!ENEMIES IN BASE!!!!^-|EFC|-^-|WEAK|-^-=LOOSE HIGH=-^-=LOOSE LOW=-^***CAMPER LOW***^EFC?^-=LOOSE PIT=-^-=LOOSE MID=-^Negative^CAP IT!!!^|PREPARE TO CAP|^ASSIST FFC NOW!^-|ROOF|-^ROGER THAT^COME WITH MEYes, Sir^TARGET AQUIRED^ENEMY LEAKED
A lag is fine too.Who's a man and a half?I'm a man and a half!Berserker packin' man and a half!There's nothing wrong with you I can't fix...with my hands!DYNAMITE!I'm cooking with gas!I've gotta handful of vertebrae and a handful of mad!Yeah that's your spinal cord.^EFC MidIn Soviet Russia, law is you!^Loose low^Loose Mid^Loose High^FFC Mid^Clear^Prepare to capHEAVEN OR HELLSPARTAAAAAAAAAAALETS ROCKYour ass is grass, and I am the lawnmower!NO USon of a submariner!:VSuddenly, grenades! Thousands of them!^EFC Up^FFC High^Inc MidTONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL^FFC low^Inc Up^Inc low^Base is hot^EFC Low
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^Stay in the base with the flag!^Friendly capture top - Help him!^Friendly capture mid - Help him!^Friendly capture low - Help him!^Enemy capture top - Kill him!^Enemy capture mid - Kill him!^Enemy capture low - Kill him! ^Enemies incoming high!^Enemies incoming middle!^Enemies incoming low!^Loose flag top - get it!^Loose flag mid - get it!^Loose flag low - get it!^Flag returned - Cap time!^Enemies in base - FFC stay back!^FFC is clear - Guard the base!^Clear the base!^Ignore last messageI am the LAW!YeahNahLaying down the LAW!^with desert eagles^with auto^with shotgun^with ruger^with m79^with barret^with knife^with chainsaw^x1^x2^x3^x4^Full HP^Low HP
Quote from: jrgp on September 30, 2010, 03:36:50 pmOnly anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.so clearly jgrp is a goddamn anime connoisseur. his opinion might as well be law here.
Only anime shows I've felt any interest in over the years are Pokemon (original TV series) and various hentai.
Best Admin: jrgp, he's like the forum mom and a pet dog rolled into one.
^Where is the EFC/FFC?/piss^<<Incoming MIDDLE>>^\/ Incoming LOW \/Holy Shit.Not Beautiful.Oh Snap!I told you...^Clear the base, FFC coming to cap!^Base Hot!^FFC coming HIGH! Help him!If you can't defend your flag from being capped in a ctf^FREE FLAG >LOW<^FFC coming LOW! Help Him!^EFC Escaping LOWYes, Sir!I'll be back!Get the flag!^SNIPER ALERT! Stay down and move fast!^I want snipers at the line!^Spray them with autos!^LAW them out of there!(quote from Chakra on Leo's forums)You are the noob, and not the one who capped it.^MACHINE GUN SPRAY, stay on the ground!^EFC Escaping HIGH^EFC Escaping HIGH^FFC Coming MIDDLE! Help him!^FFC coming MIDDLEReturn the flag!Hurraaaa!!!^EFC Escaping MIDDLE!^LOW HEALTH!^FREE FLAG >MIDDLE<^Base Hot!