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Offline Coolio

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Funniest Quote
« on: June 13, 2007, 05:27:00 pm »
Whats the funniest quote you've heard of?
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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 05:56:22 pm »
i usually put funny simpsons quotes in my sig.

"gotta build, fast... english side ruined... must... use french instructions...
Le Grille? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?"
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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 06:00:21 pm »
i usually put funny simpsons quotes in my sig.

"gotta build, fast... english side ruined... must... use french instructions...
Le Grille? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?"

Haha, I remember that episode.
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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 06:16:16 pm »
"Look at you scared now hoe, scared like a little white pussy, scared of the real man, I'll fuck you till you love me faggot"

Pure poetry.
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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 06:18:47 pm »
Whats the funniest quote you've heard of?
all (or most of) the lines in Talladega Nights...
 
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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 06:24:55 pm »
I get all my funniest quotes from bash.org.

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 06:31:31 pm »
Whats the funniest quote you've heard of?
all (or most of) the lines in Talladega Nights...
 

"Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence."

Yeah, Talladega Nights has some great lines.

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 08:10:41 pm »
i usually put funny simpsons quotes in my sig.

"gotta build, fast... english side ruined... must... use french instructions...
Le Grille? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?"

LOL. "Thank you, come again" XD

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2007, 08:44:32 pm »
"So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts? "

and the ever-clever:

Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.
Jean Girard: That's from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexican.
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby: Hey.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: That last one's pretty cool

AWESOME! haha.

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2007, 09:35:26 pm »
"So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts? "

and the ever-clever:

Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.
Jean Girard: That's from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexican.
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby: Hey.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: That last one's pretty cool

AWESOME! haha.

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2007, 10:14:04 pm »
Not super funny but I got a kick from it.

<Alteisen> Since im here now, can anyone tell which companies make good chainsaws?
<Alteisen> Give a link or something
<Alteisen> Please
<Rai-Dei> charmin
<Rai-Dei> charmin ultra is a gewd one
<Alteisen> Thats toilet paper.
<Alteisen> I need a chainsaw
<Rai-Dei> try fender
<Alteisen> Is husqvarna any good?
<Rai-Dei> dunno

and
<xurich> hetero is just another word for stubborn!

<Shadeh> my g/f is inviting me over for his birthday

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2007, 10:54:49 pm »
LOL. "Thank you, come again" XD
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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2007, 11:00:52 pm »
LOL. "Thank you, come again" XD
:)

"Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian."
haha, ah good old Cartman.
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Offline Chariot

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 11:30:53 pm »
LOL. "Thank you, come again" XD
:)

"Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian."
haha, ah good old Cartman.

"BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!"

I love that whiny high pitch voice.
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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2007, 12:53:04 am »
none of those quotes are funny

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2007, 01:01:09 am »
none of those quotes are funny
seconded.

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2007, 05:51:07 am »
"they killed kenny those bastards" 

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2007, 05:26:53 pm »
none of those quotes are funny
seconded.


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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2007, 05:36:28 pm »
"instead tonight will be the boring world of neil bohr"
"AHHH!... MY ICECREAM SANDWICH!... then where the hell is the REMOTE AHHRHH"

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Re: Funniest Quote
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2007, 05:48:17 pm »
"Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh shit, I'm probably dead."

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