Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread

[a-4-year-old]

This is vaguely reminiscent, but less nerdy (maybe), then that whole copywrite fiasco.

Those where the days...

I think I still have a few of those.

[Blacksheepboy]

douche5.jpg? lol?

Ahaha, too good.

I'd be getting laid ten times.

@MattH: You've gotta problem with an air rifle? I live in a city. There's no real opportunity to own a live firearm.

Yes, I have a problem with the air rifle.

Look bud, you're trying to win some favor by posting a "cool" picture of your shirtless self to um, a lot of guys. Do I sense something a little outa place?

[MadDog]

I had no idea that this was actually the SoldatHomosexualForums... had I known, I probably wouldn't have joined.

I spy homophobe!

Also, nothing is worse than bragging about how many chicks you get. It just shows how insecure / over arrogant as hell you are.

1. Chill out.
2. Think.

It's all a joke, jrgp, what's wrong with you? I mean, if you even bothered to read my posts, you'd notice I don't hate homosexuals... damn.

Why is it that people here generally get the wrong idea? It's a JOKE. Chill.

[jrgp]

It's all a joke, jrgp, what's wrong with you? I mean, if you even bothered to read my posts, you'd notice I don't hate homosexuals... damn.

Or maybe I'm just testing you.

[MadDog]

It's all a joke, jrgp, what's wrong with you? I mean, if you even bothered to read my posts, you'd notice I don't hate homosexuals... damn.

Or maybe I'm just testing you.

I hope so. The whole point of this picture thing is that people don't get all pi$$ed off. Gotta take it in stride...

[Mittsu]

you have some s**tty haircut dude, nice tits tho

It's 100 degrees outside, waaay too hot to have long hair. Seriously, if you stand on black asphalt for too long, your shoes melt.

i didnt say "short", i said "shitty", just messy hair that make your head look kinda funny
i like simple haircuts, this is mine

[MadDog]

you have some s**tty haircut dude, nice tits tho

It's 100 degrees outside, waaay too hot to have long hair. Seriously, if you stand on black asphalt for too long, your shoes melt.

i didnt say "short", i said "s**tty", just messy hair that make your head look kinda funny
i like simple haircuts, this is mine

Mazeltov. I know it looks weird, I also don't care to much. Had it shaven off completely in May, in support of my brother.

@ mar77a

s**t mate that's a lot of tennis slash fapping you got on your right arm

Wha? Are you talking about my collarbone? If you look closely, you can see it's broken. Football. People were sooo gulible in school, for half a year, I told them I boosted a Mustang and flipped it. People in my school are pretty dumb. No really, if you said to them "ball, cat, and tree," in 15 minutes, they wouldn't remember ball, cat, and tree.

[VijchtiDoodah]

O_O

Such concentrated masculinity. This forumer is clearly getting laid ten times today. Ten. Not one less. And by women, no doubt.

[Godefroy]

 

[Graham]

We have a few m16s sitting around the barracks want a picture of me shirtless with one?

[jrgp]

We have a few m16s sitting around the barracks want a picture of me shirtless with one?

Yes.

[bxn]

Yes.

lets see whos more muscular

that rabbit... mesmerizing

[MadDog]

O_O

Such concentrated masculinity. This forumer is clearly getting laid ten times today. Ten. Not one less. And by women, no doubt.

Yes, and all in one sitting!

@Geo:

You see how people can be insulting in a funny, harmless way? There's nothing wrong with that, and it's really all I do. I don't mind their jokes and puns, and they don't mind my retorts. There's no profanity or abuse. No extreme hate. Everyone joins together in the make-fun-of-Maddog segment, including myself. 

Soldat Forums can tolerate this tongue-in-cheek insulting. So to recap: mild, funny insults- good. Abusive cursing insults- bad.

Besides, it seems like everyone here likes me! I had no idea I was so popular! Wow, you guys are all so nice! It reminds me of a Family Guy scene:

[Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are in jail]
Inmate 1: "Hey, check out the new meat!"
Inmate 2: "I like the fat one! More cushion for the pushin'!"
Peter: "Thank you!"
Inmate 3: "Hey, you and me gonna have a good time together!"
Peter: "Gosh, everybody's so nice here. I mean, y'know, I mean, they're gonna be disappointed when they find out I'm not gay, but... wow!"

[The Geologist]

Blah blah blah.  You really need to learn to let things go.

[MadDog]

Blah blah blah.  You really need to learn to let things go.

Uh huh... made a point, didn't I? I have let things go... that's the whole point of this... It's the make-fun-of-Maddog segment.

You know, I have to give myself credit. I normally don't... but this was genius. I knew someone would take off on this thing, and I knew everyone would get a good laugh. The air rifle was another stroke of brilliance, if I do say so myself. Finally someone (Matth) realized it wasn't a real rifle. I thought people would take off on that more, though...

Geo, maybe you take things too seriously sometimes. Most of what I say is just kidding around.

Honestly, everyone, raise your hand if you had a good laugh over this.

[xurich]

Honestly, nobody's laughing with you, m8.

[MadDog]

Honestly, nobody's laughing with you, m8.

Don't be too sure, "m8"...

It seemed like everyone wanted a good laugh at me, and I gave them just that.

Your welcome.

[xurich]

No, I am actually pretty sure.

[a-4-year-old]

We have a few m16s sitting around the barracks want a picture of me shirtless with one?

Just one?

[Espadon]

One gram is enough...