It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
-- Jimi Hendrix
A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
-- Jay Leno
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
-- Ronald Reagan (During 1980 presidential campaign)
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
-- Edgar Wallace
No wonder there are so few of them...
