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Offline jrgp

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4060 on: June 05, 2009, 10:06:47 pm »
Charles' morning grumpy. Taking the picture with cable release, because I don't trust my camera's self timer.

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and accomplice

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Those are awesome effects you used. Was getting your hair all bushy and vertical deliberate though?
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4061 on: June 05, 2009, 11:21:44 pm »
Is she any good with the accordion?

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4062 on: June 05, 2009, 11:24:03 pm »
Squeezebox.  Heh.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4063 on: June 06, 2009, 11:02:17 am »
Those are awesome effects you used. Was getting your hair all bushy and vertical deliberate though?
Effects? I call it a darkroom. And my hair is like that now. It was a sudden change, I dunno why it happened. Chemical changes, eh.

Is she any good with the accordion?
At what she can play, well enough. To be stuck with twelve bass kind of limits you.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4064 on: June 10, 2009, 08:25:50 pm »
Went to the hospital recently:




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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4065 on: June 10, 2009, 08:29:35 pm »
What exactly happened? I heard you mention a bit about it on IRC but I wasn't paying attention.
Looks pretty badly cut up.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4066 on: June 10, 2009, 08:34:42 pm »
OH GOD YOUR PENIS!!!
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4067 on: June 10, 2009, 08:39:39 pm »
Dude, why the hell is there blood running down your thigh?  PM me or something man, sheez.
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« Reply #4068 on: June 10, 2009, 08:48:12 pm »
OH GOD YOUR PENIS!!!

Yeah I just thought of that..

How did they clean the wound there? Did the nurses like..um look at you there to fix it? :|
Or was the cut lower than that?  This happened at your work by the way?

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4069 on: June 10, 2009, 08:50:46 pm »
Were the nurses hot? :P
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4070 on: June 10, 2009, 08:53:52 pm »
Ahh man, if it's your balls, really ouch. But if it's your inner thigh, ouch again.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4071 on: June 10, 2009, 09:06:05 pm »
Basic story:

I was jumping rope hurdles in my backyard, it had rained a bit earlier.

I had 3 set up:

-Mid thigh height
-Slightly above hip
-Ribcage

I do them a few times with no problems, BUT THEN on the last set I hardly make the last one. It threw off my balance and I slid in the wet grass. Ended up going ASS FIRST into a garden tiller (you know those circular pitch forks).

I have 2 deep punctures: One on my inner thigh near my balls, other one where my leg meets my ass in the back.

If I were slightly shifted I could have lost my sack or got a spike up my asshole.

I got a really bad sprained leg too (the punctures don't even hurt, but there was a bit of leg fat sticking out of them!) I can hardly walk with the sprain and I'm out of work for a bit.

I got my nuts fondled by a hot MILF nurse, was the highlight of my day.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4072 on: June 10, 2009, 09:11:43 pm »
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You weren't able to produce video footage of thus said activities in your backyard?  Would be funny to watch.  Send it in to Americas Funniest home videos..

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4073 on: June 10, 2009, 09:13:25 pm »
Go you.  Hot milf nurse is much better than drunken bar skank.  Not like I'd know or anything. ;>_>

Oh, also glad to hear you're still a man.  Quick recovery sir.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4074 on: June 11, 2009, 02:04:56 am »
Wish I could have sucked that leg fat right out of you

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4075 on: June 11, 2009, 03:21:59 am »
Aight, since I'm leaving for a while I should probably add some whore to this thread before I lose my chance.

OMG it's me!

(This is actually an old photo from 2003.  It's pretty awesome.  I just found it today.)

This is a promo picture that I tried to take for a band that I'm in.  I'm cool enough that I have to look away from the camera and pout.  I plan on making a better one, with a real photographer who can actually make good use of lighting and doesn't fag-out with HDR stuff.


This is a picture from a metal festival I was at in Germany (April '09).  It's not a very good photo, but it works as a synopsis for my trip.  Everyone's making odd faces 'cos we're all drunk, the camera is shakey, and who knows where we are.  Maybe outside of some night club (the sign?)


This is a photo from the same festival.  It's a picture of me trying to stay asleep at 1 in the afternoon while everyone else is waking up and walking around.  I didn't succeed.


This is me and my posse drinking mead at the foot of a castle in Germany.  Or rather, a posse that I'm just a part of :(  It's clear who calls the shots here.


I'm not sure whether or not I've posted this before.  It's from over a year ago when I was in Norway (I forget why, but it was while I was on break at the University of Iceland).  It was my second intercontinental Soldat meetup, this time with Melba (or Melbastard).  It was cool, we went to a bunch of pubs, drank a lot, then went to some upper-class nightclub where drinks cost 12 USD each...and that was happy hour.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4076 on: June 11, 2009, 09:08:02 am »
You're fourth picture reminds me of a move "Hangover"....
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4077 on: June 11, 2009, 12:18:29 pm »
Rai-Dei

good luck recovering from that man, happy to hear you didn't lost your sack or got assraped by that fork

on the other side, you had a nice nurce touching your manly parts, high-fives for that one.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4078 on: June 12, 2009, 03:19:19 pm »
'Bout time I upload some more.

Second picture: WTF EYE!?!??!!?!? it's my actual eye trick ~_~
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #4079 on: June 12, 2009, 07:07:26 pm »
Finally got rid of the BCGs, took a picture....

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