Author Topic: I quit (Read 9369 times)

neon · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:29:53 am »

XD lol if your really quiting over something so... erm pathetic then why have you managed to carry on playing through different version and such like when the delay was introduced to the barret

TradeMAAK · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:45:01 am »

Quote from: Not Not Muldritch on April 29, 2007, 09:49:55 pm

I'm one of the people who looked at the changelog before I downloaded. Many of the fixes and additions were met with smiles or at least vaguely appreciative glances. Infact, this actually sounded like a great update, which was a refreshing change for me. Until...

Quote from: Michal Traitorkowski on April 28, 2007, 09:58:18 pm
- Fixed Barrett typo (not changed in weapons.ini for compatibility)

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What the **** were you thinking, MM?

Every time I opened Soldat, I, like millions of others, would look forward with childlike glee at the prospect of reading "Barret M82A1" on the weapons list. Heretics would claim it's actually a misspelling of "Barrett," the last name of the proprietor of Barrett Firearms co., but I knew better. The Barret was infact an entirely different gun (hence the wild discrepancies when comparing it with a real Barrett) by an entirely different manufacturer, Barret's Awesome Guns Inc., owned by an entirely different man, Stanley Barret. The Barret was the soul of Soldat; the only gun not based off an already existing one. There were even some stories I wrote chronicling Stanley Barret's childhood, adult life, and his company.

Why the **** would you change the Barret to an existing gun, Michal? Why?? It was the only thing separating Soldat's setting from that of every other ****ty shooter out there. Now, all that we have is a stereotypical weapon lineup and a game universe with no soul.

You've broken my heart, Michal. **** you.

**** 1.4. I quit Soldat forever.

Yeah, quit and get a life.

X-Rayz · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:51:02 am »

Man people need to take classes in how to recognise sarcasm.

Unless I'm not recognising peoples sarcastic responses to this sarcastic topic...>.>.<.<

Liber Lupus · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:53:42 am »

Quote from: TradeMAAK on April 30, 2007, 05:45:01 am

Yeah, quit and get a life.

I think you should get a sense of humour.

Mr Vain · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2007, 06:53:19 am »

Quote from: Michal Marcinkowski on April 30, 2007, 03:25:32 am

Don't forget that I changed Blain's chat to "Bunch of slack-jawed ***gots" instead of "slap-jawed".

w00t!?
omfg,now that's the reason i'm quitting Soldat! |=49.Will moga si mi ostavit MSN ili ICQ.

LeetFidle · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2007, 06:56:21 am »

LOL if your that upset just change the weapon name lol.

Avarax · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:29:24 am »

Are you retared mister muldritch??

[/sarcasm]

Iq Unlimited · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:40:53 am »

Quote from: Not Not Muldritch on April 29, 2007, 09:49:55 pm

Why the **** would you change the Barret to an existing gun, Michal? Why?? It was the only thing separating Soldat's setting from that of every other ****ty shooter out there.

-.- wanna know why soldat got a 9.8 by Gamespy? Because the game engine (2d shooter like worms) is superb. 1.4 just fixed (and unfixed, LIKE THE FONT) things. This is almost like when 1.2.1 went to 1.3. You will get used to the changes and go on with your life. Except the font, thats too bad to live with (sawy MM o.o)

WoooHooo · « **Reply #28 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:41:55 am »

what tha fuck you talking about man

Jayge · « **Reply #29 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:42:40 am »

Quote from: Eagles_Arrows on April 30, 2007, 12:57:06 am

Only half of the people here understand the satire behind this thread. Voltaire, where have you gone?

Understand the satire? I think about a fourth of them understand what satire is.

FannyBoy · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:46:15 am »

Michal is god and this is what he has done (Soldat 1.4) so don't talk about 1.4 bad because god will kill you!

edak · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:55:42 am »

I read the first post and laughed so hard i think a little wee came out

Avarax · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:56:48 am »

Quote from: FannyBoy on April 30, 2007, 07:46:15 am

Michal is god and this is what he has done (Soldat 1.4) so don't talk about 1.4 bad because god will kill you!

haha

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #33 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:59:49 am »

I think it's the oblivious responses (save a few) that think he's being serious are the funniest...

I thought this would be another whine thread

Mancer · « **Reply #34 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:31:46 am »

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Don't forget that I changed Blain's chat to "Bunch of slack-jawed ***gots" instead of "slap-jawed".

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

_Alf_ · « **Reply #35 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:49:56 am »

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Understand the satire? I think about a fourth of them understand what satire is.

oh cmon, Everybody knows what's a satyre:

young humans, possibly with horse ears, that roamed the woods and mountains, and were the companions of Pan and Dionysus. In mythology they are often associated with male sex drive and Greco-Roman art often portrays them with erections.

From wiki...
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[skyliner] · « **Reply #36 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:53:42 am »

if you quit then just **** off and stop complaining

_Alf_ · « **Reply #37 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:24:58 am »

You know what's funny? I just realized most people only care about their own posts and do not read what other people write. That or they are just to plain old stupid to understand it was a satire even though a dozen people already commented warning on that matter.
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Nice guy:"People calm down, it was just a satire"

Stupid nº1:"Omfg arsehole, go home you freakin ungrateful mtfker!"

Nice guy:"Hey hey, it was a satire, he was kidding. lol, some people..."

Stupid nº2:"omg your liek so stupid liek shut up if you dont like make your own game"

Nice guy:"did you just read what i said? The guy was joking, it was not meant has harmful!"

Stupid nº3:"STOP COMPLAINING AND GET A ****IN LIFE!"

*demands one hundred slaves to roll their eyes

Laser Guy · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:29:59 am »

get a lifo noobero

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #39 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:33:50 am »

I'm not sure if a spelling freak's supposed to quit soldat over a erm....typo. But even then, a spelling freak knows that there's more to soldat than just a spelling. Nice going there, muldy.

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Author Topic: I quit (Read 9369 times)

WoooHooo

[skyliner]