What's your favourite sex position thread

[SirJamesaford]

i bet half of the people here havn't had sex and are jus assuming that would be his fav position...

LMAO at least half...

[Cookie.]

I like having sex in a chair

[DePhille]

The best I've ever tried was the 'cowgirl', then I have to do nothing but laying back enjoy.

[Gippal]

Threesome's pwn.

Me. My right hand. And my left hand.

They know exactly how I like it.

(xD)

[Dascoo]

It is getting more and more sick with every post... think about all thoes 10-year-olds that will look at it and at the same moment their parents enter their room... ouch :\

First of all, any 10 year old browsing this forum would be forcibly banned anyways.  Thanks to COPPA, no one under 13 is allowed here without a parental-consent form.  So let's look at another rating standard set by the MPAA.  Here's what generally defines a 'PG-13' movie:

Signifies that the film rated may be inappropriate for pre-teens. Parents should be especially careful about letting their younger children attend. Rough or persistent violence is absent; sexually-oriented nudity is generally absent; some scenes of drug use may be seen; some use of one of the harsher sexually-derived words may be heard.

None more graphic than this topic's contents!  Okay, so even with that loose fitting description...look where you are.  These are the Soldat forums.  Have you ever played the game?  Run into an m79?  Okay!!

Damn you got to him before me, except I would have just simplified it to COPPA and Incredibly violent game.

EDIT: I like to be on the bottom.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

I like to be on the bottom.

You like it in the bottom, don't I know it, you girly looking asian. :E

[Cookie.]

The best I've ever tried was the 'cowgirl', then I have to do nothing but laying back enjoy.

Can you really pick just one though?  Its all about the variety.

[Blue-ninja]

I like to be on the bottom.

You like it in the bottom, don't I know it, you girly looking asian. :E

That made my day.

I like being on top of a girl who is lying on her stomach. The vulnerability makes me climax faster.

[Vltava]

I like how all of you try to act like you've had sex before.

[ds dude]

Yall are assholes, if you actully read.. before registering it says "No sexual oriented things" LIKE THIS.... you buncha dumb ****s

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Yall are assholes, if you actully read.. before registering it says "No sexual oriented things" LIKE THIS.... you buncha dumb ****s

Oh noe, we better not talk about anything like condoms cause they're sexually orientated ... OHOLYCRAPWAITBATMAN IT'S THE JOKER.

[ds dude]

well we aren't talking about condoms you idoit.. you posted a topic about sex... what good does that do to the comunity.. we are all like 13-16 we cant have sex yet.. not most of us??

[Graham]

Ok ladies, take it outside. Panzers topic is fine for now.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

well we aren't talking about condoms you idoit.. you posted a topic about sex... what good does that do to the comunity.. we are all like 13-16 we cant have sex yet.. not most of us??

Legally.

[Spyder]

well we aren't talking about condoms you idoit.. you posted a topic about sex... what good does that do to the comunity.. we are all like 13-16 we cant have sex yet.. not most of us??

99% of the stuff you posted doesn't contribute to the community either, so don't talk. Plus, it's the lounge.

[ds dude]

I dont care if its the Counsel for President bush... just because I dont contribute doesnt meen you should.. duh

[peemonkey]

...so, because you don't contribute, we shouldn't?
I've always hated you ds dude. Children piss me off, with their MP3's, STD's, MTV's, LSD's, SUV's, LED's, MAD HER-PE's.

On topic: , that's none of your business you little virgins.

[Spyder]

oh c'mon peemonkey, let us know a little about your sex life.

[Dascoo]

I like to be on the bottom.

You like it in the bottom, don't I know it, you girly looking asian. :E

What's wrong with her riding ontop of me =D

[iDante]

Me. My right hand. And my left hand.

They know exactly how I like it.