Pathetic bunch of noobs.

[Gortaak]

So,there were these 2 guys named  [X] Hell Pooner (ive seen him around these forums) and [X] Rip Spittkey, and I was playing U13 INF. And I jump in with the AK. It was 2v1. After killing Hell Pooner, after he proceeded to miss me with 5 shotgun shots, at point blank range, he calls me a hacker. 2 days after 1.4 comes out. Funny.  Then I proceed to rape them both  constantly with my AK. More accusations of hacking. Then they call me an AK noob. ( funny, since when is the AK noob). Then they told me I have no bink hacks with the ak. Ever hear of tapping? Ive been playing with the AK since 1.2.1. So after winning several rounds, 2v2, they decide to call me a noob every time I kill them, and that I got owned every time they killed me, and after each round, they would say "ok lets start trying now" (even though I always had more kills, and a better K:D ratio than they did) I got somewhat Irate. Also during this time a guy named m3 joined,(making it the 2v2) and every time he killed them, he was a noob, or a hacker. They tried to vote kick us both, saying that we were hacking, inf health, no bink, ect... One time one of them said that I killed him in 2 ak shots. Pathetic. Anyways, I basicly wanted to post this to humilliate them, and let everyone know how retarded these morons really are. Well here are a few of the screens (i didnt get all of them for some reason, oh well.)

Here is the AK 2 shot kill.


This is them calling both of us hackers.


Here is them being "pro" and owning us, (im spankme btw)


And here is us being "Noobs gay noobs hackers"



Hopefully this post will drive them out and start a nice little crying flamefest at me for them being retards.
I love this game.
And I wish fracs didnt die.
Oh and btw, Many of you know me as Grishnak or Grishpants.

[TradeMAAK]

Your penis so long now Gortaak.

[xtishereb]

N00bs are always an endless stream of hilarity and annoyance.
I've played with one of them. Annoying.

Don't drive away players. You want to make them stop being complete n00btards and be polite.
It's people like this I was parodying when I used to yell "HAX!"

[Gortaak]

Your penis so long now Gortaak.

Thank you for adding absolutely nothing besides spam to this topic. Surprisingly enough, I, unlike you do not compare the size of my cock to my skill in a video game. This post wasnt about me being good. It was me being fed up with retards like this. I get called a hacker, cheater all the time. I usually ignore it, and dont post about it. But these 2 fuck tards went on for rounds, and rounds of it, and it pissed me off. Alot. So this post was basicly to show how absolutely retarded these people are, for all to see. And for people to, if they want to, avoid them. Or target them in rooms to make thier life hell.

N00bs are always an endless stream of hilarity and annoyance.
I've played with one of them. Annoying.

Don't drive away players. You want to make them stop being complete n00btards and be polite.
It's people like this I was parodying when I used to yell "HAX!"

This post also wasn't to drive people away. Although I do believe that soldat would be alot better with out people like this, everyone is allowed to play this game, no matter how retarded they are.
And people like this never become polite, they are little kids that enjoy pissing people off through the internet because there are no consequences to their actions. This is just my way of "getting back at them" if you will. More so by damaging any reputation that they did have, if any. People like this should actually know a hacker before shouting out accusations of hacking to somebody that has been playing this game alot longer than they have.

[SirJamesaford]

I play u13 inf all the time and i see rip spikkety and that other dude all the time.  Alot of people like em but now I know that there just whiney babies.  Ill try and make it a point to own them as much as possible from now on lol.

[Iron Viking]

sound like a couple of ****holes to me

[^_^]

Classic, to say the least.

Ah, people like them give me a reason to play...

That reason being to utterly destroy them through non-stop RAGE.

[The Geologist]

That's just Hell Pooner.  He says that to everyone who kills him.  Nothing new by any standard, although it's nice to see he hasn't changed after all.  Looks like Pooner needs to get banned again.

[Not Not Muldritch]

Don't listen to him, guys. Gortaak is just trying to start **** because he was kicked out of [X] for hacking in a clanwar. snipped

Let's not make mention of any hacks, just to keep things clean. ~Geo

Fine. I saw him hacking with a nonspecific hack in Enesce's trenchwars.

[The Geologist]

But he's telling the truth.  [X] Hell Pooner acts like that all the time, there's no denying it.  Plenty of people have seen it.

[Not Not Muldritch]

But he's telling the truth.  [X] Hell Pooner acts like that all the time, there's no denying it.  Plenty of people have seen it.

Then he should be congratulated on getting his accusations right for once.

[Gortaak]

Don't listen to him, guys. Gortaak is just trying to start **** because he was kicked out of [X] for hacking in a clanwar. snipped

Let's not make mention of any hacks, just to keep things clean. ~Geo

Fine. I saw him hacking with a nonspecific hack in Enesce's trenchwars.

ROFL, when was this? I havent played on Gortaak in about 2 years, not to mention I was never in [X]. Ive only been in a slight few clans, ILOA, cG/rD DC, i<3p=- and now TR^. Show me some proof that i was in [X] before you go on running your fucking mouth.
Get your facts straight before you go and accuse someone of hacking. Everyone that knows me, knows that I do not hack, or can even stand hackers. Ive been playing this game long enough to where I dont need hacks to win. Ive quit clans because someone was a hacker. I dont join clans with ex hackers. I dont scrim people that hack, or hacked. I do everything in my power to get hackers banned on every server I play on. Hell, you can even ask several u13 admins if I hack, and they will all tell you the same thing.

Btw, ive only played TW once, and that was last night, I cant stand the lack of jets.

Oh, and who the fuck are you? You dont even know who the fuck I am. So go fuck yourself. I didnt start any kinds of shit, this fag started it all.

And if you say I was in [X] any time close to now, you are a fucking lying retard, I have been in TR for about 3 months, and I am rarely clanless for more than a few days.

Once more, go fuck yourself.

[Toumaz]

... [X] plays clanwars? Oh my god.

Hell, you can even ask several u13 admins if I hack, and they will all tell you the same thing.

I have seen you a quite a bit in game, and can't really say I've seen you 'hack' a single time - that's my two cents on that topic.

But he's telling the truth.  [X] Hell Pooner acts like that all the time, there's no denying it.  Plenty of people have seen it.

Quoted for supreme truth.

[Gortaak]

... [X] plays clanwars? Oh my god.

Hell, you can even ask several u13 admins if I hack, and they will all tell you the same thing.

I have seen you a quite a bit in game, and can't really say I've seen you 'hack' a single time - that's my two cents on that topic.

But he's telling the truth.  [X] Hell Pooner acts like that all the time, there's no denying it.  Plenty of people have seen it.

Quoted for supreme truth.

Thanks Toumaz.

[AmundRe]

You sound like you'd be a fun guy to play against, even if you do take your opponents ***es and beat the crap out of 'em. Drop me a PM sometime. And personally, I think that if you are a half *** player then you should actually seek out players that are vastly better than you are. That is the only way to get good at this game.

[Not Not Muldritch]

ROFL, when was this? I havent played on Gortaak in about 2 years, not to mention I was never in [X]. Ive only been in a slight few clans, ILOA, cG/rD DC, i<3p=- and now TR^. Show me some proof that i was in [X] before you go on running your ****ing mouth.

How do you expect me to prove that? I've seen you multiple times under the tag, and Pooner talked about kicking you out for hacking. I asked him if he was talking about Gortaak on the forums, and he said yes.

Get your facts straight before you go and accuse someone of hacking. Everyone that knows me, knows that I do not hack, or can even stand hackers. Ive been playing this game long enough to where I dont need hacks to win. Ive quit clans because someone was a hacker. I dont join clans with ex hackers. I dont scrim people that hack, or hacked. I do everything in my power to get hackers banned on every server I play on. Hell, you can even ask several u13 admins if I hack, and they will all tell you the same thing.

Bullshit. "Just ask anyone" is a weak argument. Just because nobody thinks you do anything doesn't mean you're an angel. If you ask my mom, I'm a Goddamn saint.

Oh, and who the **** are you? You dont even know who the **** I am. So go **** yourself. I didnt start any kinds of ****, this *** started it all.

And if you say I was in [X] any time close to now, you are a ****ing lying retard, I have been in TR for about 3 months, and I am rarely clanless for more than a few days.

Once more, go **** yourself.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, and fuck you, too. You can't change the past; stop acting like it didn't happen.

[The Geologist]

Pooner kicks too many people out for hacking.  His word is pretty much useless in any type of argument where people were kicked for hacking.  What more do you want?  You've had a u13 admin say that the guy doesn't seem like a hacker.  It's really hard to pick a side to believe without some sort of proof (i.e. a demo), since it's your word against his.

Also, chill out...both of you putting the swear filter to good use doesn't make either of you look more credible or believable.

[Gortaak]

ROFL, when was this? I havent played on Gortaak in about 2 years, not to mention I was never in [X]. Ive only been in a slight few clans, ILOA, cG/rD DC, i<3p=- and now TR^. Show me some proof that i was in [X] before you go on running your ****ing mouth.

How do you expect me to prove that? I've seen you multiple times under the tag, and Pooner talked about kicking you out for hacking. I asked him if he was talking about Gortaak on the forums, and he said yes.

Get your facts straight before you go and accuse someone of hacking. Everyone that knows me, knows that I do not hack, or can even stand hackers. Ive been playing this game long enough to where I dont need hacks to win. Ive quit clans because someone was a hacker. I dont join clans with ex hackers. I dont scrim people that hack, or hacked. I do everything in my power to get hackers banned on every server I play on. Hell, you can even ask several u13 admins if I hack, and they will all tell you the same thing.

Bull****. "Just ask anyone" is a weak argument. Just because nobody thinks you do anything doesn't mean you're an angel. If you ask my mom, I'm a Goddamn saint.

Oh, and who the **** are you? You dont even know who the **** I am. So go **** yourself. I didnt start any kinds of ****, this *** started it all.

And if you say I was in [X] any time close to now, you are a ****ing lying retard, I have been in TR for about 3 months, and I am rarely clanless for more than a few days.

Once more, go **** yourself.

Bull****, bull****, bull****, and **** you, too. You can't change the past; stop acting like it didn't happen.

Lets see, a screen shot mebey? An old roster? A demo? Other people to confirm this. Dates? The truth is, you cant confirm this, because i was never in this clan and because I havent used the name gortaak for about 2 years now. Go into sna.gather channel and ask them how long ive been playing under Grishnak. Go look on fracs. The truth is, you are just trying to start shit, trying to desperately defend this guy, who is OBVIOUSLY not liked by very many people.

Also, I will fraps myself playing. And slaughtering people. Ill fraps my next scrim, and post it here. That will be enough proof that I do not hack, and that Im just genuinely good at this game. So untill you bring any proof of me hacking, you are just a liar trying to ruin my reputation. And its obviously not working, and you will not bring any proof. Because I do not hack.

@ Amundre, Ill hit you up sometime this weekend and we will play a few rounds.

[O.R.I.O.N.]

'taak, I'm starting to think that this idiot is one of your afore-mentioned n00bs.

It's not only noobs that are the problem; it's also the people who are utterly brain-dead.  I recall one time when the !Elite Snipe & Slice server was modified to add a Ruger to it's weapon list.  So, naturally, I started using it to get an edge over the predominantly Barrett-using crowd.  Longer I played with it, the more and more I got calls of "OMFG RUGERTARD", "Hax!!1!", etc.  I ended up getting to second place on the scoreboard before they vote-kicked me for using the Ruger.  Probably one of the most idiodic kicks I've ever gotten.  Just goes to show you that idiocy has no bounds.

[Not Not Muldritch]

Lets see, a screen shot mebey? An old roster? A demo? Other people to confirm this. Dates?

I rarely ever take demos or screenshots, and I all I can recall about the date is that it was probably Wednesday. Nobody else can confirm it, because you obviously weren't using your regular name while hacking and aren't going to admit what name you were using.

The truth is, you cant confirm this, because i was never in this clan and because I havent used the name gortaak for about 2 years now. Go into sna.gather channel and ask them how long ive been playing under Grishnak. Go look on fracs.

I figured I wouldn't have to explain this: you are obviously not going to hack on your regular name. Asking people if you hack or not is a pointless practice, as they only know you on your regular name.

trying to desperately defend this guy, who is OBVIOUSLY not liked by very many people.

More bullshit. I think Pooner's name is stupid and I hate clans.

Also, I will fraps myself playing. And slaughtering people. Ill fraps my next scrim, and post it here. That will be enough proof that I do not hack, and that Im just genuinely good at this game. So untill you bring any proof of me hacking, you are just a liar trying to ruin my reputation. And its obviously not working, and you will not bring any proof. Because I do not hack.

That proves jack shit. "Hey, guys, here's a video of me not hacking; we can assume from this that I've never hacked and never will hack!" I've never seen any mountain lions before. Does that mean they don't exist?