Cooking.

[peemonkey]

Who here cooks? Lately I've been teaching myself to cook, and so far, I've got what I want down.
Steak.
I cook the stuff on average of 4 times a week. The rest of the time, it's rice, pizza, or leftover steak. Cows where put on this earth to be put into me.
Potatoes.
I call them "subterrainian cows", because they're versitile as hell. Always accents beef.
Corn.
My food eats it, why shouldn't I? It gets cartain nutrients into my alittle faster. Butter absolutely ruins it.
Artichokes.
Pretty damned good, only get them about 3 times a month, only when they're in season and big as a cantalope. Yum.
Asparagas.
Who's afraid of alittle green, rank-smelling urine every once in a while? The stuff isn't that bad, either.
Rice.
Can't eat good tasting, non-cheap food all the time, can you? Cheap as hell, and pretty versitile.

Bull's Eye Barbicue sauce.
All flavors are great, goes good on cow, as well as potatoes. Try it, it's awsome.

Tamazula Hot Sauce.
Rice alittle bland? Potatoes lack luster? Make those taste extra special with that good old tasty hot gold.

Everything I cook is on the barbicue, except for rice. That's right, I broil artichokes, what about it?


If you cook, tell me what you cook. If you like certain foods helllla, post it. I'm interested to know if there's any other people who are going to die of colon cancer at age 30 because their poo smells like steak at age 20

[Nightcrawler]

I DO FOOD AND TECHNOLOGY AT SCHOOL! WOOT! Lol i do physics and chemistry and spec. maths and all that, so i wanted to do something easy, and what better way than with cooking??? YOU GET TO EAT WHAT YOU MAKE!

[n00bface]

Yeah, my dad was a steak cook for about 10 years at a popular steak restaurant in Minnesota, so I've learned from him!

And of course I can cook baked potatoes too.

And lots of things..chicken, rice..and..other meats.  well that's all.

[Graham]

I cook a little, I can fry like no ones business, its the southern blood and over 2 years fast food experience

[bja888]

I like my wok.
I make several different stir frys. I'm starting to get into baking foods a little more. Just recently I got a deep fryer, made egg rolls and onion rings

[kingkitty]

I can cook tv dinners. And frozen pizzas. And thats it.

I mean if you call taking food out of a bag and put it into an oven cooking :X

[Sgt.Colwell]

LMFAO ME TO! I CAN COOK THAT TO except add ramon noodles -.-

[Captain Ben]

I can do roasts, coplete with vegetables...Pasta... Spaghetti, pasta carbonara... Barbeque stuff, ie. STEAK, sausages seafood (calamari) and I like most vegetables with the exception of eggplant and brussel sprouts.

btw, since I am a real man, I do stirfries on the barbeque!

[Plonkoon]

I dont really cook a lot,  But I am a master ravioli chef.   

[Nightcrawler]

lmao I forgot to mention i work in a Fish and Chip shop, so i know how to fry food 

[Milkman Dan]

I eat out of cans mostly. I don't like to heat food, but when I do it normally goes wrong.

Instead of wasting time learning to cook, I'm saving up for a Russian bride to do all that for me. And maybe I'll get a Thai bride too if I'm in the mood for some exotic cuisine

[m00`]

I KNOW HOW TO COOK FRIED CHIPS

[n00bface]

I eat out of cans mostly. I don't like to heat food, but when I do it normally goes wrong.

Instead of wasting time learning to cook, I'm saving up for a Russian bride to do all that for me. And maybe I'll get a Thai bride too if I'm in the mood for some exotic cuisine

Is Russian food not exotic enough for you

[frogboy]

Somehow, I don't think he means that kind of cuisine.

I can cook if there's instructions on the box.

[Krillious]

I can cook pot noodles <.<

[bja888]

btw, since I am a real man, I do stirfries on the barbeque!

I don't like gas powered appliances.... they explode.

[frogboy]

Electrically cooked food tastes fake.

[bja888]

Wood

[Liber Lupus]

I don't eat much when I'm alone at home. I just don't feel like wasting time to eating or making it.

[UGK]

Scrambled Eggs...