Author Topic: Famous last words... (Read 4320 times)

Zegovia · « **on:** March 21, 2007, 06:52:56 am »

Since most of the fun of soldat come from the funny comments people give each other in order to keep the match exciting/funny....Â

So evryone, Please post some of the funniest and/or original things youve said when youve gotten killed in soldat..Â

Some of mine are:

"Just what i needed, a law rocket up my arse!"
(After i got accidently tk'ed by a lawing teamamte..)

"I can see my house from here!"
(got headshotted by a barret, and my head flew all the way back to my base)

"Doctor i think my spleen is ruptured!"
(I ran cleanly into a spas-user, got a handfull of buckshot in my belly.)

"Note to self: dont bring a chaisaw against a m79'er"
(self explanatory)

Have fun... ^^

Avis · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2007, 11:34:51 am »

Quote from: Zegovia on March 21, 2007, 06:52:56 am

"I can see my house from here!"
(got headshotted by a barret, and my head flew all the way back to my base)

That was awesome xD

waynechriss · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2007, 12:23:36 pm »

Well...this isn't humerous, but I say it was pwnage.

This guy was chasing me down to my flag, yelling stuff at me. He said he'll kill me and get my flag. I say "yeah right"...then he shot me.

He took my flag, he starting saying slurs at me saying I'll never catch up. I took a shortcut around him. He had my flag, and I jumped right in front of his face. I shot my Ak and splattered his body parts all over the ground. If he were to score, his team would tie us. He called me a mother f---, and I responded to him:

"yeah...what now huh?"

And the match ended right after I said it.

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2007, 03:36:58 pm »

Some guy shot me right between the legs with a barret, My Dying response:

YOO BROKEDED MY BABYMAEKR11

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2007, 03:49:11 pm »

This guy was using an m79.
piece of cake, right?
he lobbed one at me, and I jumped. The m79 exploded under me, pushed me up and caused minimal damage.
I shouted, "Missed me"-
Turns out, he had secondaried a ruger, and he took it out, ready-aim-fire.

xtishereb · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2007, 04:00:10 pm »

"Why are publics always filled with M79s and Barretts?"
Sure to start an enthusiastic (immature) discussion.
"There is no way you can TK on a server with FF off."
This was on Leo's INF before FF was on, some asshat was M79ing his teammates into the ground, making them die from "fall damage".

Man, I really need to start spewing post-mortem one-liners more often.

Dizzy So 1337 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2007, 09:31:20 pm »

My favorite comeback to n00b complaints is "I'm sorry, come again?Â I don't speak *****'

EDIT. Oh... well, the missing word is also a descriptor for a female dog. Kids, go ask your parents for help with this one if necessary.

Zegovia · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2007, 06:02:17 am »

Okay lemme see... i got some more...

"The lag is with this one"[/i]

(I say this quite often during RS matches when people just wont respond to my ruger...)

And another time on another RS match, I saw the corpse of a fallen enemy
"My dont you look delicious!" i said, pulled out my knife and started to dine!! I got killed and i respondedÂ "Dont disturb me when im eating!!".....

Counter-Stiker · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2007, 06:30:02 am »

Mine's ''OH CRAP'' or ''Holy crap lords...'' ''Oh
my *****'' or ''WTF! look at me im flying!''

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2007, 06:41:29 am »

I just remembered one.

I was playing DB with a bunch of people. one of them was "The Pope".
I headshotted one person and said, "go to hell!"
The pope struck me down and said, "Thaqt can be arranged."

phox · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:43:06 pm »

Just played a little rs with my good bot Blain.

Since I'm used to non-rs battles, I took weapon number 9, that uzi-like thingy.
Well, I had just killed Blain with the uzi-like thing and he respawned right where he had been killed.
Lucky me.
He said, "Payback time!", looking evil.
Then I killed him.
Yay, for me!
^.^

Kumagoro · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2007, 03:25:16 pm »

Its an FN Minimi, probably the best auto in Soldat

phox · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2007, 04:43:14 pm »

No doubt there.

chainsoar · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:39:53 pm »

Note to self : Press Q harder, barrett is not for throwing...

Sytrus · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:44:28 am »

Once I got shot with a barrett and my head flew off, so i was laying there saying

"Could anyone put this back on?"

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2007, 02:00:00 am »

I played on a trenchwar map with some bots. I hid in one of the trenches, waiting and praying for the bots to pass over it without seeing me. Poncho saw me, turned and went in this trench of mine. We were using M79. I shot him at almost point-blank range. After the blast, I was almost dead, and thought the bot was dead. But nooooo....he was stuck in the ground. Bobbing his head up and down stupidly as he reloaded his M79, he missed, but hit the low ceiling above us and killed the both of us. On dying he said, "Take a look at that!" It was pretty much something to look at, anyway.

-Skykanden- · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:25:41 am »

Or also can be: ''Take that one'' ? (hehe thats my fav)

phox · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:36:06 am »

Just got back from a Capture The Flag game.
I was running to the red flag and there's like nobody there, so I run right at it.
So, I get the flag and start flying away, as quickly as I could and like one and
a half second later BANG! 4 or 5 reds respawn and shoot me. Then I respawned
back in the blue base and said, "Damn respawners."

It was funnier when it actually happened.

I probably write boringly.

Zegovia · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:47:15 am »

Quote from: chainsoar on March 23, 2007, 05:39:53 pm

Note to self : Press Q harder, barrett is not for throwing...

Good one..

-Skykanden- · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:50:35 am »

Quote from: Zegovia on March 24, 2007, 10:47:15 am

Quote from: chainsoar on March 23, 2007, 05:39:53 pm
Note to self : Press Q harder, barrett is not for throwing...

Good one..

hheheheh yep im agree with Zegovia

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Author Topic: Famous last words... (Read 4320 times)