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Do nothing.
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Mostly kill him.
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Piss on him.
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Offline iDante

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What do you do with afk's?
« on: March 25, 2007, 01:28:34 am »
Well, what do you do when a respected person just goes afk? Lets say...

You are having a great game with a person who is really good. He is beating you 14-10 and you are in the middle of a huge firefight. He is using a berrett and you have your trusted AK-74. While midair and pointing his gun at you, he suddenly stops jets and floats to the ground. You land behind a poly and watch as he stands there, unmoving. After 10 seconds you ask, "y halo thar buttsecks?" but there is no responce... he is AFK.

What do you do now?

Here is what I'd do, because he has a berrett and can pop on and kill you any minute I would put 5 bullets (one below kill)  into him while remaining behind him, and then leave and stock up on nades and scmuck. When he comes back he can go heal (if he gets to the health fast enough) and we keep fighting.

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2007, 02:02:39 am »
The guy cant just go AFK in a fight...?
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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2007, 02:04:37 am »
I piss on them, /pwn them, then I kill them as cruelful as possible and THEN I votekick them if it's TW or R/S

Offline The Red Guy

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2007, 02:41:15 am »
I'll just get as much free kills as possible.

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2007, 03:10:26 am »
If the player is actually good, and has given me a run for my money, I'll stand there and wait for him to return. I'm not into that whole, "Lie, cheat, steal" kind of stuff. So he's AFK. Be a man, do the right thing.
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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2007, 03:39:18 am »
If the player is actually good, and has given me a run for my money, I'll stand there and wait for him to return. I'm not into that whole, "Lie, cheat, steal" kind of stuff. So he's AFK. Be a man, do the right thing.

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2007, 05:08:01 am »
i'm a pirate, i'm the fucking definition of lie cheat steal

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2007, 05:56:43 am »
I rareley notice that they are afk, im just to busy emptying my AK.... :P

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2007, 08:47:45 am »
I rareley notice that they are afk, im just to busy emptying my AK.... :P
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Same here, really, 'cept for the AK part. Also, I don't ever let it piss me off. Usually there's only like one afk at a time, so it makes little difference. The only times I actually act on it and try to kick'em is if the server's full and  know it's an attractive one. People should'nt be occupying tickets then.
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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2007, 11:26:47 am »
I knife them, after everyone else is dead. I only play R/S, so I don't have much of a choice.

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2007, 11:46:21 am »
I usually kill them, but if I'm really kool with them-I'll spare their life =]

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2007, 12:29:19 pm »
I fist the gun out of their hands, then hit my taunt for "DISARM YOUR WEAPONS AT ONCE." Since fisting does damage, I guess I'm mostly killing them. Then I wait for them to come back and kill them. If they take a while, I take a leak or two on 'em.
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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2007, 12:31:11 pm »
Well i humiliate them with Saw.
Just love that weapon for afkers

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2007, 12:35:40 pm »
I don't quite see how that's humiliating them.. Seing as they're afk they prolly won't realise your slaughter anyhow...
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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2007, 12:58:12 pm »
Piss on them, dissarm them, KILL EM'!!! Mwahahaha!!
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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2007, 08:04:21 pm »
Disarm them and flee.

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2007, 09:49:17 am »
I usually lie, cheat, steal.


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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2007, 02:21:10 pm »
Yeah, disarm and take there gun, to leave a shitty one back is pretty funny.

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2007, 04:02:51 pm »
i usually kill only threats.. afk's gets theyre chance from me..

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Re: What do you do with afk's?
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2007, 04:19:44 pm »
Ooh, good question!

/piss all the way.

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