Funniest Quote

[iDante]

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.

[RabidTreeFrog]

<osaka> You know.
<osaka> I don't get why so many vegans have some kind of a beef with me.
<osaka> Just because I bring home the bacon, doesn't mean I'm egging them on.
<osaka> It's so cheesy for them to milk political correctness.
<osaka> The stakes are high on this one, but they're too chicken to meet any resistance.

[excruciator]

there's one I heard from some random forum.

 "my dick is so big that if I lay it on a keyboard it would stretch from A to Z"
 " w8...%&@$...."


hilarious.....

[PANZERCATWAGON]

<osaka> You know.
<osaka> I don't get why so many vegans have some kind of a beef with me.
<osaka> Just because I bring home the bacon, doesn't mean I'm egging them on.
<osaka> It's so cheesy for them to milk political correctness.
<osaka> The stakes are high on this one, but they're too chicken to meet any resistance.

Hahahahahaha. First actual funny quote. Nice one.

I'm using that.

[Dascoo]

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.

I laughed.

[Blue-ninja]

there's one I heard from some random forum.

 "my **** is so big that if I lay it on a keyboard it would stretch from A to Z"
 " w8...%&@$...."


hilarious.....

That's in Will's signature. It's also found in Bash.org

<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

[Wolf_Man]

The point of war is not to die for your country, its to make the other ****er die for his." - patton?

[frogboy]

"When on board H.M.S. Beagle, as naturalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of the inhabitants of South America, and in the geological relations of the present to the past inhabitants of that continent. These facts seemed to me to throw some light on the origin of species -- that mystery of mysteries, as it has been called by one of our greatest philosophers. On my return home, it occurred to me, in 1837, that something might perhaps be made out on this question by patiently accumulating and reflecting on all sorts of facts which could possibly have any bearing on it. After five years' work I allowed myself to speculate on the subject, and drew up some short notes; these I enlarged in 1844 into a sketch of the conclusions, which then seemed to me probable: from that period to the present day I have steadily pursued the same object. I hope that I may be excused for entering on these personal details, as I give them to show that I have not been hasty in coming to a decision."

lmao XD darwin was a gr8 comeidan.

[T-Bone]

the best quote is in someones profile. He was talking about lag and how he didnt think the 'feature' should be included in the next version lol

[Captain Ben]

that one by hans lemurson?

[Dascoo]

Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!

[T-Bone]

that one by hans lemurson?

ya im almost positive it is

[ChromedGun]

Back in the times of 1.2 or 1.2.1, one of my friends once said "Skill? No need, I have my M79!".


That statement still applies...

[Chariot]

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

[Blue-ninja]

BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed
BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH
BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes

[ThunderPantz]

there's one I heard from some random forum.

 "my **** is so big that if I lay it on a keyboard it would stretch from A to Z"
 " w8...%&@$...."


hilarious.....

That's in Will's signature. It's also found in Bash.org

<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

OH MY GOD. FROM A TO Z ON A KEYBOARD WOULD BE LIKE ONE INCH..... less... 2CM.

Also... I wish my bread was emo. I suck at cutting bread

There was this dude in my old school... he said he was so emo, he cut other people.

[Kagesha]

ROFL i go with cartman quotes such as
Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: Jew??

and lmao...
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

[Will]

there's one I heard from some random forum.

 "my **** is so big that if I lay it on a keyboard it would stretch from A to Z"
 " w8...%&@$...."


hilarious.....

That's in Will's signature. It's also found in Bash.org

<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

OH MY GOD. FROM A TO Z ON A KEYBOARD WOULD BE LIKE ONE INCH..... less... 2CM.

Also... I wish my bread was emo. I suck at cutting bread

There was this dude in my old school... he said he was so emo, he cut other people.

maybe on a bigger keyboard...

but yeah bash.org has thousands of funny quotes. I've spent  hours reading all those quotes

[echo_trail]

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Hehe...

[Blue-ninja]

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

<+mOrphz> damn it :/
<@Lego> damn it :/
<+mOrphz> stop that
<@Lego> stop that
<+mOrphz>
<@Lego>
<+mOrphz> Lego smells
<@Lego> Lego smells
<+mOrphz> /quit
quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit)

That last one is hilarious.