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You can use it to kill your wife.Firstly use it to tie her hands, wrists, forearms, feet, ankles, shins and thighs to a stool made preferably of steel. You can also add tape across the mouth if you are one of those weird people that doesn't like hearing them scream. Please note however, that if you do choose to cover the mouth, it may result in death before intended as a result of choking on vomit and bile.Cut off three pieces of tape roughly a foot long each. Stick one of them horizontally across the back of her neck, after her back but before the long hair on her scalp so that it is sticking to the short hairs in between. Grab one end of the tape and pull it swiftly downwards with as much force as possible. If she begins to bleed already then put another bit of tape over the wounds, we don't want her dying of blood loss, yet.New bit of tape. Apply one quarter of one side to her top eyelid and raise it so that it remains open, and tape to her forehead. Do the same with the bottom eyelid but tape that to her cheek. Get another piece but this time stick it so that it covers as much of her eyeball as possible (you might want to try this part whilst using one arm to give her a headlock as if she flinches it can be difficult to stick it down properly). From here you have the choice of either peeling it off really slowly or very quickly. They will both make her scream almost equally as much, it's just a matter of personal preference. Again, if she bleeds profusely then you might want to put another bit of tape over the wound.Place four pieces of tape in a square shape over as much of her back as possible. Cut lines in the center of the tape, parrel with the edges, through the tape and her skin beneath all the way along for each piece. Make sure all the cuts connect with each other. Cover the square with another set of identical pieces and then two extra, but longer, pieces that stretch diagonally from each corner to its opposite giving an 'x' shape. Grab one of the top corners but do not rip yet. Adding this pause is vital to increasing the torture and feeling of pre-pain sickness. It is here where you add any questions or statements that you wish. Once you are ready you can then rip off the square patch of skin with whatever force or speed you please.With the skin gone, the first couple of minutes will see the initial blood spurt outwards with quite high velocity but as the platelets begin to collect in the edges of the broken skin, the blood will then have to expel through the back muscle. As it slides down her back and trickles into her buttcrack, which is probably covered in faeces due to the muscles spasming in her anus and colon, you will have a dull couple of hours to wait before she eventually turns white and dies at least greater than 40% body blood loss.Duct Tape is pretty handy.
That is nasty ****, i hope someone deletes that ^
BTW, CATWAGON, does your wife have to be naked? You never really clarified that.
Glad to see that about everyone stays on-topic and yet talks about topic-related stuff.Duct tape can be used to tape together your XBOX 360 after you have thrown it out of the window.BTW, CATWAGON, does your wife have to be naked? You never really clarified that.
@Thunderpants: How did you throw the suitcase out of a window at a mile up in a airplane whose windows don't open?Duct tape = Great for shutting someone up.
You can use duct tape to turn two guns into one super-gun! It makes quad-wielding weapons slightly more practical.
Quote from: † on April 14, 2008, 01:25:20 pmTo sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
You can use the duct tape to tape a extra magazine to the one that the gun is currently using. When the current ammo is gone, you can take it out, turn it upside-down, and plug the duct-taped magazine inside. This was one of the useful things during war, duct tape and magazines.
@a-4-year-old: Uses.....?
Chew a thick piece of it to strengthen your jaw.