Weird teachers....

[Dascoo]

Let's discuss the weird teachers we've met

Today there was a supply teacher in my auto class, and I fucking swear she sounded like Jennifer Lopez (Cartman's hand)....She had tons of makeup on, her lips were unnaturally huge probably because she had plastic surgery, and she had this bright yellow jacket on. The Sound file I was going to upload but it's a .wav file and I don't know where to upload it has her voice on it, but you can faintly here it because the person I gave it to has no skillz at recording.

Also, post russian girls.

[SadistAtHeart]

Also, post russian girls.

done

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[mxyzptlk]

There is this old asian sub that I swear was coming onto my friend.
She said to him things like "What you doing after school?"

Now that he moved, she asked me where he went. When I told her, she said, "Ahh, St. Alban, very nice place. Used to live there."

She has a VERY thick accent.

[Graham]

I went to a private school for my high school years so I had bascially the same teachers the whole time... sweet set up really.  One of my teachers was columbian I believe, she would get really emotional sometimes... was  weird, but she is such a nice person, we still talk   Another that only taught for 2 years was from up north and just all around cool, she told us a story in which she turned down Will Smith for a date and said she used to joke about his ears with him Again I still talk to this teacher.  One of my favorite teachers was my english/literature teacher she was just funny and always had a cool story to tell.

[Smegma]

Let's discuss the weird teachers we've met

Today there was a supply teacher in my auto class, and I ****ing swear she sounded like Jennifer Lopez (Cartman's hand)....She had tons of makeup on, her lips were unnaturally huge probably because she had plastic surgery, and she had this bright yellow jacket on. The Sound file I was going to upload but it's a .wav file and I don't know where to upload it has her voice on it, but you can faintly here it because the person I gave it to has no skillz at recording.

Also, post russian girls.

Did you hit that?

[Dascoo]

Let's discuss the weird teachers we've met

Today there was a supply teacher in my auto class, and I ****ing swear she sounded like Jennifer Lopez (Cartman's hand)....She had tons of makeup on, her lips were unnaturally huge probably because she had plastic surgery, and she had this bright yellow jacket on. The Sound file I was going to upload but it's a .wav file and I don't know where to upload it has her voice on it, but you can faintly here it because the person I gave it to has no skillz at recording.

Also, post russian girls.

Did you hit that?

Would you hit that?

[Blue-ninja]

Let's discuss the weird teachers we've met

Today there was a supply teacher in my auto class, and I ****ing swear she sounded like Jennifer Lopez (Cartman's hand)....She had tons of makeup on, her lips were unnaturally huge probably because she had plastic surgery, and she had this bright yellow jacket on. The Sound file I was going to upload but it's a .wav file and I don't know where to upload it has her voice on it, but you can faintly here it because the person I gave it to has no skillz at recording.

Also, post russian girls.

Did you hit that?

Would you hit that?

He never would hit that.

ON TOPIC: All of the teachers in my school is weird.

[Eagles_Arrows]

I've had some teachers with strange personalities myself.  Allow me to list them (last name only).

1.  Nettles - 9th - Lucky for me, she was my physical science teacher for my freshmen year.  She was absolutely hilarious when I had her.  She would yell and refer to some of her students as retards at times.  Also had buck teeth and looked really manly.  We didn't make fun of her for that, however; that's how cool she was.  I also remember that she wanted to go to medical school and quit smoking a couple years ago.

2.  McCormick - 7th - He was a white man who'd speak like a black person.  Not being racist or anything, but all of my black classmates would snicker at him everytime he spoke.  He had a huge bald spot, too.  He was having an off day one time and said, "My hair is on fire," which suggested that he was really enraged about something.  But one kid in my class interpreted it another way and replied, "I bet that explains your bald spot!"  Everyone bursted in tears laughing, but the class immediately became silent, with which the teacher said, "I will BEAT the HELL out of whoever said that."  He never found that kid, though.

3.  Blakely - 8th - He was bald, fat, and had an obsession for Barbie.  He also seemed homosexual due to his lisp (not being homophobic).  One of our projects was called the Barbie Bungee Jump, where we had to measure the height of the school building and determine how many rubber bands (of the same size) were required to allow a Barbie doll to fall the most distance from the top of the building without crashing to the ground.

4.  Gray - 9th - Ms. Gray was a substitute teacher of relatively old age who I had back in my freshmen year for Honors Global Studies I.  The original teacher went through gastric bypass surgery at the very beginning of school and it took him two and a half months to recover.  During those two and a half months, Gray took over.  We were completely ignorant of what to do for class.  She never gave us a single assignment.  Instead, she would tell us stories of her past, and some really bizarre ones at that.  One story of hers, if I may recall, talked about a swarm of bees which stung her brother in various places.  "Those bumps on his skin grew to a size as large as my mother's nipples!"  She was so great back then.

5. Jones - 7th - The creepiest teacher I've had, ever.  She would smile all the time, even when she threatens to send a student to the principal's office.  The wrinkles on her faces and her yellowish teeth made it all the more creepier for me.

[Blue-ninja]

Blakely - 8th - He was bald, fat, and had an obsession for Barbie.  He also seemed homosexual (not being homophobic).  One of our projects was called the Barbie Bungee Jump, where we had to measure the height of the school building and determine how many rubber bands (of the same size) were required to allow a Barbie doll to fall the most distance from the top of the building without crashing to the ground.

Winner.

[Smegma]

I most certainly WOULD hit that. What's wrong with you!?

[Graham]

Oh I just rememberd a teacher I had, he had shell shock and if you slammed your book hard enough he would dive under his desk and stuff like that. No one in my class had the guts to do it but my brothers class did, he said it was really strange to watch.

[iDante]

7th and 8th Grade:
Mrs. Wubbens... ohhh dear was she amazing and extremely creepy at the same time. Amazing because we actually liked her normally boring science class, and creepy because she had the widest hips of anyone I've ever seen (more on this later), and she spoke into a microphone with speakers all around the room. You never knew where she was in the room.
This year I heard a tale about how she got stuck in a chair because the hip was too wide, and had to call the fire dept in class... Oooh that got me laughing.

8th Grade:
Ms. Velasquez. This lady is fat, her eyes bug out, she has no eyebrows (Actually she does they are just clear), and her entire english class was spent discussing how something relates to our life. My parents were once called into her class because I was doing "C Work". 5 minutes in and they are in a shouting argument about how to teach a class. My poor Social Studies teacher (amazing teacher) was trying to calm everyone down but... it got hot.

[Captain Ben]

i have canadian one that i piss of with jokes about 'canadia' being a suburb in new jersey

[iDante]

i have canadian one that i piss of with jokes about 'canadia' being a suburb in new jersey

ahha, I used to piss off my math teacher by arguing about the tinyest things (usually off topic too). btw your sig is garbled

[Captain Ben]

yeah i know i'll fix it WHEN I CAN BE DAMN WELL BOTHERED
 theres also this other teacher that never teaches, just talks about his stupid stories about discovering a rock in indonesia

[SDFilm]

High school - Dr.Shamoon. (maths) (Yes, a Dr in Maths)
Half Italian, half Iraqi, born in Baghdad. He was actually a very good and inspiring maths teacher and he would be really supportive to you as long as you don't do anything bad. If you did do something bad he would shout at you so loud that he could easily be heard down the end of the corridor and he wouldn't give you a chance to but in. But that rarely happend to me as I'm such a teacher's pet. I've actually still got a charactercure cartoon pic of him that he got from a trip to America.

High School- Mr Furrs. (music)
Pretty creepy but overall good to be taught by. At break times he would rub out lines on lined paper and then draw lines on unlined paper. I can't remember if that was real or just a rumour. And he sounded a bit like Hannibal Lector. O.o

Furrs: "So he played it from loud speakers from helicopters"

*Girl named Karma wakes up from daydream*

Furrs: "Yes Karma, you woke up because I mentioned helicopters didn't you. You got exited. Pay more attention to what I'm saying in future".

College- I'm at college now, so I'm not mentioning any names so that the Gestapo don't get me.
Media teacher- He is the most incopetant Media teacher I have ever had, and I've had a few. I was actually taught by his mother in a different media course two years ago, and she was a very knowledgeable teacher that has worked in the industry, knowing a few semi-famous actors. But her son is so incompetent that I actually asked him some fairly basic media questions that ironically his mum thought me, and he didn't know them XD. I've actualy learnt more from having nerdy confoations with the college tecnician (who acutaly runs a legalise cannibis website that gets 40-80k hits a month (or even week, can't remember) than in my acutal media lessons. Fortunately now for half the lessons I'm being taught by a differnt teacher that actualy knows how to teach a college level media course.

My brother at University- One of his professors said "I saw that you were disappointed when I gave you an assignment to do. I think this is because I get paid so well as a univerity professor with my caviar and fast cars while you only one one sheet of work for each page- work that you paid for. So now I'm going to give you some better value for money by giving you work on both sides of the papers! Aren't you happy now?

[Dascoo]

I most certainly WOULD hit that. What's wrong with you!?

It's either I'm to picky, or you'd hit anything.

[AlphaVergo]

Oh I just rememberd a teacher I had, he had shell shock and if you slammed your book hard enough he would dive under his desk and stuff like that. No one in my class had the guts to do it but my brothers class did, he said it was really strange to watch.

thats real mean we got a teacher like that at my school, and we get a DT for doing that, thats horrible to make him relive a moment in a war like that

[a-4-year-old]

One of my teachers is a weaboo. He went to japan twice and came back with a samurai sword and a bunch of pictures of his white behind in a picture with the questionable placement of japanese schoolgirls.

[RabidTreeFrog]

My english teacher stops every two seconds and apologizes in case she offends someone.

"Today, we're going to start reading a novel...Sorry if I offended anyone."

In second grade, my music teacher made us dance ballet, listen to opera, and she screamed. A lot.