What have you seen?

[Blue-ninja]

We are on the topic of bots and their stupidity. Have you seen them do strange, funny, or completely stupid things?

For one: I was fighting some bots at the highest point of the map called Shau, and the Console shows that Dangerous Dave had killed himself. (We were playing with only M79s.) And lo and behold, bleeding body parts come FLYING up in the air, all the way from the bottom next to the highest point. o_O;; I, for one, said that was impossible: How could a bot blow himself up that high?

Post demos, pictures, and/or stories here. We'd like to hear about it.

[KingOfPing]

Lol, I'm pretty sure some of you guys have seen this before:
Map is airpirates, near flamer spawn, a bot comes to go to higher ledge, he jumps.....
and falls down to his death. I always laugh at this. Bots have much mental retardation, lol.

[NinjaGimp369]

I was playing with bots, boogie men vs boogie me (and me) on ctf_cheronybl. I capped the flag, killing a few boogie men along the way and started to run back, when I saw a whole heap of boogie men in the ditch trying to kill one boogie man on my team. The were 12 alpha boogie men fighting one bravo boogie man and they all had their chainsaws pointed down and were all bunched up in a tiny group.

So i went down there with minimi and pulled off a multi kill x2 before i reloaded. Suprised that the boogie men didnt turn to fight me, i waited for the reload and killed the rest of them with my newly reloaded minimi and nades. I put my crosshair over my bravo team boogie man and it read 100%. I just lolled and went to receive my deserved points.

[waynechriss]

When I played against bots, they would always shoot in the air when I'm on the ground. No matter how difficult the settings are put.