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Offline Liber Lupus

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Inhumane!
« on: May 07, 2007, 01:23:39 pm »
New signature text, taken from http://gardistan.blogspot.com/ I was laughing in tears.

It's about the riots that happened in here, in the capital of Estonia - Tallinn. We simply moved a statue from city centre, along with human remains, to a cemetary. But the russian youth wasn't very happy about it, so they mourned by looting and vandalizing.
Funnier bits:
"According to Russian officials, there's a long standing Sovje.. Russian tradition to bury dead under bus stations. There's a deeply rooted common belief, that this makes sure the bodies stay down. At least during rush hour traffic. "We insist that all our people be buried under bus stations. It is our right!""

"Russia has officially responded that the burial of soldiers in a graveyard accordance with the Geneva convention is inhumane and blasphemous. They also criticize the police for their use of water canons and tear gas to calm down peaceful, mourning youth."

"The UN responded by blowing soap bubbles, as always. "Loooook! Preeeettyyyy buuubbles! Looove, peeace and conciliaaation!""

"USA thinks they all talk funny in Europe."

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Re: Inhumane!
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 02:24:32 pm »
"It is our human rights to drink and smoke in the weekends," one mourner seems to say. "but they want us to buy booze and cigarettes. That's discrimination!"
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