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Offline Not Not Muldritch

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I quit
« on: April 29, 2007, 09:49:55 pm »
I'm one of the people who looked at the changelog before I downloaded. Many of the fixes and additions were met with smiles or at least vaguely appreciative glances. Infact, this actually sounded like a great update, which was a refreshing change for me. Until...

- Fixed Barrett typo (not changed in weapons.ini for compatibility)

...

What the fuck were you thinking, MM?

Every time I opened Soldat, I, like millions of others, would look forward with childlike glee at the prospect of reading "Barret M82A1" on the weapons list. Heretics would claim it's actually a misspelling of "Barrett," the last name of the proprietor of Barrett Firearms co., but I knew better. The Barret was infact an entirely different gun (hence the wild discrepancies when comparing it with a real Barrett) by an entirely different manufacturer, Barret's Awesome Guns Inc., owned by an entirely different man, Stanley Barret. The Barret was the soul of Soldat; the only gun not based off an already existing one. There were even some stories I wrote chronicling Stanley Barret's childhood, adult life, and his company.

Why the fuck would you change the Barret to an existing gun, Michal? Why?? It was the only thing separating Soldat's setting from that of every other shitty shooter out there. Now, all that we have is a stereotypical weapon lineup and a game universe with no soul.

You've broken my heart, Michal. Fuck you.


Fuck 1.4. I quit Soldat forever.

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Re: I quit
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2007, 09:53:23 pm »
This reeks of satire.

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Re: I quit
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2007, 09:55:45 pm »
its a name man...why make such a big deal out of it...you can edit that urself you know...
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Re: I quit
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2007, 09:56:23 pm »
I see what you did there.
I have a Mac so I can't play with you guys no more :(
(psst MM make a Mac version)

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Re: I quit
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2007, 10:00:10 pm »
Good lord i love you*cough*

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Re: I quit
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2007, 10:14:52 pm »
Am I a bad person for laughing at this topic?

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Re: I quit
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2007, 10:20:16 pm »
Muldritch, just chill man. It is just a tiny difference in the spelling of the word. I could understand your anger if he replaced the sniper with a gun that isn't a long range rifle, but that isn't the case. Again, chill.

Also, about those Stanley Baret chronicles you say you wrote, post links to them or they never existed.
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Re: I quit
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2007, 10:20:59 pm »
Gay

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Re: I quit
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2007, 10:25:33 pm »
Sarcasm cant be read over the internet.
I have a Mac so I can't play with you guys no more :(
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Offline Not Not Muldritch

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Re: I quit
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2007, 10:30:42 pm »
Also, about those Stanley Baret chronicles you say you wrote, post links to them or they never existed.
These worthless post-Barret forums don't deserve my aureate prose.

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Re: I quit
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2007, 10:34:19 pm »
Am I a bad person for laughing at this topic?
No.

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Re: I quit
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2007, 12:25:05 am »
I'm one of the people who looked at the changelog before I downloaded. Many of the fixes and additions were met with smiles or at least vaguely appreciative glances. Infact, this actually sounded like a great update, which was a refreshing change for me. Until...

- Fixed Barrett typo (not changed in weapons.ini for compatibility)

...

What the **** were you thinking, MM?

Every time I opened Soldat, I, like millions of others, would look forward with childlike glee at the prospect of reading "Barret M82A1" on the weapons list. Heretics would claim it's actually a misspelling of "Barrett," the last name of the proprietor of Barrett Firearms co., but I knew better. The Barret was infact an entirely different gun (hence the wild discrepancies when comparing it with a real Barrett) by an entirely different manufacturer, Barret's Awesome Guns Inc., owned by an entirely different man, Stanley Barret. The Barret was the soul of Soldat; the only gun not based off an already existing one. There were even some stories I wrote chronicling Stanley Barret's childhood, adult life, and his company.

Why the **** would you change the Barret to an existing gun, Michal? Why?? It was the only thing separating Soldat's setting from that of every other ****ty shooter out there. Now, all that we have is a stereotypical weapon lineup and a game universe with no soul.

You've broken my heart, Michal. **** you.


**** 1.4. I quit Soldat forever.
First of all, stop f*****g Michal. Thank if you don't like Soldat, and you think it's not good game anymore, and you've broken your heart then make your own Soldat and think if you can do it better than Michal. Stop whining about new Soldat if you've played it 1 day. Play it a week and then tell us. I think you won't have same opinion.
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Re: I quit
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2007, 12:57:06 am »
Only half of the people here understand the satire behind this thread.  Voltaire, where have you gone?

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Re: I quit
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2007, 01:08:28 am »
::)
Nice one NotNotMuldritch.
everybody is so stressed about the release .
It's a war gentlemen : "1.4 vs before" you have to take your side :D

(1.4 works nicely on my computer but I'm totally new and can't notice the subtle changes)

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Re: I quit
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2007, 03:07:09 am »
Good riddance I say!

Dude, it's a game. You either like or you don't. If you don't, don't bother making topics like this and just **** off.
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Re: I quit
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2007, 03:14:42 am »
oh my fucking god people... meh nevermind

Muldritch, you have confused some people around here [retard]


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Re: I quit
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2007, 03:14:51 am »
Only half of the people here understand the satire behind this thread.  Voltaire, where have you gone?

half? bit optimistic there arent you  ::)

either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
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Re: I quit
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2007, 03:25:32 am »
Don't forget that I changed Blain's chat to "Bunch of slack-jawed faggots" instead of "slap-jawed".

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Re: I quit
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2007, 03:42:43 am »
God, its just a fucking name, what the hell is wrong with you?

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Re: I quit
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2007, 05:22:51 am »
I'm one of the people who looked at the changelog before I downloaded. Many of the fixes and additions were met with smiles or at least vaguely appreciative glances. Infact, this actually sounded like a great update, which was a refreshing change for me. Until...

- Fixed Barrett typo (not changed in weapons.ini for compatibility)

...

What the **** were you thinking, MM?

Every time I opened Soldat, I, like millions of others, would look forward with childlike glee at the prospect of reading "Barret M82A1" on the weapons list. Heretics would claim it's actually a misspelling of "Barrett," the last name of the proprietor of Barrett Firearms co., but I knew better. The Barret was infact an entirely different gun (hence the wild discrepancies when comparing it with a real Barrett) by an entirely different manufacturer, Barret's Awesome Guns Inc., owned by an entirely different man, Stanley Barret. The Barret was the soul of Soldat; the only gun not based off an already existing one. There were even some stories I wrote chronicling Stanley Barret's childhood, adult life, and his company.

Why the **** would you change the Barret to an existing gun, Michal? Why?? It was the only thing separating Soldat's setting from that of every other ****ty shooter out there. Now, all that we have is a stereotypical weapon lineup and a game universe with no soul.

You've broken my heart, Michal. **** you.


**** 1.4. I quit Soldat forever.
Strawman argument. Changed name is nowhere like seeing guns that fire dildos in realistic mode. Criticism of feature that doesn't fit into official game mode (realistic)  has nothing to do with nostalgia or fear of change.
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