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Offline Vltava

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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2006, 10:18:51 pm »
It would suck if your girlfriend had gymnophobia.

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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2006, 10:42:10 pm »
Then why would she have a boyfriend in the first place?!

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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2006, 10:52:50 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE

Wrong.. funny phobia is this! :P


ROFL! The dramatic music they play...It almost looks like shes faking it...
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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2006, 11:18:15 pm »
I feel sorry for hydrophobics...

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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2006, 12:22:17 am »
That first one I found inspired me,  enjoy the list.

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (My personal favorite)
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2006, 01:39:35 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE

Wrong.. funny phobia is this! :P


ROFL! The dramatic music they play...It almost looks like shes faking it...

She is.

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Offline UGK

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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2006, 02:38:44 am »
That first one I found inspired me,  enjoy the list.


Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth-what the hell

Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.-just lol

Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes.-My personal Favorite
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.- Wth?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (My personal favorite)-Ok I guess
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.-Rofl
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.-roflmao
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.-rofl
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.-lol
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people. -Lol

<n00bface> i like big droopy fittas

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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2006, 10:16:15 am »
Seriously, what would you do if you had Medomalacuphobia?  Youd lose it eventually and then what would happen?

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Re: Funny Phobia
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2006, 11:02:17 am »
yeah i mean, how many bad magazines can you fit under a bed?
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