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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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What's your favourite sex position thread
« on: May 21, 2007, 06:38:19 am »
Quote from: ThunderPantz on May 21, 2007, 12:31:35 am
But there should be a "What's your favorite sex position" thread.

Mine's the helicopter. Sometimes we do the frothy walrus ... mmmm frothy walrus. What's yours.

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Offline Captain Ben

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2007, 06:39:00 am »
arabian meat goggles crossed with the loving passion of a pirate dildo always spices things up
« Last Edit: May 21, 2007, 06:42:42 am by Captain Ben »
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Offline Blue-ninja

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2007, 10:35:42 am »
Ninja quickie. Nice, clean and fast. Hell, you can even finish your "business"  with a woman who's jumped off the top of a 40-story building. Sword used only for forced sex and torture.
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Offline Temp3st

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2007, 10:39:40 am »
The rusty trombone and Cheese Grater
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Offline Dascoo

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2007, 10:48:18 am »
Me putting my dick in her vagina.
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2007, 11:03:21 am »
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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2007, 11:19:08 am »
Scissors, definitely.
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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2007, 11:29:08 am »
Chainsaw, much friction
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Offline Bunney

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2007, 11:50:54 am »
Omgawd Lol, doggy style and 69
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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2007, 12:35:13 pm »
...where has the sanity gone...where...
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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2007, 12:41:15 pm »
Doggy style.

Edit: err... actually.... my other favorite is called: " Thunderpantz"

I bet you know why ;)
« Last Edit: May 21, 2007, 01:06:12 pm by ThunderPantz »
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2007, 12:49:54 pm »
It is getting more and more sick with every post... think about all thoes 10-year-olds that will look at it and at the same moment their parents enter their room... ouch :\
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Offline SirJamesaford

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2007, 12:53:50 pm »
Quote from: Laser Guy on May 21, 2007, 12:49:54 pm
It is getting more and more sick with every post... think about all thoes 10-year-olds that will look at it and at the same moment their parents enter their room... ouch :\

i agree with you but just the thought of that makes me laugh...
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Offline Laser Guy

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2007, 12:56:37 pm »
to tell u the truth i'm 14 and i kno what is sex and stuff, I don't really care about it, but thist post should be locked, for God's sake!
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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2007, 12:59:33 pm »
it is a stupid post...
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Offline zaraza

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2007, 01:05:54 pm »
Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on May 21, 2007, 06:38:19 am
Quote from: ThunderPantz on May 21, 2007, 12:31:35 am
But there should be a "What's your favorite sex position" thread.

Don't take everything seriously dude.
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Offline Blue-ninja

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2007, 01:27:34 pm »
Quote from: ThunderPantz on May 21, 2007, 12:41:15 pm
Doggy style.

Edit: err... actually.... my other favorite is called: " Thunderpantz"

I bet you know why ;)
Thunda-thunda-thunda-thundaaaaaaa ;)

This thread is insane, sick, funny, and most likely to be awarded "Stupidest Topic".
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Offline n00bface

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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2007, 01:42:05 pm »
Quote from: Laser Guy on May 21, 2007, 12:49:54 pm
It is getting more and more sick with every post... think about all thoes 10-year-olds that will look at it and at the same moment their parents enter their room... ouch :\

First of all, any 10 year old browsing this forum would be forcibly banned anyways.  Thanks to COPPA, no one under 13 is allowed here without a parental-consent form.  So let's look at another rating standard set by the MPAA.  Here's what generally defines a 'PG-13' movie:
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Signifies that the film rated may be inappropriate for pre-teens. Parents should be especially careful about letting their younger children attend. Rough or persistent violence is absent; sexually-oriented nudity is generally absent; some scenes of drug use may be seen; some use of one of the harsher sexually-derived words may be heard.
None more graphic than this topic's contents!  Okay, so even with that loose fitting description...look where you are.  These are the Soldat forums.  Have you ever played the game?  Run into an m79?  Okay!!
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Re: What's your favourite sex position thread
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2007, 01:46:37 pm »
i bet half of the people here havn't had sex and are jus assuming that would be his fav position...
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