Random thoughts

[Blue-ninja]

This is a thread where people post thoughts that appear randomly in their minds. The random thoughts has to be either funny, or good, serious thoughts. No crap, and Captain Ben, no yelling "4chan!" you look like an idiot. And no flaming on this topic. Although this might seem like it will never end, it also seems the Links dump and amusing stuff list will never end either, at least.

Here's some:

a pear is a failed apple.

most of the time people feel ok. probly it's because at that moment there not dying.

santa is satan spelled inside out.

prefix has no suffix' but suffix has a prefix.

if a really stupid person becomes senile how can you tell?

you don't meet any japenese guys named biff.

think clown vomit.

tommarro is very much like today, except its not here yet.

life is a near-death experiance.

does god get bored?

If it ain't broke, break it

 

[Lord Frunkamunch]

How did humans start drinking milk? I mean, did some guy just look at a cow and say, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these thing when I squeeze 'em."?


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No, not an original random thought. A cookie to whoever knows who actually said that.

[n0b-]

I ain't got time to bleed!

[PANZERCATWAGON]

How did humans start drinking milk? I mean, did some guy just look at a cow and say, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these thing when I squeeze 'em."?


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No, not an original random thought. A cookie to whoever knows who actually said that.

Dunno who said that, but it reminded me of my favourite scenes from Family Guy:

"Finally, I'm like one of those guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning, like a dairy cow.



OHHHHH. OHHHHHHHHH. OOOOHHH YESSSS. YEEEEEESSSSSS. OOOOOOOOHWWW."

[Fluffy]

If the universe was created from the Big Bang, where the hell did Big Bang come? Do I think or even exist; I think, therefore exist, blah blah, it can't be proven, do others think, blah blah. Are brains something higher in level or just over-complicated, one-in-a-million thing nature created? If there's no afterlife, then what's the reason to live? Logically thinking, the entire universe will be squeezed into a single point because of the gravitation effect in the very end, but what will happen after that? Will another Big Bang happen, over and over again? Then I've already posted this message an unlimited amount of times, because if something has an unlimited amount of chances of happening, then it will eventually happen. Is it all really this useless and futile?

[Smegma]

How did humans start drinking milk? I mean, did some guy just look at a cow and say, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these thing when I squeeze 'em."?


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No, not an original random thought. A cookie to whoever knows who actually said that.

Seinfeld? Or am I mistaken with his glue joke?

[Dascoo]

I have come to the conclusion that Blue ninja repediatly visits /d/ and /cm/ boards. He just says he hates 4chan so much so we "think" he doesn't visit it. Silly ninja, pirates are superior.

[Graham]

How did humans start drinking milk? I mean, did some guy just look at a cow and say, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these thing when I squeeze 'em."?


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No, not an original random thought. A cookie to whoever knows who actually said that.

Seinfeld? Or am I mistaken with his glue joke?

Yeah I think thats a very "Seinfeld" joke

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Silly ninja, pirates are superior.

Damn straight.

P.S. Nazis are better than both of you.

[Graham]

Silly ninja, pirates are superior.

Damn straight.

Please do not start this debate again

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Silly ninja, pirates are superior.

Damn straight.

Please do not start this debate again

Haha, how long was that topic? 20 pages?

Was there ever a winner? I can't remember. I think we need to start another one, but include Nazis for ... *Ahem* anyone that wants them in.

[Dascoo]

Pirates by one vote.

[Blue-ninja]

Dascoo: No, I don't like 4chan, really. I feel like I've been personally insulted when people say I must visit 4chan. What's wrong with pretty anime girls that do not go over the hentai border? High-def pictures are neat. But babes in high-def is even neater.

[AlphaVergo]

Panzer natzis cant pwn anyone, they lack coolness and Natzis are really just people who belive the philisophy not soliders, but Ninjas pwn all. As pirates are too stupid and lack true combat skillz.

"Are random thoughts gods way of telling us to get back to work?"

[Dascoo]

Dascoo: No, I don't like 4chan, really. I feel like I've been personally insulted when people say I must visit 4chan. What's wrong with pretty anime girls that do not go over the hentai border? High-def pictures are neat. But babes in high-def is even neater.

You say that as if 4chan just has hentai on it.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Panzer natzis cant pwn anyone, they lack coolness and Natzis are really just people who belive the philisophy not soliders, but Ninjas pwn all. As pirates are too stupid and lack true combat skillz.

"Are random thoughts gods way of telling us to get back to work?"

Nazis fucking own ninjas, fuck everyone knows that, they are made of titanium for crying out loud. The only reason they lost World War II was because Chuck Norris got involved.

[Dascoo]

Vikings > Nazis > Pirates > Gundam > other things > Snitches > Ninjas > Furries

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Vikings > Nazis > Pirates > Gundam > other things > Snitches > Ninjas > Furries

Hmm I guess, but only if the vikings are something like Thor or Sweyn Forkbeard cause then the godly power of warhammer splits the nazi titanium in two. But if it's one of those shitty fake vikings like Gimli or Captain Caveman then the Nazis just use their mind control and send them to POW camps.

[Blue-ninja]

Dascoo: No, I don't like 4chan, really. I feel like I've been personally insulted when people say I must visit 4chan. What's wrong with pretty anime girls that do not go over the hentai border? High-def pictures are neat. But babes in high-def is even neater.

You say that as if 4chan just has hentai on it.

That's excactly my problem, but since that you mentioned it, it's your headache, and if you make a comment on this, you know whose house is getting blown up.

[Keron Cyst]

How did humans start drinking milk? I mean, did some guy just look at a cow and say, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these thing when I squeeze 'em."?


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No, not an original random thought. A cookie to whoever knows who actually said that.

Hahaha. That's from Calvin to Hobbes in the comic by Bill Watterson.