Bad Ass Eleven Year Old Kills Two Home Invaders

[Zegovia]

Makes you realise how innocent the Home alone movies actually are.... the crooks in those movies got away cheap...

That.... is... great! No guy is ever gonna cheat on this girl

This girl will grow up to be Master Chief's wife. Substantially awesome. It's too bad she can't join this forums because of age. Suppose we make an exception? xD

Master Chick, in other words....

[Blue-ninja]

Oooh, I loved Home Alone 3! That kid's so f'kin' awesome!

Erm, lesbians? But...but...Master Chief's name is John. John! Who do those people think they are?!?!?

[O.R.I.O.N.]

Master Chief Petty Officer (MCPO) SPARTAN-117 John, to give the full rank and designation.

And any normal human would have been killed from what the crooks in the Home Alone movies went through.

[Blue-ninja]

Master Chief Petty Officer (MCPO) SPARTAN-117 John, to give the full rank and designation.

And any normal human would have been killed from what the crooks in the Home Alone movies went through.

Especially the part aout having your testicles whacked at Mach 2 by a iron bar.

[O.R.I.O.N.]

Or being electocuted by a portable generator...

[RabidTreeFrog]

I have a pair of (real!) nunchuku in my room, and I know how to use em.

[Blue-ninja]

I have a pair of (real!) nunchuku in my room, and I know how to use em.

without accidentally hitting yourself in the balls?

[O.R.I.O.N.]

I have a pair of (real!) nunchuku in my room, and I know how to use em.

without accidentally hitting yourself in the balls?

Lol, been there.  However: Nunchuckau < Fighting staff < Katana < Benelli M4.

[Blue-ninja]

In the hands of a master, they can knock out 449 crooks in 49 seconds.

[FliesLikeABrick]

Nice one guys... this story is entirely fake/fabricated.   Read the comments at the link.

[Graham]

Nice one guys... this story is entirely fake/fabricated.   Read the comments at the link.

People like you ruin the fun in life. =/

[Blue-ninja]

Nice one guys... this story is entirely fake/fabricated. Read the comments at the link.

People like you ruin the fun in life. =/

Agreed. Now I'll never be able to know if I can shoot a man in the balls. =\

[xtishereb]

It's still an inspiration to us all.
When I'm able to own firearms, I plan to sleep with one nearby. No bullet in the chamber, of course. Don't want any accidents to happen if I have some freaky dream.

[Blue-ninja]

It's still an inspiration to us all.
When I'm able to own firearms, I plan to sleep with one nearby. No bullet in the chamber, of course. Don't want any accidents to happen if I have some freaky dream.

Erm, when I camped out in a lodge with my dad, he gave me this handgun to shoot any burglars or marauding bears. I slept with it, loaded of course, the next morning, I woke up with my toe stuck through the trigger-hole. It didn't fire a single shot, but that taught me to only use a machete under my bed instead.

[Magic Odd Effect]

....that's why you keep the SAFETY on. And, isn't a ninja supposed to have a katana?

Anyway, I don't have any firearms in my room, and haven't ever handled one. EVER. Except when I was fooling with my dad's hunting rifle. Got my fingerprints all over it and caused some rust, but it was in a few pieces. It's a .308.

The only weapon I have is my Swiss Army Knife.....and my CSA knife....and my OTHER Swiss Army Knife....but only two are in my room. That CSA knife has never been used, and I ain't afraid to use it on some burglar. Besides, my room's perfect for an ambush. I hide behind the side of the TV-holder, ready to pounce on the door, knife-first. Sort of a real-life superman move.

And....I'm a red belt in Tae Kwon Do. So, a lot of non-firearm defense. Except for my airsoft gun. I need to get a Tokyo Mauri.....THOSE hurt. Or maybe a competition sniper BB gun.....700 FREAKING FPS. Take note: A Beretta 9mm pistol shoots 800 FPS. DEAR GOD THAT GUN IS ALMOST LETHAL.

[SadistAtHeart]

Nice one guys... this story is entirely fake/fabricated.   Read the comments at the link.

[Blue-ninja]

isn't a ninja supposed to have a katana?

Couldn't afford one myself. The only reason I have high-speed internet was when I agreed to pay half of the DSL cable bill, which is about thirty dollars per month. I'm not complaining here.

[ThunderPantz]

Any eleven year old could kill people with a shotgun from point blank.

[Zegovia]

Oooh, I loved Home Alone 3! That kid's so f'kin' awesome!

Erm, lesbians? But...but...Master Chief's name is John. John! Who do those people think they are?!?!?

The Dead or alive game for the xb360 had a female Spartan
(by the name of Spartan-458) as a kameo character, who later on got to be known as master chick...
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=57998 (kickass movie)

MC's name is kinda ironic, John 117, (as in John 1:17)... something from the bible i think.....a gaming magasine that brought that up, i dont have time to dig it up..

[Wolf_Man]

Theres an exception for me XD