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Offline karmazon

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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2007, 05:46:14 pm »
Chew a thick piece of it to strengthen your jaw.

why would  you need to strengthen your jaw?


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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2007, 06:32:41 pm »
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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2007, 12:27:25 am »
Chew a thick piece of it to strengthen your jaw.
Or you could just chew on a piece of well-done barbecued steak instead.

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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2007, 12:30:05 am »
Chew a thick piece of it to strengthen your jaw.
Or you could just chew on a piece of well-done barbecued steak instead.

Well done, what is this pussy ass ****, I eat my steaks raw and NEVER without a mustard.
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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2007, 03:23:11 am »
When i was young, duck tape was the best thing to use on the handles on wooden weapons... boffer swords are for pussies!!!

A friend of mine used DT to Hold his wrecked cellphone together.. :P

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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2007, 04:54:50 am »
I've seen a chick in the city at around 11pm wearing duct tape. (although I think it was over some see-through clothing, so when she took it off it doesn't rip off her skin)

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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2007, 09:23:30 am »
I've seen a chick in the city at around 11pm wearing duct tape. (although I think it was over some see-through clothing, so when she took it off it doesn't rip off her skin)
I could easily say something here, but won't for the sake of good taste...
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2007, 10:20:53 am »
Chew a thick piece of it to strengthen your jaw.
Or you could just chew on a piece of well-done barbecued steak instead.

Well done, what is this pussy ass ****, I eat my steaks raw and NEVER without a mustard.

Guess who's going to have stomach problems. :)

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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2007, 12:50:34 pm »
Chew a thick piece of it to strengthen your jaw.
Or you could just chew on a piece of well-done barbecued steak instead.

Well done, what is this pussy ass ****, I eat my steaks raw and NEVER without a mustard.

Guess who's going to have stomach problems. :)

Frogboy? [retard]
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2007, 12:52:47 pm »
Chew a thick piece of it to strengthen your jaw.
Or you could just chew on a piece of well-done barbecued steak instead.

Well done, what is this pussy ass ****, I eat my steaks raw and NEVER without a mustard.

Guess who's going to have stomach problems. :)

Frogboy? [retard]

Frogboy's stomch :D

Date Posted: May 10, 2007, 04:51:59 pm
u can use it to stick posters to the wall (can't believe no one mentioned this...)
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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2007, 12:57:51 pm »
Free hug to whoever can tell me the stuff that was on duct tapes level before duct tape.

Duct tape can be used to Ticker Tape, put the tape along the road, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over the tape. I don't know how much damage this would do to a car so don't do it kids. :D

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Re: 101 uses for duct tape
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2007, 01:02:11 pm »
Duct tape can be used to Ticker Tape, put the tape along the road, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over the tape. I don't know how much damage this would do to a car so don't do it kids. :D
I'll just say that this could likely destory someone's tires if you did this with Gorilla Tape... >_>
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.