I'm New/Leaving/Back - thread for all

[jrgp]

Sup. Went to jail for seven months -- who would have guessed.

What did you do?

[nosejj]

Sup. Went to jail for seven months -- who would have guessed.

What did you do?

Aimbot...

[jrgp]

Sup. Went to jail for seven months -- who would have guessed.

What did you do?

Aimbot...

Seriously though.

Based on blacksheepboy's previous posts, I'd guess sexual assult or (cyber) stalking.

[machina]

I'd guess sexual assult or (cyber) stalking.

Wait! Stalking is illegal?

[jrgp]

I'd guess sexual assult or (cyber) stalking.

Wait! Stalking is illegal?

Yes..

[100% not blacksheepboy]

On Soldat Forums - probably several people at least.

It was a rhetorical question.

Aimbot, most definitely.

Yeah, sexual assault would have seemed likely. Actually, I came close to getting my virginity taken by a whore, not that it's illegal, but it may have justified my search for sexual... bullshit.

Nah, I just broke a window out of some inane rage. It was almost considered a felony though, which would have sucked. Was taken down to a misdemeanor. Gonna get it taken off my record though in the end, so yay I guess.

[jrgp]

Nah, I just broke a window out of some inane rage. It was almost considered a felony though, which would have sucked. Was taken down to a misdemeanor. Gonna get it taken off my record though in the end, so yay I guess.

Where was this window? Your house or somewhere public?

[ds dude]

How do you go to jail for seven months for breaking a window

[machina]

How do you go to jail for seven months for breaking a window

I was wondering recently where did that guy with an anime girl gif as an avatar disappeared

[peemonkey]

Every once in a while I try to remember why I spent so much time here.

[Illuminatus]

Yup, me too. I still play Soldat every like two-three months, mostly when I come back from some party being drunk. Seems like me being drunk means me being nostalgic.

[Foln]

Yup, me too. I still play Soldat every like two-three months, mostly when I come back from some party being drunk. Seems like me being drunk means me being nostalgic.

Well, I'm sure everyone knows that feeling of nostalgia when being drunk. However, I never got the idea to try out some Soldat rounds when I experience that. I'm definitely gonna try that some time.

[Savage]

I just uninstalled Soldat. See you next time in better future of this game.

Goodbye

[jrgp]

Yup, me too. I still play Soldat every like two-three months, mostly when I come back from some party being drunk. Seems like me being drunk means me being nostalgic.

I play probably less often than that, as I don't have a windows computer. I love these forums though and have considered them to be my "home" since 2005 so I'm always going to keep coming back. (I also host them so that helps too)

[Savage]

Ok, I'm back. 1,5 of a month is long enough

[paintZoom]

yo
painta here
im leavin the servers
was cool and bizarre  nice adventures and shitz
have ggs everyone who faced my colors'

[Shard]

Hi, i'm back to lurk since I saw about the Steam release finally coming up.

[GymPolice]

That moment when you log in after 2 years and nothing really happened since you left. No news on old maps being replaced by decent remakes, Akinaro still disguises his toxic nature as something remotely useful to the community, and Dominik is still allowed on the forum. Welps, guess I made the right decision back then to deactivate my old account.

See you all in 2020.

*flies away into the distance*

[100% not captain ben]

whatever happened to camping carl, the geologist, chakra and vitjchidoodah? those cunts were funny

[jrgp]

whatever happened to camping carl, the geologist, chakra and vitjchidoodah? those cunts were funny

They're unfortunately gone