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Offline AmundRe

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Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« on: April 05, 2007, 02:53:22 pm »
I was playing against the computer on the hardest difficulty setting and I had the Spas-12 and the LAW, Sgt. Mac fired an M79 round at me and I jumped up and it missed so I shot him point blank with the Spas and just as taht happened Blain came out of nowhere wiht the minigun and made me a greasy spot on the wall. All this happened within about 2 seconds.
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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 03:01:35 pm »
with the bow, normal public server.
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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 05:07:06 pm »
Was about to have double-kill because there were 2 people with red health, suddenly a camper shot me as I was about to make my double-kill.

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 03:54:12 pm »
Over the past 3 days I have played soldat (new ftw!)I had only 1 most painful pwned moment

I was in ctf equinex( spell check) and I was in tunnel with Mp5 and LAW
I was in public server and totally forgot that their will be snipers in the tunnels
So i get my Rambo on, and bust in the tunnels with my weapons
I immediately saw my teamate in front of me killed so i crouch down and take out my law
and then along comes some blue dude trying to drop daises(nades) on me
I immediately shot the flower girl and switched out to mp trusty mp5 then came a person with a m79 trying to kill me so i kill him boom double kill! i saw another m79 come around the corner I was about to blast him to get my first triple kill when along comes the enemy holding our flag and he shootes me with his m79
sucks right?

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007, 11:15:24 pm »
Probably when someone got INCREDIBLY lucky and I somehow ran into a stray combat knife...it was a one in a million chance, but i felt pretty dumb
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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2007, 03:34:46 am »
I was busy throughout a match where I was putting rounds in the opposing teammates' heads. They had killed off most of my teammates but I noticed the lot of them were bloody. There were maybe three, I think one left back to home base. I backflipped off my pirch and was ready to off them in a single shot, just as I heard the shot from a LAW ready itself. I was able to kill one but then I saw the missle slowly emitting towards me, I tried all I could in my power to avoid it, a few backflips and some rolling but to no avail. The missle hit me square in the back mid roll and I was blown across the map.

Haha.. yeah.
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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2007, 05:52:08 am »
Wow, thats a slow law.

Today in kampf, I was on alpha, and was running through the middle low route. We were on the front foot all the time so me and about 4 of my teammates just rushed in while our flag carrier tried to escape past us. We were faced with EVERY SINGLE one of the bravos hovering up above us. They all simultaneously fired at us, and we just got our guts blown across their base.

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2007, 11:13:36 am »
Ive had some rTarded moments. One, i was trying to kill some dude, but he kept knifing me. The problem was, i kept using the m79, so everytime i spawned he just straight out killed me before i could load my weapon. that happened about 6 times in a row. I felt so noobish. then, not too long ago, i was in a deathmatch and i got hit in the back with an m79, and i got shot across the map, and i hit a edged wall > (looks like that) and i just split into pieces. it was really cool.

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 12:28:58 pm »
Ran into my own knife while carrying the flag.

I had just enough time to take the steyr I had wanted.

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007, 01:07:18 pm »
Did a knife suicide. It was on a map called  ctf_Lanubya, and I threw the knife up through the bridge in a failed attempt to catch my enmey from above. It sailed right over his head and arced back down at me as I ran by, hoping to 'catch' the knife. Hit me square on the head.

What's painful about that is that I did it in plain sight of Mr. Domino. -_-

Offline Monkeyspank

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2007, 09:09:20 pm »
I throwed a grenade at a guy and I saw it explode, but the server did not and I walked on my invisible grenade :P

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2007, 03:49:24 am »
i was playing on public death match server and i was hit with a law and an m79 at the same time... i didnt look to good as a red stain on the floor :(

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2007, 03:55:07 am »
lol, i had afunny one:

in [eC] Trenchwars, i was satying in a bunker with the law, and spraying, i arrived to the triple kill but spraying, and that was in TW_Chermical :P

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2007, 01:05:26 pm »
You may wanna try blind-sniping on tw_Paperwar

I got a triple kill with one shot there, got my LAW out and killed one more, getting me a Multi. Good times.

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2007, 06:38:34 pm »
My friend and I were playing some zombie survival on Blox, with the deadly ceilings and all.  We were near the top in the air, and he shot a zombie that was straight below him with an M79.  He of course shot upward, straight into the killer ceiling.  It was the funniest bloody shower EVAH.  Amidst all the parts is a falling S-word.  I lol'd, and killed some more zombies.
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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2007, 06:24:14 am »
playing a zombie match by myself on R/S mode. I found a patch of about 10 zombies so I nade spammed em and sprayed the hell out of em with my steyr. I then turned around to see a sea of zombies. Oh how the heads flew. Thinking that I had killed all of them I set off to find the rest and stepped on one of those evil zombies that prone in amongst their dead zombie brethren.
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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2007, 04:44:05 pm »
-I was killed by the same guy online three times in a row. I was having a bad day.

-I accidently exploded myself when my team member came too close to me when I tried throwing it at an enemy. Happened myriad of times.

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2007, 10:53:46 pm »
I was camping on Laos, on the ground near the flag because I was the last one left with 5% health, right? Little did I know some guy had corpse camped behind me, and was pissing on my head before he fisted me to death -_-

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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2007, 07:07:26 am »
I was flying through the air with almost no health left, two guys shooting at me (Sif aim for me -_-) and my AK was reloading to I take out my knife and threw it at the first guys head. Then the coolest bug kicked in and saved my life:

Bug: When a thrown knife hits a Soldat, a second knife often appears and continues on the same trajectory as if it hadn't hit the Soldat.  This ends up with two knives appearing to lie on the ground, although only the first knife can be picked up.

So, it hit the first guy on the head, sending it flying and the knife continued to kill the other guy who was running along the ground and shooting me. Instant double kill with the one knife and I lived on to tell the story. :P
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Re: Most Painful pw0n3d moment
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2007, 07:11:42 am »
Blown with a M79 and flew right across the areana into some spikeish walls ;D

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